Giraffeter
@giraffeter.bsky.social
She/her, bi-furious, maybe a real giraffe? Minors, I'm old enough to be yr mom so jot that down. Also Giraffeter on Twitter/X, Ao3, and Tumblr.
Am I jet-lagged no I just made up a whole backstory for a mythical beast called “baggage clam” could a jet-lagged person do that
January 13, 2026 at 11:08 PM
Am I jet-lagged no I just made up a whole backstory for a mythical beast called “baggage clam” could a jet-lagged person do that
Spouse: What’s so funny?
Me: They’re both representing their respective countries in the Olympics, and Shane is like “I’ve been dreaming of this my whole life” and Ilya says “Dream of what? Bronze medal?”
Spouse: 😬 I mean, we know, but hey!
Me: Oh no, Shane is Canadian.
Spouse: OH DAMN!
Me: They’re both representing their respective countries in the Olympics, and Shane is like “I’ve been dreaming of this my whole life” and Ilya says “Dream of what? Bronze medal?”
Spouse: 😬 I mean, we know, but hey!
Me: Oh no, Shane is Canadian.
Spouse: OH DAMN!
January 2, 2026 at 3:04 AM
Spouse: What’s so funny?
Me: They’re both representing their respective countries in the Olympics, and Shane is like “I’ve been dreaming of this my whole life” and Ilya says “Dream of what? Bronze medal?”
Spouse: 😬 I mean, we know, but hey!
Me: Oh no, Shane is Canadian.
Spouse: OH DAMN!
Me: They’re both representing their respective countries in the Olympics, and Shane is like “I’ve been dreaming of this my whole life” and Ilya says “Dream of what? Bronze medal?”
Spouse: 😬 I mean, we know, but hey!
Me: Oh no, Shane is Canadian.
Spouse: OH DAMN!
Mid-annual White Christmas watch and trying to think which of my blorbos would work in a White Christmas AU
Top contender is currently Cutie Pie, tell me Kuea and Diao wouldn’t absolutely slay that “Sisters” song
Top contender is currently Cutie Pie, tell me Kuea and Diao wouldn’t absolutely slay that “Sisters” song
December 22, 2025 at 6:07 AM
Mid-annual White Christmas watch and trying to think which of my blorbos would work in a White Christmas AU
Top contender is currently Cutie Pie, tell me Kuea and Diao wouldn’t absolutely slay that “Sisters” song
Top contender is currently Cutie Pie, tell me Kuea and Diao wouldn’t absolutely slay that “Sisters” song
Two nights ago I just had some cough syrup and I couldn’t sleep because I was coughing too much so last night I took the Quil and now I’m on the bus to work still so deep in the Quil I feel like I can’t read
Just me and the Hat Man on our morning commute
Just me and the Hat Man on our morning commute
December 18, 2025 at 3:57 PM
Two nights ago I just had some cough syrup and I couldn’t sleep because I was coughing too much so last night I took the Quil and now I’m on the bus to work still so deep in the Quil I feel like I can’t read
Just me and the Hat Man on our morning commute
Just me and the Hat Man on our morning commute
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November 14, 2025 at 4:46 PM
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Oh my god you guys remember Nie Zonghui
What. A. Guy.
What. A. Guy.
December 17, 2025 at 3:22 AM
Oh my god you guys remember Nie Zonghui
What. A. Guy.
What. A. Guy.
Lost my thimble so made one out of painter’s tape
December 16, 2025 at 4:57 AM
Lost my thimble so made one out of painter’s tape
We are still doing this in case you were wondering
Every time we see an ad for the TV show “Tracker,” Spouse and I turn to each other.
“He’s a tracker and his name is Tracker,” one of us will say. The other then affirms, “He’s a tracker and his name is Tracker.”
I don’t even know if that’s true about the show but it’s true in our hearts
“He’s a tracker and his name is Tracker,” one of us will say. The other then affirms, “He’s a tracker and his name is Tracker.”
