gibson (holiday edition)
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hey bro, ready for the next game of beach volleyball? loser has to top
What could possibly go wrong?
December 10, 2025 at 9:50 PM
What could possibly go wrong?
me, at every show for the past decade: i'm so excited to see this show! I wonder what the set will be like!
*curtain rises*
me: ah, a turntable, groundbreaking
*curtain rises*
me: ah, a turntable, groundbreaking
December 10, 2025 at 6:56 PM
me, at every show for the past decade: i'm so excited to see this show! I wonder what the set will be like!
*curtain rises*
me: ah, a turntable, groundbreaking
*curtain rises*
me: ah, a turntable, groundbreaking
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Stephen King’s literary agent in 1986:
it’s so…big
December 10, 2025 at 6:37 PM
Stephen King’s literary agent in 1986:
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I’m running for Congress because we need leaders who will fight, not fold. I recognize this moment, and I’m ready to meet it. #FightDontFold #LanderForNYC #LanderForCongress
December 10, 2025 at 10:49 AM
I’m running for Congress because we need leaders who will fight, not fold. I recognize this moment, and I’m ready to meet it. #FightDontFold #LanderForNYC #LanderForCongress
December 10, 2025 at 3:50 PM
Bernadette singing, “No one is you, and no one can be, but no one is me, George, no one is me” really tickles my brain
December 10, 2025 at 3:26 PM
Bernadette singing, “No one is you, and no one can be, but no one is me, George, no one is me” really tickles my brain
normal people: she’s really hot
Irving Berlin:
Irving Berlin:
December 10, 2025 at 2:06 AM
normal people: she’s really hot
Irving Berlin:
Irving Berlin:
Okay, I understand why Google's 2025 Year in Search video would touch on Charlie Kirk. It was a major event.
But he gets a prime position in the video's emotional arc, Erika Kirk gets a speaking part (when many others do not), and she is introduced by a "help me see things in a new light" graphic.
But he gets a prime position in the video's emotional arc, Erika Kirk gets a speaking part (when many others do not), and she is introduced by a "help me see things in a new light" graphic.
December 9, 2025 at 10:04 PM
Okay, I understand why Google's 2025 Year in Search video would touch on Charlie Kirk. It was a major event.
But he gets a prime position in the video's emotional arc, Erika Kirk gets a speaking part (when many others do not), and she is introduced by a "help me see things in a new light" graphic.
But he gets a prime position in the video's emotional arc, Erika Kirk gets a speaking part (when many others do not), and she is introduced by a "help me see things in a new light" graphic.
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Jimmy Fallon would host the Hunger Games.
December 9, 2025 at 6:31 PM
Jimmy Fallon would host the Hunger Games.
waiting for the newsmax segment using this clip as proof that gay men shouldn't be allowed to have children 🫠
Jimmy Fallon: "And do you use ChatGPT when raising your baby?"
Sam Altman: "I cannot imagine figuring out how to raise a newborn without ChatGPT."
Sam Altman: "I cannot imagine figuring out how to raise a newborn without ChatGPT."
December 9, 2025 at 4:11 PM
waiting for the newsmax segment using this clip as proof that gay men shouldn't be allowed to have children 🫠
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if AI is making everything better then why is everything collapsing at an alarming rate
December 9, 2025 at 3:40 PM
if AI is making everything better then why is everything collapsing at an alarming rate
listening to The Last Five Years and skipping all of Jamie’s solo songs except for “If I Didn’t Believe in You” (and mayyyyybe “Nobody Needs to Know”)
December 8, 2025 at 10:31 PM
listening to The Last Five Years and skipping all of Jamie’s solo songs except for “If I Didn’t Believe in You” (and mayyyyybe “Nobody Needs to Know”)
the face | the cock 🤭
December 8, 2025 at 3:30 PM
the face | the cock 🤭
my workouts for the past two weeks have been INSANELY good and i am feeling very strong boy
December 7, 2025 at 11:25 PM
my workouts for the past two weeks have been INSANELY good and i am feeling very strong boy
Dahlia Lithwick using the term “skeeted” with a straight face on the Amicus pod has me in stitches. Like, we picked a stupid name and now serious people are using it in the real world 🫠
December 7, 2025 at 9:55 PM
Dahlia Lithwick using the term “skeeted” with a straight face on the Amicus pod has me in stitches. Like, we picked a stupid name and now serious people are using it in the real world 🫠
And as I knelt there, eyes watering, a stranger’s load pumping down my throat, I couldn’t help but think “damn, I guess my ex really must have dumped me for my personality.”
December 6, 2025 at 11:00 PM
And as I knelt there, eyes watering, a stranger’s load pumping down my throat, I couldn’t help but think “damn, I guess my ex really must have dumped me for my personality.”
People filming content in Trader Joe’s??? Mama, there’s no room in TJs for anything but getting in and getting out!
December 5, 2025 at 4:17 AM
People filming content in Trader Joe’s??? Mama, there’s no room in TJs for anything but getting in and getting out!
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"I ask forgiveness for the things I′ve done you blame me for" is such a Housewives apology
December 4, 2025 at 9:46 PM
"I ask forgiveness for the things I′ve done you blame me for" is such a Housewives apology
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“PASSWORDS DO NOT MATCH” bitch let me finish
December 4, 2025 at 10:44 PM
“PASSWORDS DO NOT MATCH” bitch let me finish
lol the pantone color of the year is literally just off-white
December 4, 2025 at 4:18 PM
lol the pantone color of the year is literally just off-white
“this reel has one comment from facebook”
okay and i don’t care to know what it is
okay and i don’t care to know what it is
December 4, 2025 at 3:58 PM
“this reel has one comment from facebook”
okay and i don’t care to know what it is
okay and i don’t care to know what it is
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Anyways me seeing everyone’s Wrapped/Replays
December 3, 2025 at 7:12 PM
Anyways me seeing everyone’s Wrapped/Replays
top artist: Celine Dion
duh
duh
December 3, 2025 at 3:20 PM
top artist: Celine Dion
duh
duh
for christmas this year, i'm giving every one of you a little kiss
December 3, 2025 at 2:11 PM
for christmas this year, i'm giving every one of you a little kiss