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you remind me of the dios I once loved. but you can never be my prince. because you're a girl.
german media environment so bad you're talking about proposing marriage to the single talk show guest who doesn't talk about the deaths of palestinians in gaza as a mild inconvenience
June 24, 2025 at 10:26 PM
i'm sorry i know this is like. bad for freedom of speech and democracy reasons. but it is also insanely funny. look at it
It's being reported in local Norwegian news that this guy got his USA vacation ruined after border agents at the airport interrogated him and searched through his phone and sent him back home after finding that picture. Deeply unserious country
June 24, 2025 at 1:20 PM
you check sz today and quite literally the top story - the first thing you see when you go on their front page - is a commentary that iran has miscalculated by not engaging in talks about nuclear weapons and are now experiencing the biggest humiliation of their history
June 22, 2025 at 10:29 AM
looking forward to get my fill of breathless apologism for israel and the us in german political talk shows in the coming week. wonder what they'll come up with this time
June 22, 2025 at 9:54 AM
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Its very funny he wrote this after trump had already been president. Its like you calling the scammer and giving them your info for no particular reason
June 22, 2025 at 8:44 AM
israel's government is obviously evil but apart from anything else they're also fucking annoying. my god
June 13, 2025 at 6:35 AM
if you watched the men's roland garros final and not the women's you're my personal enemy btw lol. and if you saw this tweet get sent wrong then no you didn't
June 8, 2025 at 7:37 PM
i don't want to bang on about it but this remains the funniest detail of the whole thing to me. what a profoundly merz thing to happen to merz
June 6, 2025 at 6:40 AM
people were big up on s2 before the finale but low key the best fifteenth doctor beats really were mostly ruby... her playing her little tune for heartbroken lesbians to piss off a god did properly slap
Ruby plays the piano | The Devils chord | Doctor who
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June 5, 2025 at 9:47 PM
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LETS GO TEAM INJURIES WOOOOOOOO
June 5, 2025 at 8:21 PM
you just know this is an evening where you are not allowed to log off
Ok now we’re cooking with gas
June 5, 2025 at 7:55 PM
i'm telling you this is no coincidence......
June 5, 2025 at 7:45 PM
sorry you're telling me the trump/musk break up happened with MERZ there ???
June 5, 2025 at 6:13 PM
low key this era has been a disaster but the ruby expanded universe stays strong... i have many thoughts
ALSO why did ruby not get to punch conrad???????????????????????????????????????????????????????????
June 5, 2025 at 11:09 AM
btw ruby eldritch abomination stocks remain high, now that presumably that character is being discarded i WILL eventually get around to satisfying my id and playing around with that character. i will save her from the bomb crater
June 5, 2025 at 10:09 AM
the doctor who finale
June 5, 2025 at 9:56 AM
i have genuinely never been so mad at a race in my life as i am about what went down in motogp today. it's been like six hours and my head is still hot
May 25, 2025 at 7:54 PM
ahead of the series finale next weekend, here were my initial watch notes for all the doctor who episodes this series

2.1 The Robot Revolution
May 20, 2025 at 6:10 PM
stopped watching eurovision last year for the obvious reason, but they let israel get SECOND this year? what a disgrace lol
May 18, 2025 at 8:14 AM
something pretty funny about making a guy chancellor while also reminding him every step on the winding path towards this moment the extent of the sheer contempt his colleagues feel for him. you were your party's last choice you were the voters' last choice you are even your coalition's last choice
May 6, 2025 at 8:30 AM
merz the type of guy who has to go through public humiliation the day he becomes chancellor
May 6, 2025 at 8:18 AM
MERZ COME TO THE PHONEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
May 6, 2025 at 8:08 AM
😭😭😭😭😭 what even are we doing
March 30, 2025 at 8:50 PM
as a lesbian neutral party somebody needs to tell marc to NEVER cut his hair and also chuck away any anti ageing creme, he's literally never looked this good
March 30, 2025 at 8:34 PM
need him to lock tf in icl, he's embarrassing me for the mild amounts of hopium i publicly sniffed before the season
No idea how he crashed on the sighting lap. Says he was ‘basically stopped’ at the time. First crash of 2025..
March 30, 2025 at 8:33 PM