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I am the reinforcements. (she/her, nb, fandom old.)

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#1 robot fucker @gethporno.bsky.social · Jan 22

2025 reading thread:

starting out with a bang because I absolutely loved this book, which I feel has as much to say about the dangers of genAI (despite having nothing to do with genAI) as it does about the trolley problem. more, maybe.

also, alien snake cate blanchett.

image of the cover of exordia by seth dickinson

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derek guy @dieworkwear.bsky.social · 18m

it's crazy that if you're a cat, your only two life outcomes are eating out of a trash can or getting treated like a little baby

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#1 robot fucker @gethporno.bsky.social · 5h

random check to make sure everyone is adhering to their double cleanse schedule

#1 robot fucker @gethporno.bsky.social · 6h

pleased to report that @mittencrab.bsky.social was stopped at the airport for carrying makeup wipes. airport security is team double cleanse!!! 😌

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#1 robot fucker @gethporno.bsky.social · 6h

good news: I want to write fic about this series!

bad news: I read it on audiobook so I have no idea how to spell anyone's name

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#1 robot fucker @gethporno.bsky.social · 7h

lmao just cats owned by two siblings

#1 robot fucker @gethporno.bsky.social · 7h

would you believe these two are cousins

cecil, a black cat with a white priest collar, lying flat on his back on a beige blanket

kaeyacat, a grey and white dilute tuxedo cat, lying flat on his back on a dark floral bedspread

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#1 robot fucker @gethporno.bsky.social · 7h

that's none of our business

#1 robot fucker @gethporno.bsky.social · 9h

harry showing me where the crimes are stored

harry, a ginger and white cat, standing in front of a fridge

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Humor For Resistance @funnysnarkyjoke.bsky.social · 1d

Explaining to children that they shouldn't worry about a career because the world will be completely unlivable in 15 years and that death will be a sweet relief from living in a nuclear wasteland is probably the hardest part of working at Build-a-Bear

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Kyra @kyradavies.com · 19h

sigh

Sexy Dante’s Infurniture Brattleboro

Kreepy Kira (No. 10 ranked Vanderbilt) @kmaustinyoung.bsky.social · 1d

Your Halloween costume is “sexy” + the last thing you googled

Sexy Sonoma Coast Camping

Coffeemancer Vanvidum @vanvidum.bsky.social · 1d

Your Halloween customer is "sexy" + the last thing you googled.

Sexy Pope Leo

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innes @innes.bsky.social · 1d

presidential groverhaus

nilay patel @reckless.bsky.social · 1d

He’s designing the ballroom with AI isn’t he www.nytimes.com/interactive/...

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#1 robot fucker @gethporno.bsky.social · 1d

finally, well-dressed, upper class gentlemen on public transit

derek guy @dieworkwear.bsky.social · 1d

this is what will happen if mamdani makes bus rides free

A cat is seen riding a bus. They are standing up and have their front paws on the back of the front seat.

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Pavel @spavel.bsky.social · 1d

Look, I'm not saying I told you so, but I was right

EA's AI Game Development Tools Are Apparently So Bad That It's Costing More Money To Fix Their Mistakes

A new report suggests that EA's pivot to AI is just causing costly mistakes, and the developers hate it.

www.thegamer.com

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ゆきひょー❕ @yukihyo1980.bsky.social · 5d

📥🐾✨

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Evren @aartvark.bsky.social · 5d

My Vow of the Disciple blanket!
Took over 400 hours to make, and measures approx 7 ft tall and 8 ft wide. Made using corner to corner crochet. Pixel patterns made by me and my spouse 😊
##Destiny2 #Destiny2AOTW #AOTW @bungie.net @brunolouviers.com @dmg04.bsky.social @destiny2team.bungie.net

a blanket made up of pixelated versions of the symbols from the Vow of the Disciple raid in Destiny 2. 25 symbols make up the blanket in a 5x5 grid. The border is two symbols in an alternating pattern.

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John Wiswell @wiswell.bsky.social · 2d

Have Disabled People Considered The First Solution Anyone Would Think Of? and Other Unhelpful Tips

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#1 robot fucker @gethporno.bsky.social · 2d

on the one hand, I could make dinner

on the other hand, I could order pizza

#1 robot fucker @gethporno.bsky.social · 2d

NO, THIS IS STILL LIGHT FALL COAT SEASON WHAT IS WRONG WITH YOU!!!

#1 robot fucker @gethporno.bsky.social · 2d

so many job rejections today!!!

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Dominique Baker @bakerdphd.bsky.social · 2d

I could just stop doing interviews and send this

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Tits McGee @scientits.bsky.social · 2d

The German company that makes the mechanical ladder used in the Louvre heist has used the image to advertise, with the text 'When you need to move fast'

10/10 response, no notes

Image of the mechanical ladder outside the Louvre

Text below says WENN'S MAL WIEDER SCHNELL GEHEN MUSS (When you need to move fast)

Underneath is more German text which translates as "The Böcker Agilo transports your treasures weighing up to 400kg at 42m/min - quiet as a whisper."

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Shiv Ramdas Mens Rice Activist @nameshiv.bsky.social · 3d

The dialogue is a whole other thing but the bit about "fuck you shoot me I'll die for this shit" and the reaction is the crux here, from Gandhi's time on down, no authoritarian in history ever knows how to respond to this and it's why it beats them whenever deployed

Blasphemous Jones @blasphemousjones.bsky.social · 4d

"Man goes scorched earth on ICE agents kidnapping people in his hometown."

Source:
old.reddit.com/r/PublicFrea...

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#1 robot fucker @gethporno.bsky.social · 3d

why does mother hate fun!!

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Mike.⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ @dumbmike.bsky.social · 4d

dude I'm getting ads to have a witch blast off my dick

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#1 robot fucker @gethporno.bsky.social · 3d

a criminal

harry, a ginger and white cat, being held back from committing keyboard crimes by a person with a robot arm tattoo

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