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If male bees can die after ejaculation then why can’t I?
Macy’s Thanksgiving Day Parade must be responsible for the most “who?”’s said in American households across the country
November 27, 2025 at 8:11 PM
Macy’s Thanksgiving Day Parade must be responsible for the most “who?”’s said in American households across the country
Empire is the best Star Wars because halfway through a fucking Muppet shows up
November 27, 2025 at 6:08 PM
Empire is the best Star Wars because halfway through a fucking Muppet shows up
always nice to hear from friends on thanksgiving
November 27, 2025 at 6:03 PM
always nice to hear from friends on thanksgiving
i WILL have the most silly bandz at the kids table this year
November 27, 2025 at 5:50 PM
i WILL have the most silly bandz at the kids table this year
so apparently i “ruined” thanksgiving because the baja blast pie from taco bell i brought put grandma into a “diabetic coma”
November 27, 2025 at 5:08 PM
so apparently i “ruined” thanksgiving because the baja blast pie from taco bell i brought put grandma into a “diabetic coma”
that should cover it
November 27, 2025 at 7:00 AM
that should cover it
is this a christmas movie? is that a christmas movie? here’s an idea - why not let Santa decide?
Should John Carpenter's THE THING be officially classified as a Christmas movie? Let your voice be heard!
Is John Carpenter’s THE THING A Christmas Movie? Have Your Say
Should John Carpenter's THE THING be officially classified as a Christmas movie? Let your voice be heard!
dlvr.it
November 27, 2025 at 6:48 AM
is this a christmas movie? is that a christmas movie? here’s an idea - why not let Santa decide?
will this finally be the season of stranger things where mike finds out his dad is beetlejuice
November 27, 2025 at 5:12 AM
will this finally be the season of stranger things where mike finds out his dad is beetlejuice
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The last of the original Garbage Pail Kids has died in custody
November 27, 2025 at 3:02 AM
The last of the original Garbage Pail Kids has died in custody
more like Stranger Danger Things. who tf are these men??
November 26, 2025 at 8:36 PM
more like Stranger Danger Things. who tf are these men??
i just got a rebate check from my university bc somebody sued them for being dumb during covid and my bank account is so empty it feels like a christmas miracle
November 25, 2025 at 8:47 PM
i just got a rebate check from my university bc somebody sued them for being dumb during covid and my bank account is so empty it feels like a christmas miracle
spoiler: they don’t mess with the zohan
The movie listed at #1 is so incredibly misplaced that it calls into question the veracity of the entire list. It belongs on the list, yes, but SO MUCH further down. An absolute, credibility-wrecking flub. Boo, @variety.com! Boo!
variety.com/lists/best-c...
variety.com/lists/best-c...
The 100 Best Comedy Movies of All Time
Variety's list of the 100 best comedy movies of all time includes 'Annie Hall,' 'Pretty Woman,' 'Waiting for Guffman' and 'Young Frankenstein.'
variety.com
November 25, 2025 at 4:30 AM
spoiler: they don’t mess with the zohan
[the first person to discover an intact dinosaur fossil]
"This would be the perfect shape for a chicken nugget"
"This would be the perfect shape for a chicken nugget"
November 25, 2025 at 12:58 AM
[the first person to discover an intact dinosaur fossil]
"This would be the perfect shape for a chicken nugget"
"This would be the perfect shape for a chicken nugget"
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First they put the Iverson stepover at 17 for on the court, and now they forget about the Iverson Practice Press Conference?
WHEN WE SAID KEEP AI OUT OF JOURNALISM THIS ISNT WHAT WE MEANT.
WHEN WE SAID KEEP AI OUT OF JOURNALISM THIS ISNT WHAT WE MEANT.
Over the past 25 years, some of the NBA's biggest stories have come off the court.
So here's how our NBA staff ranked the 10 most impactful off-court stories of the 21st century.
Do you agree with our list?
So here's how our NBA staff ranked the 10 most impactful off-court stories of the 21st century.
Do you agree with our list?
November 24, 2025 at 11:31 PM
First they put the Iverson stepover at 17 for on the court, and now they forget about the Iverson Practice Press Conference?
WHEN WE SAID KEEP AI OUT OF JOURNALISM THIS ISNT WHAT WE MEANT.
WHEN WE SAID KEEP AI OUT OF JOURNALISM THIS ISNT WHAT WE MEANT.
Reposted by ~garry~
It's time to end the arguments, they've gone on much too long. Here is the definitive ranking of Star Wars:
1. Star Wars (film, 1977)
2. Star Wars (comic book series, 1977-present)
3. Star Wars (video game, 1983)
4. Star Wars (novelisation, 1976)
5. Star Wars (proposed missile defence system, 1983)
1. Star Wars (film, 1977)
2. Star Wars (comic book series, 1977-present)
3. Star Wars (video game, 1983)
4. Star Wars (novelisation, 1976)
5. Star Wars (proposed missile defence system, 1983)
November 24, 2025 at 9:45 PM
It's time to end the arguments, they've gone on much too long. Here is the definitive ranking of Star Wars:
1. Star Wars (film, 1977)
2. Star Wars (comic book series, 1977-present)
3. Star Wars (video game, 1983)
4. Star Wars (novelisation, 1976)
5. Star Wars (proposed missile defence system, 1983)
1. Star Wars (film, 1977)
2. Star Wars (comic book series, 1977-present)
3. Star Wars (video game, 1983)
4. Star Wars (novelisation, 1976)
5. Star Wars (proposed missile defence system, 1983)
really could've been an email of duty, even a text of duty
November 21, 2025 at 11:26 PM
really could've been an email of duty, even a text of duty
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why pay thousands for a therapist when you could just have a very intense conversation with a green goblin mask?
November 6, 2025 at 6:20 PM
why pay thousands for a therapist when you could just have a very intense conversation with a green goblin mask?
[date]
me: what do you do?
her: i'm an exterminator
me: i hope you were successful in your mission from the future
me: what do you do?
her: i'm an exterminator
me: i hope you were successful in your mission from the future
November 18, 2025 at 11:07 PM
[date]
me: what do you do?
her: i'm an exterminator
me: i hope you were successful in your mission from the future
me: what do you do?
her: i'm an exterminator
me: i hope you were successful in your mission from the future
the impact this guy thinks he has is hysterical
finally, an upside to the ongoing scourge of political violence
November 18, 2025 at 8:37 PM
the impact this guy thinks he has is hysterical
the 'salt' in Salt and Vinegar chips is a bit redundant, no?
November 18, 2025 at 5:46 PM
the 'salt' in Salt and Vinegar chips is a bit redundant, no?
subway just offered me unlimited PTO (pickles, tomatoes, onions)
November 17, 2025 at 4:25 AM
subway just offered me unlimited PTO (pickles, tomatoes, onions)
the top 5 crisis gotta be-
1. existential
2. mid-life
3. cuban missile
4. 2008 financial
5. dino
1. existential
2. mid-life
3. cuban missile
4. 2008 financial
5. dino
November 17, 2025 at 3:56 AM
the top 5 crisis gotta be-
1. existential
2. mid-life
3. cuban missile
4. 2008 financial
5. dino
1. existential
2. mid-life
3. cuban missile
4. 2008 financial
5. dino