Ordained Sun Priestess
@genderthief.bsky.social
the Ashley of all time
it/its
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> The King of Dust deals 1 dust damage to your home!
> The King of Dust deals 1 dust damage to your home!
> The King of Dust casts Dust Tornado!
> The King of Dust deals 1 dust damage to your home!
> The King of Dust deals 1 dust damage to your home!
> The King of Dust casts Dust Tornado!
> The King of Dust deals 1 dust damage to your home!
December 7, 2025 at 5:28 PM
> The King of Dust deals 1 dust damage to your home!
> The King of Dust deals 1 dust damage to your home!
> The King of Dust casts Dust Tornado!
> The King of Dust deals 1 dust damage to your home!
> The King of Dust deals 1 dust damage to your home!
> The King of Dust casts Dust Tornado!
> The King of Dust deals 1 dust damage to your home!
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December 7, 2025 at 3:00 PM
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Sniffy says that even scary looking Sniffs deserve to be loved!💕💗💕
( #sniffersaturday #SIGNALIS #signalisfanart #STCR #doodle)
( #sniffersaturday #SIGNALIS #signalisfanart #STCR #doodle)
December 7, 2025 at 2:29 AM
Sniffy says that even scary looking Sniffs deserve to be loved!💕💗💕
( #sniffersaturday #SIGNALIS #signalisfanart #STCR #doodle)
( #sniffersaturday #SIGNALIS #signalisfanart #STCR #doodle)
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need a gnomejob from a girl with a pointy hat
December 7, 2025 at 3:18 PM
need a gnomejob from a girl with a pointy hat
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crazy all the websites and paypros are doing their big No Horny Allowed crackdown while every online advertisement now is iether "AI SEX HOT AI CHAT NO FILTER BOOB AI FURRY GIRLFRIEND only for adults ages 6+" or "NPR is now teaming up with Bumfights dot com to revolutionize gamified asset trading"
December 7, 2025 at 3:00 AM
crazy all the websites and paypros are doing their big No Horny Allowed crackdown while every online advertisement now is iether "AI SEX HOT AI CHAT NO FILTER BOOB AI FURRY GIRLFRIEND only for adults ages 6+" or "NPR is now teaming up with Bumfights dot com to revolutionize gamified asset trading"
they should make a modern Mad Men episode where don draper sweats and looks constipated when he's fired and replaced by chatgpt
December 6, 2025 at 10:03 AM
they should make a modern Mad Men episode where don draper sweats and looks constipated when he's fired and replaced by chatgpt
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passion is in the air tonight
December 6, 2025 at 4:14 AM
passion is in the air tonight
if you still engage with eurovision in any way you're getting out performed by the dutch so keep that in mind
Eurovision has allowed Israel to compete in 2026.
Ireland, Spain, Slovenia, and the Netherlands have pulled out of the competition following the decision.
Ireland, Spain, Slovenia, and the Netherlands have pulled out of the competition following the decision.
December 5, 2025 at 3:42 PM
if you still engage with eurovision in any way you're getting out performed by the dutch so keep that in mind
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ORC BUTLER: there is a time for poison, but it would earn you no praise to kill him in secret, sir
ELF BUTLER: on the contrary, sir, be like the earth herself, and sour from within the man who dared cross you
ME: I will stab him with my envenomed spear ROTLIMB
ORC & ELF BUTLER: excellent choice, sir
ELF BUTLER: on the contrary, sir, be like the earth herself, and sour from within the man who dared cross you
ME: I will stab him with my envenomed spear ROTLIMB
ORC & ELF BUTLER: excellent choice, sir
November 30, 2025 at 11:00 PM
ORC BUTLER: there is a time for poison, but it would earn you no praise to kill him in secret, sir
ELF BUTLER: on the contrary, sir, be like the earth herself, and sour from within the man who dared cross you
ME: I will stab him with my envenomed spear ROTLIMB
ORC & ELF BUTLER: excellent choice, sir
ELF BUTLER: on the contrary, sir, be like the earth herself, and sour from within the man who dared cross you
ME: I will stab him with my envenomed spear ROTLIMB
ORC & ELF BUTLER: excellent choice, sir
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*in the style of jackass*
“Im a WIZARD and This is Fucked Up”
*nutshots another wizard from 500 yards away*
“Im a WIZARD and This is Fucked Up”
*nutshots another wizard from 500 yards away*
December 5, 2025 at 12:43 AM
*in the style of jackass*
“Im a WIZARD and This is Fucked Up”
*nutshots another wizard from 500 yards away*
“Im a WIZARD and This is Fucked Up”
*nutshots another wizard from 500 yards away*
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My therapist said this to me, and it hit me like a brick, "You should go drink seven pints and also no one is allowed to be mad at you."
December 4, 2025 at 7:12 PM
My therapist said this to me, and it hit me like a brick, "You should go drink seven pints and also no one is allowed to be mad at you."
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Encountering a writer who unironically refers to their TTRPG system in which you play cops supporting and upholding a cartoonishly fascist regime as "hope-punk", and I'm starting to understand why people thought public humiliation was an appropriate punishment for certain crimes
December 4, 2025 at 2:46 PM
Encountering a writer who unironically refers to their TTRPG system in which you play cops supporting and upholding a cartoonishly fascist regime as "hope-punk", and I'm starting to understand why people thought public humiliation was an appropriate punishment for certain crimes
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this nine sols shit serious
December 3, 2025 at 5:05 PM
this nine sols shit serious
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i went here and they told tales of u
December 3, 2025 at 2:40 AM
i went here and they told tales of u
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tell em snake
December 2, 2025 at 7:17 PM
tell em snake
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I’m losing my mind
November 24, 2025 at 11:43 PM
I’m losing my mind
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life hack: if one of your friends likes bunnies you can send them pictures of bunnies and they'll appreciate it
November 29, 2025 at 10:26 AM
life hack: if one of your friends likes bunnies you can send them pictures of bunnies and they'll appreciate it
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fully penised up on a Monday night with nowhere to cum
December 2, 2025 at 6:58 AM
fully penised up on a Monday night with nowhere to cum
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