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Went to Raleigh for work, met a dog at a bar and on my walk back to the hotel, saw the dog has a brand with his own store and everything. @munjomunjo.bsky.social I’m sorry for not realizing I was meeting a celebrity 😅

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David Buchanan @retr0.id · 11d

I'm not worried about protein powder because as an electronics hobbyist I've already decided that lead poisoning isn't real

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Kendra, scary version @kendrawcandraw.bsky.social · 13d

Me: I just don't understand why I can't just out-think my anxiety and emotions and simply react and respond in the most ideal way every single time and never feel bad
My therapist of eight years: *audibly loading gun*

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gelicia @gelicia.bsky.social · 15d

Shoutout to servers who do not card me but do call me miss. Ultimate combination.

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gelicia @gelicia.bsky.social · 15d

Goals

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XaiaX (spooky ̆̈) @xaiax.net · 15d

lol

Cropped Bluesky screenshot

SE Gyges @segyges.bsky.social • 1h
so if you show up to protest in an inflatable frog suit, is it allowed to be a pepe inflatable trog suit or is that verboten

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Rachel Lazerus @rachellazerus.bsky... • 20m
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I like that the answer to "is Gendo a robot-fucker" is "technically no, spiritually yes."

XaiaX (spooky) @xaiax.net •now
Greatest thread locked after 12,000 posts etc.

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Esther Schindler @estherschindler.bsky.social · 20d

I just saw someone use the abbreviation “AI;DR” and I’ll be laughing for a while.

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gelicia @gelicia.bsky.social · 25d

Been playing cluesbysam.com every morning and comparing times/mistakes with my friends like the wordle days. It's very humbling 😂

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gelicia @gelicia.bsky.social · 25d

these were more innocent times of computers making silly mistakes

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🌈 Hailey Piper 🌈 @haileypiperfights.bsky.social · Sep 26

Anyway, evergreen

Tumblr post by superorganism: You have to be annoying and do everything as passionately as possible because we live in a world where everyone operates through sixteen layers of post irony and to love with recklessness is literally counterculture.

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HowDoYou Guide @howdoyou.guide · Sep 26

Hi @npr.org! We worked late tonight putting together this handy pocket guide!

It doesn't address road design issues, but if we're going to educate road users, we should include drivers.

It's the size of a folded business card. Print it, fold it, put it in your wallet!

"How Do You Avoid Hitting People With Your Car" pocket guide. Instructs readers to Watch the Road and Slow Down. Further text humorously insists that watching the road and slowing down are indeed important.

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The Onion @theonion.com · Sep 23

Express a socially-acceptable level of individuality with a shirt from the Onion Store today. https://store.theonion.com/products/area-them-t-shirt?variant=41734038782021

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leon @leyawn.bsky.social · Sep 23

CHOTINER: This game you like to play, what's it called?

ME: Slay the Spire.

CHOTINER: And you play it on the computer?

ME: Yeah. Well, I also have it on my phone. I played another 300 hours.

CHOTINER: And these other games in your Steam library. Have you finished them?

ME: Now hold on a second,