Ordained Sun Priestess
@genderthief.bsky.social
the Ashley of all time
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if you still engage with eurovision in any way you're getting out performed by the dutch so keep that in mind
Eurovision has allowed Israel to compete in 2026.
Ireland, Spain, Slovenia, and the Netherlands have pulled out of the competition following the decision.
Ireland, Spain, Slovenia, and the Netherlands have pulled out of the competition following the decision.
December 5, 2025 at 3:42 PM
if you still engage with eurovision in any way you're getting out performed by the dutch so keep that in mind
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ORC BUTLER: there is a time for poison, but it would earn you no praise to kill him in secret, sir
ELF BUTLER: on the contrary, sir, be like the earth herself, and sour from within the man who dared cross you
ME: I will stab him with my envenomed spear ROTLIMB
ORC & ELF BUTLER: excellent choice, sir
ELF BUTLER: on the contrary, sir, be like the earth herself, and sour from within the man who dared cross you
ME: I will stab him with my envenomed spear ROTLIMB
ORC & ELF BUTLER: excellent choice, sir
November 30, 2025 at 11:00 PM
ORC BUTLER: there is a time for poison, but it would earn you no praise to kill him in secret, sir
ELF BUTLER: on the contrary, sir, be like the earth herself, and sour from within the man who dared cross you
ME: I will stab him with my envenomed spear ROTLIMB
ORC & ELF BUTLER: excellent choice, sir
ELF BUTLER: on the contrary, sir, be like the earth herself, and sour from within the man who dared cross you
ME: I will stab him with my envenomed spear ROTLIMB
ORC & ELF BUTLER: excellent choice, sir
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*in the style of jackass*
“Im a WIZARD and This is Fucked Up”
*nutshots another wizard from 500 yards away*
“Im a WIZARD and This is Fucked Up”
*nutshots another wizard from 500 yards away*
December 5, 2025 at 12:43 AM
*in the style of jackass*
“Im a WIZARD and This is Fucked Up”
*nutshots another wizard from 500 yards away*
“Im a WIZARD and This is Fucked Up”
*nutshots another wizard from 500 yards away*
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My therapist said this to me, and it hit me like a brick, "You should go drink seven pints and also no one is allowed to be mad at you."
December 4, 2025 at 7:12 PM
My therapist said this to me, and it hit me like a brick, "You should go drink seven pints and also no one is allowed to be mad at you."
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Encountering a writer who unironically refers to their TTRPG system in which you play cops supporting and upholding a cartoonishly fascist regime as "hope-punk", and I'm starting to understand why people thought public humiliation was an appropriate punishment for certain crimes
December 4, 2025 at 2:46 PM
Encountering a writer who unironically refers to their TTRPG system in which you play cops supporting and upholding a cartoonishly fascist regime as "hope-punk", and I'm starting to understand why people thought public humiliation was an appropriate punishment for certain crimes
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this nine sols shit serious
December 3, 2025 at 5:05 PM
this nine sols shit serious
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i went here and they told tales of u
December 3, 2025 at 2:40 AM
i went here and they told tales of u
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tell em snake
December 2, 2025 at 7:17 PM
tell em snake
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I’m losing my mind
November 24, 2025 at 11:43 PM
I’m losing my mind
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life hack: if one of your friends likes bunnies you can send them pictures of bunnies and they'll appreciate it
November 29, 2025 at 10:26 AM
life hack: if one of your friends likes bunnies you can send them pictures of bunnies and they'll appreciate it
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fully penised up on a Monday night with nowhere to cum
December 2, 2025 at 6:58 AM
fully penised up on a Monday night with nowhere to cum
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when you notice you will shit bricks
December 1, 2025 at 7:20 PM
when you notice you will shit bricks
word on the street is that freak that used to be spongebob's driving instructor is gettin executed by the state next month
December 1, 2025 at 6:38 PM
word on the street is that freak that used to be spongebob's driving instructor is gettin executed by the state next month
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started to drink coffee, here is a log of my findings
1st coffee - feel more alert and awake. ready to take on the day. I can see why people drink this stuff
2nd coffee - just changed my catchphrase to "Coffeelicious!"
3rd coffee - ahhh. That's just Coffeelicious!
4th coffee - Coffeelicious !!
1st coffee - feel more alert and awake. ready to take on the day. I can see why people drink this stuff
2nd coffee - just changed my catchphrase to "Coffeelicious!"
3rd coffee - ahhh. That's just Coffeelicious!
4th coffee - Coffeelicious !!
November 30, 2025 at 8:50 PM
started to drink coffee, here is a log of my findings
1st coffee - feel more alert and awake. ready to take on the day. I can see why people drink this stuff
2nd coffee - just changed my catchphrase to "Coffeelicious!"
3rd coffee - ahhh. That's just Coffeelicious!
4th coffee - Coffeelicious !!
1st coffee - feel more alert and awake. ready to take on the day. I can see why people drink this stuff
2nd coffee - just changed my catchphrase to "Coffeelicious!"
3rd coffee - ahhh. That's just Coffeelicious!
4th coffee - Coffeelicious !!
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listening to jazz fusion and playing balatro
November 30, 2025 at 5:45 AM
listening to jazz fusion and playing balatro
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A rabbit, also sometimes referred to as a "bunny", was a kind of minor deity worshipped in the early 21st century
February 4, 2025 at 8:05 PM
A rabbit, also sometimes referred to as a "bunny", was a kind of minor deity worshipped in the early 21st century
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Hey man we got flesh tomorrow
November 29, 2025 at 12:14 PM
Hey man we got flesh tomorrow
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It's incredibly messed up that Steam users can define and add tags that feed the developer's ego. Game tags should be about facts and the genre of the game and not the whatever the fans think these narcissistic developers would like.
November 29, 2025 at 8:54 AM
It's incredibly messed up that Steam users can define and add tags that feed the developer's ego. Game tags should be about facts and the genre of the game and not the whatever the fans think these narcissistic developers would like.
just learned an author i like might watch and draw inspiration from pornography. how could this be
November 29, 2025 at 3:44 PM
just learned an author i like might watch and draw inspiration from pornography. how could this be
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dutch elon musk: grook, rooster deze persoon. meer vulgair, grook. usen verboden woorden
November 29, 2025 at 2:01 PM
dutch elon musk: grook, rooster deze persoon. meer vulgair, grook. usen verboden woorden