G.M. Nair - Author Ordinaire
@gmnair.bsky.social
Rocket Scientist, Jokey Boi, Author of DUCKETT & DYER: DICKS FOR HIRE, Worst #SPSFC 1 Finalist
Opinions are like assholes
https://linktr.ee/gmnair
Opinions are like assholes
https://linktr.ee/gmnair
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BIRDS OF A FEATHER FLOCK FOREVER is a serialized urban roadtrip fantasy that I've made into a Patreon-exclusive... thing.
But because I'm allergic to money, all the story content will be completely FREE.
Subscribe today! Or Don't! I'm not the boss of you.
www.patreon.com/c/user?u=582...
But because I'm allergic to money, all the story content will be completely FREE.
Subscribe today! Or Don't! I'm not the boss of you.
www.patreon.com/c/user?u=582...
Crosby, Stills, Nash & Jung
December 20, 2025 at 5:36 PM
Crosby, Stills, Nash & Jung
The Epstein Files aren't redacted, they just say Trump in tiny font over and over that it looks like solid black bars.
December 20, 2025 at 2:06 PM
The Epstein Files aren't redacted, they just say Trump in tiny font over and over that it looks like solid black bars.
Chest or booty. Pick one!
LEGO has a "fierce shark with a treasure chest" set coming, because everyone knows that sharks love booty www.lego.com/en-us/produc...
Fierce Shark with a Treasure Chest 31381 | Creator 3-in-1 | Buy online at the Official LEGO® Shop US
LEGO® Creator 3 in 1 rebuildable sea animal toy set
www.lego.com
December 10, 2025 at 11:27 PM
Chest or booty. Pick one!
Movie you’ve watched more than six times with a gif. Hard mode: no Stars (Wars nor Trek), LOTR, or Marvel, Disney Animated or Pixar.
December 8, 2025 at 1:12 AM
Movie you’ve watched more than six times with a gif. Hard mode: no Stars (Wars nor Trek), LOTR, or Marvel, Disney Animated or Pixar.
Insert a movie into another movie:
THE FAST & THE FURIOSA: TOKYO DRIFT
THE FAST & THE FURIOSA: TOKYO DRIFT
Insert a movie into another movie:
BUFFY THE K-POP DEMON SLAYER
BUFFY THE K-POP DEMON SLAYER
Insert a movie into another movie:
MISSION IMPOSSIBLE EDGE OF TOMORROW
MISSION IMPOSSIBLE EDGE OF TOMORROW
December 3, 2025 at 6:04 PM
Insert a movie into another movie:
THE FAST & THE FURIOSA: TOKYO DRIFT
THE FAST & THE FURIOSA: TOKYO DRIFT
This is great, but it's also Sherlock Hemlock erasure.
The Knives Out spin-off we've all been waiting for... youtu.be/gJxzhUAGBDw?...
'Forks Out': A Benoit Blanc Sesame Street Mystery | Wake Up Dead Man | Netflix
YouTube video by Still Watching Netflix
youtu.be
December 2, 2025 at 9:04 PM
This is great, but it's also Sherlock Hemlock erasure.
Time to start my Advent Calendar Advent Calendar which contains 25 smaller Advent Calendars for me to open on each day this month.
December 1, 2025 at 5:21 PM
Time to start my Advent Calendar Advent Calendar which contains 25 smaller Advent Calendars for me to open on each day this month.
[watching David Attenborough's introduction to Prehistoric Planet]
ME: Excuse me, sir, but I believe your brother had a very similar idea that resulted in a very poor outcome. Would you care to comment on that?
ME: Excuse me, sir, but I believe your brother had a very similar idea that resulted in a very poor outcome. Would you care to comment on that?
December 1, 2025 at 2:56 AM
[watching David Attenborough's introduction to Prehistoric Planet]
ME: Excuse me, sir, but I believe your brother had a very similar idea that resulted in a very poor outcome. Would you care to comment on that?
ME: Excuse me, sir, but I believe your brother had a very similar idea that resulted in a very poor outcome. Would you care to comment on that?
Strong Floor, No Ceiling is what we're going to have when all of us are sleeping on the streets because of this administration's destructive economic and social policies.
So... accurate?
So... accurate?
