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🔞 Captain Garreth

@garrethscove.shorkwolf.com

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The Shorkwolf of the Seven seas! Furry guy who loves discussing the games industry, but also really big people. You have been warned. PFP: @odendo.bsky.social Banner: @junesekai.bsky.social 3D Model: juicygatorade.bsky.social

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Dziga Vertov, communist "spinning top", he was a hero @dziga.bsky.social · 2h

I am absolutely with you

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Punished (Blueballs) Lupe @blueballsfa.bsky.social · Oct 7

I heard about this "Instant Loss" fetish, am I doing it right?

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Jason Rainville @jasonrainville.bsky.social · 1d

Donatello, The Brain
AD Stephanie Cheung
This was actually the last of the 3 pieces I painted for the TMNT set for which I was VERY happy to contribute to

Donny wasn't one of my favs until now - his single-minded dedication to toiling away in a cluttered space hit pretty close to home

Thread->

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🔞 Captain Garreth @garrethscove.shorkwolf.com · 11h

I guess I can't get these mods to work, oh we--
(AUDIO)

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Caz @timberwind.bsky.social · Aug 19

Hi! Nice to meet you, I'm the faceless technician who's job it is to explain what a nanorobot is to the audience in every movie with a magic nanotech liquid metal character. You might have already met my brother, the guy who explains that EMP stands for electromagnetic pulse.

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Junesekai @junesekai.bsky.social · 17h

Hey all, I've opened up all my previous YCH ideas and added this new one too
Money is tight for me so any support would be helpful
junesekai.carrd.co#commissionform

Junesekai @junesekai.bsky.social · 1d

[Hairy Bear Plaid TF YCH]
Opening for 5 Slots will close once full!
Fill out a YCH form here to request one! - > junesekai.carrd.co#commissionform

A Wolf YCH turning into a Hairy Bear from their plaid jacket YCH notification

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🔞 Captain Garreth @garrethscove.shorkwolf.com · 14h

A lost art, but a treasured one for sure.

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Tristan Johnson @stepback.nebula.tv · 23h

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onion person @junlper.beer · 1d

discovering insane edits recently

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Aidan Moher @aidanmoher.com · 1d

Aidan: “Man, I like Universes Beyond, but this is starting to feel like way too much.”

WotC: “What if we did a set featuring your favourite CRT of all time?”

Aidan: “Where do I sign my soul over?”

Aidan Moher @aidanmoher.com · 1d

Donatello is very clearly using a Commodore 1702 monitor (with a C64) in the art for this card, so I clearly have no choice but to build the deck.

A Magic card called “Donatello, the Brains” depicting the Ninja Turtle sitting in a cramped spaces using multiple computers at once.

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Bevil 🔜 MFF! @thebevil.bsky.social · 2d

Shout-out to one of my coworkers who thought "labubu" was slang for lobotomy

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Thygor @thygorforgeglow.bsky.social · 1d

Day Ten Fattytobernar: "Bloated"

@bernarthebear.bsky.social looking HUGE after downing an entire keg from @garrethscove.shorkwolf.com
#fattytober #fattytober2025

A very bloated Bernar catching himself after downing an entire keg of root beer

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Grant has that Dogsred in him @grantthethief.bsky.social · 2d

I’m sorry this is just the Marvel Rivals roster

Gary Erskine @garyerskine.bsky.social · 2d

PSA: A reminder that Margot Robbie, Emma Stone, Samara Weaving, Jaime Pressly, Jaime Mackey and Jaime King are actually six different people

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🔞 Captain Garreth @garrethscove.shorkwolf.com · 1d

I might do that one last, that'll kill me

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Dr. Damien P. Williams Wants A Better Sociotechnical Paradigm @wolvendamien.bsky.social · 2d

*Lil Jon Voice* States' Rights to What

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priscilla page @priscillapage.bsky.social · 2d

screenshot from The Insider - Russell Crowe's Jeffrey Wigand seen from behind in a white collared shirt and gray wig, standing slightly off-center (on the right side of the frame) in his dark hotel room. caption for Pacino's Lowell Bergman (in voiceover) reads, "I'm running out of heroes, man"

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🔞 Captain Garreth @garrethscove.shorkwolf.com · 2d

I unlocked Super Sonic Speed in Crossworlds and wanted to try my hands at getting an A-Rank medal in Time Trial. It is incredibly hard, but super satisfying once you get the lines down. I could see myself aiming for the rest of them in my off time.

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videogame history @vghistory.bsky.social · 10d

ion storm, game studio, break room, dallas, texas (1999) www.mobygames.com/game/1678/jo...

a tekken 3 arcade cabinet, turned off with an a4 white paper typed out note taped to the screen. the note reads:
no more tekken 3 until daikatana ships
the management

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old uncle BATface @catfacejoe.bsky.social · 5d

tweet screenshot
Matt the outlaw
@cursedgloryhole
Lady behind me at the thing screening last night to her partner "why are they shooting at the dog?" and her partner says very firmly "have you never seen a film before? you watch and information is revealed"

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🔞 Captain Garreth @garrethscove.shorkwolf.com · 3d

Honestly my only issue with Sonic Racing Crossworlds is that it's 70 dollars.

I'm enjoying the game a lot, it just makes it hard sell to anyone who feels any amount of distaste for Sonic.

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Yo Gabapentin @yogabapentin.bsky.social · 4d

Obligatory Jenny Nicholson Tweet

Jenny Nicholson Tweet:

How come major film studios keep being like Jared Leto may have allegations, but at least he looks weird, stars in box office bombs, and is not a good actor

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The Emotion Engine (The Emotion is Fear) @emotion-engine.bsky.social · Sep 13

Time Crisis 3 (2003 | Nextech | PS2)
It's sad that every big modern game costs $400 million to make yet fails to reach the pure ludonarrative heights of the Time Crisis Twinks ripping off their Hawaiian shirts to reveal custom varsity jackets during a daring jetski escape

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lorem ipsum 🇧🇷🇺🇸 @whiskeynachos.bsky.social · 7d

Thank you to the Alaska Raptor Center for telling the truth that birders already knew: every bald eagle cry you hear in an advertisement is a red-tailed hawk.

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Horror Makes Us Happy @horrormakesushappy.com · 6d

Not horror-related, but it made me belly laugh, so I'm sharing it. Deal with it :P

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