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Goat Lady
@gl3k.bsky.social
chewtoy & bringer of doom (i am in my 20s)
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ok here's who i think should be the rulers of the civs in the next civ game:
CANADA: Pierre-Elliot Trudeau, though Chretien would be funnier.
UNITED STATES OF AMERICA: Harry S. Truman
GERMANY: Wilhelm Pieck
SOUTH AFRICA: Nelson Mandela
BRAZIL: Luiz Inácio Lula da Silva
CHINA: Hu Jintao
DEMOCRATIC
they're sending your ass to Lethbridge
November 25, 2025 at 9:09 AM
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Quieres ?
November 18, 2025 at 8:50 AM
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November 24, 2025 at 4:34 PM
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here in philly, three weeks ago we had Steve jobs, Bob hope, Jim regional rail, and John Trolley
November 23, 2025 at 3:31 AM
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calling other trans women futas so that i get to have a bunch of hot women yell at me
November 24, 2025 at 10:58 PM
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November 24, 2025 at 6:12 PM
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December 22, 2024 at 6:46 PM
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It's time to end the arguments, they've gone on much too long. Here is the definitive ranking of Star Wars:

1. Star Wars (film, 1977)
2. Star Wars (comic book series, 1977-present)
3. Star Wars (video game, 1983)
4. Star Wars (novelisation, 1976)
5. Star Wars (proposed missile defence system, 1983)
November 24, 2025 at 9:45 PM
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Paul Rudd is in talks to create a world in which bunnies are giant and they are our friends and you can ride around on them like horsies

(Source: tinyurl.com/4ac25cne)
November 24, 2025 at 9:29 PM
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happy whatever the fuck day it is
November 24, 2025 at 4:13 PM
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November 10, 2025 at 12:33 AM
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bush queen 💞
November 24, 2025 at 5:22 PM
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you know what they say. jerkin off is a lot easier than jerkin on
November 24, 2025 at 10:37 PM
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November 23, 2025 at 3:59 PM
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she is fuzzy for an amazing reason
November 22, 2025 at 10:10 PM
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lets watch the aurora!
August 21, 2025 at 6:04 PM
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why is miss universe always from earth
November 18, 2025 at 10:58 PM
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When life gives you lemons...
November 21, 2025 at 7:02 PM
we should invade Montana
November 21, 2025 at 8:11 PM
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November 21, 2025 at 5:53 PM
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Throwback to when I was at my friend's cabin and snuck away to take pics of my ass >:3 #nsfw #transnsfw #transporn #goonsky #ass #tgirl
November 21, 2025 at 7:29 PM
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Are you fucking kidding me it’s like we are living in a cartoon
November 21, 2025 at 8:33 AM
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Hey guys check this out
November 19, 2025 at 3:18 AM
thank you postsmistress general, i love your name so much
November 20, 2025 at 5:46 AM
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November 5, 2025 at 12:44 AM