Strong Floor, No Ceiling is considerably worse than No Rules, Just Right. Can’t believe we’re gonna lose the messaging war to Outback Steakhouse.
December 1, 2025 at 1:10 AM
Strong Floor, No Ceiling is what we're going to have when all of us are sleeping on the streets because of this administration's destructive economic and social policies.
So... accurate?
So... accurate?
President Trump pardoned the traditional Thanksgiving turkey today.
Unfortunately, it was a Nazi Turkey named Joseph Gobbles.
Unfortunately, it was a Nazi Turkey named Joseph Gobbles.
November 27, 2025 at 9:38 PM
President Trump pardoned the traditional Thanksgiving turkey today.
Unfortunately, it was a Nazi Turkey named Joseph Gobbles.
Unfortunately, it was a Nazi Turkey named Joseph Gobbles.
My body is a machine that turns burritos into the power necessary to microwave more burritos.
November 21, 2025 at 2:13 PM
My body is a machine that turns burritos into the power necessary to microwave more burritos.
"I didn't have THAT on my bingo card!"
Yeah, that's not surprising. Bingo cards are usually random and not reflective of what you want or expect.
Yeah, that's not surprising. Bingo cards are usually random and not reflective of what you want or expect.
November 14, 2025 at 3:13 PM
"I didn't have THAT on my bingo card!"
Yeah, that's not surprising. Bingo cards are usually random and not reflective of what you want or expect.
Yeah, that's not surprising. Bingo cards are usually random and not reflective of what you want or expect.
Oh no, what did the penny do?
US Mint will press the final penny today as the 1-cent coin gets canceled
US Mint will press the final penny today as the 1-cent coin gets canceled
Back in 1793, a penny could get you a biscuit, a candle or a piece of candy. These days, many sit in drawers or glass jars and are basically cast aside or collected as lucky keepsakes.
www.1011now.com
November 12, 2025 at 7:14 PM
Oh no, what did the penny do?
What is this nonsense? Felix Lieter showed up in Casino Royale despite, in License to Kill having been eaten by a shark.
Nobody cares. Just start again!
Nobody cares. Just start again!
James Bond’s death in No Time to Die is causing a nightmare for the next film. Writers are stuck because Bond “was blown to pieces.”
Anthony Horowitz, author of three 007 novels, says:
“You can't have him wake up in shower and saying it was all a dream."
radaronline.com/p/james-bond...
Anthony Horowitz, author of three 007 novels, says:
“You can't have him wake up in shower and saying it was all a dream."
radaronline.com/p/james-bond...
November 12, 2025 at 4:55 PM
What is this nonsense? Felix Lieter showed up in Casino Royale despite, in License to Kill having been eaten by a shark.
Nobody cares. Just start again!
Nobody cares. Just start again!
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To celebrate 3.9k followers, I wanted to do something new: an #IndieBook #Share! 🪷
◦ share this post for visibility
◦ Comment with your BOOK TITLE, BLURB (not snappy trope list!), and LINK FOR ACQUISITION
◦ if you have a COVER, add it with ALT text & artist/designer credit
◦ NO AI!
◦ share others!
◦ share this post for visibility
◦ Comment with your BOOK TITLE, BLURB (not snappy trope list!), and LINK FOR ACQUISITION
◦ if you have a COVER, add it with ALT text & artist/designer credit
◦ NO AI!
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November 12, 2025 at 10:16 AM
To celebrate 3.9k followers, I wanted to do something new: an #IndieBook #Share! 🪷
◦ share this post for visibility
◦ Comment with your BOOK TITLE, BLURB (not snappy trope list!), and LINK FOR ACQUISITION
◦ if you have a COVER, add it with ALT text & artist/designer credit
◦ NO AI!
◦ share others!
◦ share this post for visibility
◦ Comment with your BOOK TITLE, BLURB (not snappy trope list!), and LINK FOR ACQUISITION
◦ if you have a COVER, add it with ALT text & artist/designer credit
◦ NO AI!
◦ share others!
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Here's some unsolicited book promo for DUCKETT & DYER: DICKS FOR HIRE - my #scifi #mystery #comedy novel about two friends who aren't detectives, but become detectives to figure out who's telling people they're detectives.
