🔞 Captain Garreth
@garrethscove.shorkwolf.com
The Shorkwolf of the Seven seas! Furry guy who loves discussing the games industry, but also really big people. You have been warned.
PFP: @odendo.bsky.social
Banner: @junesekai.bsky.social
3D Model: juicygatorade.bsky.social
PFP: @odendo.bsky.social
Banner: @junesekai.bsky.social
3D Model: juicygatorade.bsky.social
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Just heard fur room parties described as shenanigans space. And yeah
November 28, 2025 at 4:47 AM
Just heard fur room parties described as shenanigans space. And yeah
"Make sure to get my good side! I worked hard to find these clothes in time for the shoot~"
An amazing commission from
@karrnade.bsky.social, very happy with how it came out.
An amazing commission from
@karrnade.bsky.social, very happy with how it came out.
November 28, 2025 at 4:43 AM
"Make sure to get my good side! I worked hard to find these clothes in time for the shoot~"
An amazing commission from
@karrnade.bsky.social, very happy with how it came out.
An amazing commission from
@karrnade.bsky.social, very happy with how it came out.
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doesn't have to be this way but it do
November 28, 2025 at 4:13 AM
doesn't have to be this way but it do
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ordered food here. the server did 7 frame-perfect turnarounds in a row and launched themselves through the door speeding past my table at 700km/h but the plate was perfect. 5 star service, would eat here again
April 28, 2025 at 2:46 PM
ordered food here. the server did 7 frame-perfect turnarounds in a row and launched themselves through the door speeding past my table at 700km/h but the plate was perfect. 5 star service, would eat here again
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remembering those videos of putting frozen turkeys in deep fryers like who the fuck does this
October 3, 2025 at 5:14 PM
remembering those videos of putting frozen turkeys in deep fryers like who the fuck does this
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Okay, the crowd going nuts like someone just scored a touchdown at the Super Bowl all *through* the KDH performance is a hell of a thing to see hear/see:
November 27, 2025 at 5:42 PM
Okay, the crowd going nuts like someone just scored a touchdown at the Super Bowl all *through* the KDH performance is a hell of a thing to see hear/see:
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It’s that time of year again!
November 27, 2025 at 6:24 AM
It’s that time of year again!
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I'm sorry, but this is the best Thanksgiving parade performance ever.
November 27, 2025 at 6:46 PM
I'm sorry, but this is the best Thanksgiving parade performance ever.
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Looking for past Garfield Macy's balloons. Found a new reaction image
November 27, 2025 at 6:36 PM
Looking for past Garfield Macy's balloons. Found a new reaction image
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If they can foam your creamer without a wand they’re a keeper
Don't have a steam wand or a handheld frother to create thick and silky foam for your coffees? No problem! You can still foam your creamer within seconds.
Froth Your Favorite Flavored Coffee Creamer Even If You Don't Have The Proper Tools - The Takeout
www.thetakeout.com
November 27, 2025 at 3:56 AM
If they can foam your creamer without a wand they’re a keeper
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The East LA level in Tony Hawk's American Sk8land has an elaborate secret involving an invisible rail that clips you through geometry to an out-of-bounds section of the map, revealing a message telling you to hide in the bushes in the Beverly Hills map.
When you do so, the game plays a fart noise.
When you do so, the game plays a fart noise.
November 26, 2025 at 8:35 AM
The East LA level in Tony Hawk's American Sk8land has an elaborate secret involving an invisible rail that clips you through geometry to an out-of-bounds section of the map, revealing a message telling you to hide in the bushes in the Beverly Hills map.
When you do so, the game plays a fart noise.
When you do so, the game plays a fart noise.
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Advertise your account with one Simpsons i̶m̶a̶g̶e̶ video
January 7, 2025 at 10:51 PM
Advertise your account with one Simpsons i̶m̶a̶g̶e̶ video
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nose down ass up
that's the way we cyberstuck
that's the way we cyberstuck
November 26, 2025 at 3:58 PM
nose down ass up
that's the way we cyberstuck
that's the way we cyberstuck
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Always saying this
Pope Leo XIV told students not to use artificial intelligence for homework, saying that AI ‘won’t stand in authentic wonder before the beauty of God’s creation.’
Even God Is Worried About ChatGPT
Pope Leo XIV told students not to use artificial intelligence for homework, saying that AI ‘won’t stand in authentic wonder before the beauty of God’s creation.’
www.vulture.com
November 26, 2025 at 5:46 PM
Always saying this
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Average civilian take but AI Gen in media is like, "I wanted to use as little time, expend as little resources to creators to make this. BUT PLEASE give me YOUR resources, give me the money YOU spent your time to earn." 🤖
November 26, 2025 at 5:18 PM
Average civilian take but AI Gen in media is like, "I wanted to use as little time, expend as little resources to creators to make this. BUT PLEASE give me YOUR resources, give me the money YOU spent your time to earn." 🤖
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I desperately crave to play more fighting games with people. Hell, I'll play the crusty old ones too.
November 26, 2025 at 4:46 PM
I desperately crave to play more fighting games with people. Hell, I'll play the crusty old ones too.
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As I start to pivot my life away from using tech by big corporations, it becomes clearer to me that the reason people stick with those options is because of convenience.
November 26, 2025 at 1:08 AM
As I start to pivot my life away from using tech by big corporations, it becomes clearer to me that the reason people stick with those options is because of convenience.
