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sarah ravencroft

@gallowscalibrator.bsky.social

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she/her ~ eco goth ~ woman about whom nothing is known; possibly a companion of Sappho

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Jac @dairyqueenslime.bsky.social · 5d

I'm teaching the computer to smoke cigarettes

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sarah ravencroft @gallowscalibrator.bsky.social · 8d

u guessed it, its karkat again with a new crown and hearts. hes yelling and i think hes great

sarah ravencroft @gallowscalibrator.bsky.social · 11d

karkat again from the next update! he looks mad as usual but i put another flower crown on him and hearts around him again

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sarah ravencroft @gallowscalibrator.bsky.social · 13d

🥰🥰🥰

picture of karkat from the latest homestuck update but i put a flower crown on him and hearts around him bc i love him

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Phil Lewis @phillewis.bsky.social · 26d

"I just want to say, go birds, fuck ICE and free Palestine," "Hacks" star Hannah Einbinder at the #Emmys

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sarah ravencroft @gallowscalibrator.bsky.social · 28d

im blocking you

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rex @stergeon.bsky.social · Sep 10

bonny affirmations:
- everybody love you
- the dog is not scary
- little piece of garbage is the coolest toy in the world
- two hands on you at all times
- nobody would ever make a website about how you suck dot com

poor-quality picture of bonny the tabby cat with her eyes closed while she gets her cheek scratched. it has been visibly rotated and badly edited in snapchat to put a flower crown and a bunch of hearts and stars and glitter all over her, along with the text “it’s nald.” because it is.

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The Onion @theonion.com · Sep 9

It Only Tuesday https://theonion.com/it-only-tuesday-1819569397/

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sarah ravencroft @gallowscalibrator.bsky.social · Sep 3

i envy the confidence with which an IT specialist who is remote accessing my computer can just permanently delete files

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Morgana Ignis @morganaignis.bsky.social · Jun 23

I don’t care if it’s corporate marketing, I like that the cunty murderbot said trans fucking rights

PinkNews @pinknews.bsky.social · Jun 23

M3GAN tells trans fans: ‘Your existence is not a debate’

M3GAN tells trans fans: 'Your existence is not a debate'

Ahead of M3GAN 2.0, gay icon M3GAN shared a heartwarming message for trans fans: "you are radiant, revolutionary and real."

www.thepinknews.com

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rex @stergeon.bsky.social · Jun 22

happy birthday to edelgard von hresvelg. here she is at the dmv waiting in line to get her REAL ID

digital drawing of edelgard von hresvelg from fire emblem three houses. she is in her full post-timeskip emperor regalia and is in the lobby of her local branch of the department of motor vehicles. she’s sitting in a very uncomfortable-looking chair typing away on her phone (read: playing candy crush). the phone case is in flame emperor colors and has the crest of flames on the back which is pretty sweet.

on the walls around her are some posters with PSAs. the first pictures a guy on a wyvern in the sky and says “from the highest heights…” then splits, where the bottom half reads “… to the lowest lows.” it shows that guy falling off his wyvern and also in jail somehow. the bottom reads “fly sober. or else.” the second poster features a dapper guy with a monocle, captioned “you look dashing.” the pane below it reads “but can you see?” and shows half of a child screaming, with the other half of the pane blacked out. the third panel says “Spectacles: See it all” and shows the dapper guy again wearing glasses, as well as a whole and hale child-like creature pseudo-smiling and saying something like “yippee” or whatever children say.

above edelgard is a tv with numbers and names and desks on them. edelgard (#9) is pretty far down the list behind some familiar names like nailah and pallardó, though well ahead of gautier (#69)

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wint @dril.bsky.social · Jun 13

Oh youre jacking off to the sabrina carpenter sexy dog pic? Boring. Ill instead be jacking off to the album covers of Schubert , and Strauss

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the Mountain Goats @themountaingoats.bsky.social · Jun 5

It’s the happiest day of Elon Musk’s life because he finally posted something people actually want to read

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Stellaween? @antlervel.vet · Jun 5

just fuck already

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rex @stergeon.bsky.social · Jun 5

open.spotify.com/track/6rtwjJ...

Starvation

AURORA · What Happened To The Heart? · Song · 2024

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rex @stergeon.bsky.social · Jun 1

car drawing #1, hour 7

it’s edelgard von hresvelg from fire emblem three houses, some might say, if edelgard was a crudely drawn fat little baby. she’s frowning madly and has one hand held out, announcing “one fódlan pleas”

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a wizard @towerwizard.bsky.social · Jun 2

The wizard takes a nap.

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rex @stergeon.bsky.social · May 15

elephant shrew is my favorite little guy. he’s kind of like lemon pig but real

five doodles of elephant shrews. they are tiny little guys that look like lemons with stick legs and long tails and goofy ears. they do terrible things with their long long tongues that make them look like yoshi with fur. some are spiky some are soft but all of them are round and ridiculous. one of these shrews has an attitude problem but all of them are stupid

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rex @stergeon.bsky.social · May 14

hm. *sceneifies your hubert*

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whet moser @whetmoser.com · May 7

got that smoke that elects the pope

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Cookies Milkmen @lachm.page · Mar 27

26.

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a wizard @towerwizard.bsky.social · May 1

The wizard checks the messages on his orb.

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⚔️🎀 𝔉𝔦𝔞𝔡𝔥 🎀⚔️ @fiadh.bsky.social · Apr 29

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rex @stergeon.bsky.social · Apr 30

happy bappy to bonald b. baloney (the b. stands for bonald b. baloney), aka bonny aka nald. she is five and she sucks dot com
bonnysucks.com

it’s baby bonny baloney (circa 2020)!!!! she’s a teeny tiny tan tabby kitten sitting on a shelf next to a surge protector and she is So baby that she’s about the same height as the can of leinenkugel’s summer shandy on the shelf above her. she has tiny white tipped paws and her black striped tail is curled up over her side. she has that glass-eyed idiot kitten look but don’t worry, she’s still that stupid

bonny again… but bigger. she’s kinda chonky now, sitting on a towel and doin the cat loaf thing. points of interest include her white cravat, orange/pink nose, white whiskers, orange cheeks, green eyes, and giant snout

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sarah ravencroft @gallowscalibrator.bsky.social · Apr 28

it was only a month ago 😭 girl.
i love that shez doesnt know byleths name either, great touch 💖💖💖