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A G-G-G-G-G.M. Nair?!? @gmnair.bsky.social · Jan 31

BIRDS OF A FEATHER FLOCK FOREVER is a serialized urban roadtrip fantasy that I've made into a Patreon-exclusive... thing.

But because I'm allergic to money, all the story content will be completely FREE.

Subscribe today! Or Don't! I'm not the boss of you.

www.patreon.com/c/user?u=582...

Birds of a Feather Flock Forever - a Patreon Exclusive Thing by G.M. Nair

A man and a woman sit on the roof of a VW lovebus as a dragon flies by, all of them silhouetted by a giant yellow 80s vaporwave moon.

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A G-G-G-G-G.M. Nair?!? @gmnair.bsky.social · 14h

I say this as someone IN the aviation industry.

A G-G-G-G-G.M. Nair?!? @gmnair.bsky.social · 14h

fucking do it, pussy

Raw Story @rawstory.com · 15h

Transportation chief Sean Duffy threatened to ground all U.S. flights amid the ongoing shutdown, warning "we'll shut the whole airspace down."

Trump official threatens to ground all flights before Thanksgiving in shutdown standoff

Transportation chief Sean Duffy threatened to ground all U.S. flights amid the ongoing shutdown, warning "we'll shut the whole airspace down." As the stalemate drags into the second month, it's adding more potential risk to the aviation system and putting a further strain on air traffic control staf...

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A G-G-G-G-G.M. Nair?!? @gmnair.bsky.social · 18h

You get your monkey for nothing and your chimps for free.

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A G-G-G-G-G.M. Nair?!? @gmnair.bsky.social · 1d

REALTOR SELLING THE HOUSE ON HAUNTED HILL: It's a 5 bed, 3.5 bath with great bones in a good location. Honestly, the best deal you're gonna get!

HUSBAND: Well, the house sounds great.

WIFE (nudging and whispering): Ask him about the hill.

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A G-G-G-G-G.M. Nair?!? @gmnair.bsky.social · 1d

REALTOR: Okay, if that's a deal breaker, then what about Hill House? It just came on the market and the hill is definitely not haunted.

HUSBAND: Okay, that's good.

WIFE (nudging and whispering): Ask him about the house.

REALTOR: Jesus Christ, lady. I need to eat.

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A G-G-G-G-G.M. Nair?!? @gmnair.bsky.social · 1d

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A G-G-G-G-G.M. Nair?!? @gmnair.bsky.social · 2d

Does it come in black?

A G-G-G-G-G.M. Nair?!? @gmnair.bsky.social · 2d

Yeah. I know that's not the right line, but he's never read the book, so we're even.

A G-G-G-G-G.M. Nair?!? @gmnair.bsky.social · 2d

I wish someone would beat HIM back ceaselessly into the past.

Olga Nesterova @onestpress.onestnetwork.com · 3d

Per Danny Kemp via press pool

Trump is at the Halloween party at MAL

“Official theme is Gatsby and ‘a little party never killed nobody’, we’re told.”

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A G-G-G-G-G.M. Nair?!? @gmnair.bsky.social · 4d

I reiterate, this book is FREE for itchio's Halloween Sale, but per my below post it is NOT Dracula-Frankenstein slashfic.

If enough people download it (again, for FREE), maybe I'll write a Dracula-Frankenstein slashfic.

MAYBE.

A G-G-G-G-G.M. Nair?!? @gmnair.bsky.social · 5d

The itchio Halloween Sale is on, and my dracula-frankenstein slashfic* THE STRANGE LITTLE LIFE OF ADRIAN PANCAKE is free!

And if you like that nonsense, the rest of my Duckett & Dyer books are on sale, too!

*not really a slashfic

The Strange Little Life Of Adrian Pancake by G.M. Nair

A Duckett & Dyer Case

nairforceone.itch.io

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A G-G-G-G-G.M. Nair?!? @gmnair.bsky.social · 3d

Every little bit helps a neighbor. I wouldn't say $12/mo is small!

DM me your email (if you're comfortable) and I'll shoot you an ebook! If not, I can find another way to do it!

A G-G-G-G-G.M. Nair?!? @gmnair.bsky.social · 3d

If you already have a copy of DUCKETT & DYER: DICKS FOR HIRE, I'll give you one of the sequels!

If you already have all of them, I don't know what to tell you.

A G-G-G-G-G.M. Nair?!? @gmnair.bsky.social · 3d

Your mom.

Got 'im.

A G-G-G-G-G.M. Nair?!? @gmnair.bsky.social · 3d

Uh, actually, that wouldn't be a Frankenstein joke, that'd be a a Frankenstein's MONSTER joke.

A G-G-G-G-G.M. Nair?!? @gmnair.bsky.social · 3d

I should be so lucky

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A G-G-G-G-G.M. Nair?!? @gmnair.bsky.social · 3d

Of course, 'good' is relative.

A G-G-G-G-G.M. Nair?!? @gmnair.bsky.social · 3d

Frank AND Stein? In THIS economy?*

*I've run out of good Frankenstein jokes.

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A G-G-G-G-G.M. Nair?!? @gmnair.bsky.social · 3d

Happy Halloween! I set up a monthly donation to my local food pantry. For anyone who wants to do the same (or to their chosen food bank) I'll send you a free ebook copy of my novel DUCKETT & DYER: DICKS FOR HIRE.

Absolutely Petrify Ng @pronounced-ing.bsky.social · 8d

Astoria Food Pantry (an all-volunteer mutual aid organization in Astoria, NY):
www.astoriafoodpantry.com

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A G-G-G-G-G.M. Nair?!? @gmnair.bsky.social · 4d

If you see blood on the baby, don't worry. I've made sure it won't kill again.

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A G-G-G-G-G.M. Nair?!? @gmnair.bsky.social · 4d

If you're donating the proceeds, should I NOT use the discount code? Feeling very conflicted.

Also it's rad that you're live streaming this to Omaha.

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A G-G-G-G-G.M. Nair?!? @gmnair.bsky.social · 4d

What makes you say 'January'? Genuinely curious, I might be out of the loop on that one.

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A G-G-G-G-G.M. Nair?!? @gmnair.bsky.social · 4d

Not with that attitude.

A G-G-G-G-G.M. Nair?!? @gmnair.bsky.social · 4d

Oh, shit! Two of my [FAVORITE] people.

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A G-G-G-G-G.M. Nair?!? @gmnair.bsky.social · 4d

I used to be able to press a button on my Google Pixel and tell it to set a timer. Now, because of an update, Gemini or whatever the shit is in charge of this, and 9 times out of 10 the timer doesn't actually get scheduled.

I don't want this shit! I want things that work, goddamnit!

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A G-G-G-G-G.M. Nair?!? @gmnair.bsky.social · 4d

Adobe Acrobat's Search Function for PDFs used to be pretty quick, but now takes fucking forever - and of course they have some AI suggestions added into it. I just want to find a word, you fucks!

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