I don’t even know if that’s true about the show but it’s true in our hearts
December 16, 2025 at 4:49 AM
We are still doing this in case you were wondering
We are watching stranger things S5 and I’m pleased to report that my efforts to get Spouse to call it “eeby deeby” instead of the Upside Down appear to have stuck
December 8, 2025 at 4:23 PM
We are watching stranger things S5 and I’m pleased to report that my efforts to get Spouse to call it “eeby deeby” instead of the Upside Down appear to have stuck
This is also a great way to meet other people who care about the same things you do! Love seeing someone at a trans rights vigil and being like “Oh hey! We met yelling at the school board, how’s it going?”
I really can't emphasize enough that if you care about local politics, all you gotta do is show up. Just a regular schmegular person showing up. Literally just show up consistently in person and within a remarkably short amount of time, you will have a shocking amount of influence.
December 5, 2025 at 6:18 PM
This is also a great way to meet other people who care about the same things you do! Love seeing someone at a trans rights vigil and being like “Oh hey! We met yelling at the school board, how’s it going?”
Thank you @themountaingoats.bsky.social for a phenomenal show last night and especially for playing Sax Rohmer #1, one of my all-time favorite songs and a “hear it live” bucket list item for me. Still replete with happiness 9 hours later.
December 4, 2025 at 4:04 PM
Thank you @themountaingoats.bsky.social for a phenomenal show last night and especially for playing Sax Rohmer #1, one of my all-time favorite songs and a “hear it live” bucket list item for me. Still replete with happiness 9 hours later.
Hello I’m going to try to be on here more, I missed y’all.
December 3, 2025 at 3:28 AM
Hello I’m going to try to be on here more, I missed y’all.
I sang “She wears snerp snorps, I wear sneep snerps, she’s cheer captain and I’ve got my sneep snerps” to myself one time 10 years ago and the words instantly replaced the actual words to the song for me forever
December 2, 2025 at 3:22 AM
I sang “She wears snerp snorps, I wear sneep snerps, she’s cheer captain and I’ve got my sneep snerps” to myself one time 10 years ago and the words instantly replaced the actual words to the song for me forever
Without downloading any new pics, what’s it like to date you?
November 23, 2025 at 3:42 AM
Without downloading any new pics, what’s it like to date you?
Spouse: Wait, who is that?
Me: That’s Zhao Jing, when he was younger.
Spouse: Who is Zhao Jing again?
Me: The guy with the mustache.
Spouse: GASP! Bad Daddy! He was behind the whole thing!
Me: That’s Zhao Jing, when he was younger.
Spouse: Who is Zhao Jing again?
Me: The guy with the mustache.
Spouse: GASP! Bad Daddy! He was behind the whole thing!
May 26, 2025 at 4:11 AM
Spouse: Wait, who is that?
Me: That’s Zhao Jing, when he was younger.
Spouse: Who is Zhao Jing again?
Me: The guy with the mustache.
Spouse: GASP! Bad Daddy! He was behind the whole thing!
Me: That’s Zhao Jing, when he was younger.
Spouse: Who is Zhao Jing again?
Me: The guy with the mustache.
Spouse: GASP! Bad Daddy! He was behind the whole thing!
OK I’m not even watching Top Form but the gifs are all over my various timelines and DO YOU WANT ANTS??? BECAUSE THIS IS HOW YOU GET ANTS!!! DO YOU WANT ANTS??? ON YOUR DICK???
April 4, 2025 at 6:12 PM
OK I’m not even watching Top Form but the gifs are all over my various timelines and DO YOU WANT ANTS??? BECAUSE THIS IS HOW YOU GET ANTS!!! DO YOU WANT ANTS??? ON YOUR DICK???
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It's also the day for my favorite meme!
If this aging Klingon warrior can get it right, so can anyone.
If this aging Klingon warrior can get it right, so can anyone.
March 31, 2025 at 3:12 PM
It's also the day for my favorite meme!
If this aging Klingon warrior can get it right, so can anyone.
If this aging Klingon warrior can get it right, so can anyone.
Me: OK so I just need to look at this data and then pull out some reccos and next steps, what does the data say…
My Brain: Everybody do the WENIS!
The wenis is a DANCE!
Everybody is a GENIUS,
Who knows it in ADVANCE!
Me: That’s NOT HELPFUL
My Brain: Everybody do the WENIS!
The wenis is a DANCE…
My Brain: Everybody do the WENIS!
The wenis is a DANCE!
Everybody is a GENIUS,
Who knows it in ADVANCE!
Me: That’s NOT HELPFUL
My Brain: Everybody do the WENIS!
The wenis is a DANCE…
March 26, 2025 at 6:34 PM
Me: OK so I just need to look at this data and then pull out some reccos and next steps, what does the data say…
My Brain: Everybody do the WENIS!
The wenis is a DANCE!
Everybody is a GENIUS,
Who knows it in ADVANCE!
Me: That’s NOT HELPFUL
My Brain: Everybody do the WENIS!
The wenis is a DANCE…
My Brain: Everybody do the WENIS!
The wenis is a DANCE!
Everybody is a GENIUS,
Who knows it in ADVANCE!
Me: That’s NOT HELPFUL
My Brain: Everybody do the WENIS!
The wenis is a DANCE…
Actually looks more like me than a lot of picrews end up doing!
March 19, 2025 at 6:20 PM
Actually looks more like me than a lot of picrews end up doing!
I’m just saying with JoAnn closing and Target caving to fascists the Michael’s Pride collection better be off the CHAIN this year
March 19, 2025 at 6:09 PM
I’m just saying with JoAnn closing and Target caving to fascists the Michael’s Pride collection better be off the CHAIN this year
Just ripped a scratchy tag out of my shirt collar with my bare hands because it was bothering me and I didn’t want to get up so that’s how I’m doing
March 15, 2025 at 3:36 AM
Just ripped a scratchy tag out of my shirt collar with my bare hands because it was bothering me and I didn’t want to get up so that’s how I’m doing
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there are probably so many tumblr users out there who were obsessed with les amis de l'abc in 2013 and have never heard of Not Me (2021), and that makes me very very sad
March 14, 2025 at 6:12 PM
there are probably so many tumblr users out there who were obsessed with les amis de l'abc in 2013 and have never heard of Not Me (2021), and that makes me very very sad
Kiddo was windmilling their arms around wildly so I told them they were gonna get kicked out of the mosh pit
They were delighted and are now going around the house telling various toys and also the dogs, “You’re kicked out of the mosh pit!”
They were delighted and are now going around the house telling various toys and also the dogs, “You’re kicked out of the mosh pit!”
March 8, 2025 at 2:56 AM
Kiddo was windmilling their arms around wildly so I told them they were gonna get kicked out of the mosh pit
They were delighted and are now going around the house telling various toys and also the dogs, “You’re kicked out of the mosh pit!”
They were delighted and are now going around the house telling various toys and also the dogs, “You’re kicked out of the mosh pit!”
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New Coldread: "An Elegant Solution", by
@giraffeter.bsky.social - a fandom classic 😍
"When Jiang Yanli joins Jiang Cheng in visiting Wei Wuxian at the Burial Grounds, the two brothers are on the verge of cutting ties forever — until Jiang Yanli has a better idea. Wei Wuxian doesn't need -
@giraffeter.bsky.social - a fandom classic 😍
"When Jiang Yanli joins Jiang Cheng in visiting Wei Wuxian at the Burial Grounds, the two brothers are on the verge of cutting ties forever — until Jiang Yanli has a better idea. Wei Wuxian doesn't need -
February 28, 2025 at 5:30 AM
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I'm offering two <5k fics for Fandom Trumps Hate! SVSS, Love in the Air, MDZS, Bad Buddy, Not Me, OnlyFriends, Moonlight Chicken, Theory of Love, Tharntype, SOTUS, Peaceful Property, Love Sea, Tale Of Thousand Stars, Cherry Magic Thai, 4 Minutes. Open to M/M, F/F, multi, poly tinyurl.com/fthspexi
February 27, 2025 at 5:37 AM
I'm offering two <5k fics for Fandom Trumps Hate! SVSS, Love in the Air, MDZS, Bad Buddy, Not Me, OnlyFriends, Moonlight Chicken, Theory of Love, Tharntype, SOTUS, Peaceful Property, Love Sea, Tale Of Thousand Stars, Cherry Magic Thai, 4 Minutes. Open to M/M, F/F, multi, poly tinyurl.com/fthspexi