Available wherever terrible books are sold!
books2read.com/u/bOe0DE
Available wherever terrible books are sold!
books2read.com/u/bOe0DE
November 7, 2025 at 2:05 PM
Here's some unsolicited book promo for DUCKETT & DYER: DICKS FOR HIRE - my #scifi #mystery #comedy novel about two friends who aren't detectives, but become detectives to figure out who's telling people they're detectives.
Available wherever terrible books are sold!
books2read.com/u/bOe0DE
Available wherever terrible books are sold!
books2read.com/u/bOe0DE
Real wow for my real friends and shamwow for my sham friends.
November 9, 2025 at 3:34 PM
Real wow for my real friends and shamwow for my sham friends.
Here's a real, non-AI Fabulously Weird Checklist. 1 point for everything you've done.
1. Wore your underwear backwards for a whole day
2. Ate a sticker(s)
3. Got emotionally invested in an argument you were having with yourself
4. Forgot the alphabet
5. Rocked a walkman like a rebel
1. Wore your underwear backwards for a whole day
2. Ate a sticker(s)
3. Got emotionally invested in an argument you were having with yourself
4. Forgot the alphabet
5. Rocked a walkman like a rebel
What is this AI generated nonsense? "Rocked a walkman like a rebel?" What does that even mean? Why is any of this 'weird'? What is this supposed to be trying to make us feel?
(i got a zero lolz)
THE FABULOUS WEIRD CHECKLIST
Give yourself I point for each thing you've NEVER done.
THE FABULOUS WEIRD CHECKLIST
Give yourself I point for each thing you've NEVER done.
November 8, 2025 at 7:50 PM
Here's a real, non-AI Fabulously Weird Checklist. 1 point for everything you've done.
1. Wore your underwear backwards for a whole day
2. Ate a sticker(s)
3. Got emotionally invested in an argument you were having with yourself
4. Forgot the alphabet
5. Rocked a walkman like a rebel
1. Wore your underwear backwards for a whole day
2. Ate a sticker(s)
3. Got emotionally invested in an argument you were having with yourself
4. Forgot the alphabet
5. Rocked a walkman like a rebel
What is this AI generated nonsense? "Rocked a walkman like a rebel?" What does that even mean? Why is any of this 'weird'? What is this supposed to be trying to make us feel?
(i got a zero lolz)
THE FABULOUS WEIRD CHECKLIST
Give yourself I point for each thing you've NEVER done.
THE FABULOUS WEIRD CHECKLIST
Give yourself I point for each thing you've NEVER done.
November 8, 2025 at 7:21 PM
What is this AI generated nonsense? "Rocked a walkman like a rebel?" What does that even mean? Why is any of this 'weird'? What is this supposed to be trying to make us feel?
THE THIING
John Carpenter says he's working on a sequel to 'The Thing'
"We'll see"
"We'll see"
November 8, 2025 at 2:07 AM
THE THIING
[MICHAEL DUCKETT is wrestling an EVIL CLONE STEPHANIE DYER, and losing. The REAL STEPHANIE DYER stands nearby, frozen with a handgun aimed at the kerfuffle]
REAL STEPHANIE: But which one do I shoot?!
MICHAEL: Shoot the one that looks like YOU, you idiot!
REAL STEPHANIE: But which one do I shoot?!
MICHAEL: Shoot the one that looks like YOU, you idiot!
How much would your book/wip change if your MC had a gun #WritingPrompt
November 7, 2025 at 10:21 PM
[MICHAEL DUCKETT is wrestling an EVIL CLONE STEPHANIE DYER, and losing. The REAL STEPHANIE DYER stands nearby, frozen with a handgun aimed at the kerfuffle]
REAL STEPHANIE: But which one do I shoot?!
MICHAEL: Shoot the one that looks like YOU, you idiot!
REAL STEPHANIE: But which one do I shoot?!
MICHAEL: Shoot the one that looks like YOU, you idiot!
If we're not still mad at itchio, my books are all available over there, too! nairforceone.itch.io
Here's some unsolicited book promo for DUCKETT & DYER: DICKS FOR HIRE - my #scifi #mystery #comedy novel about two friends who aren't detectives, but become detectives to figure out who's telling people they're detectives.
Available wherever terrible books are sold!
books2read.com/u/bOe0DE
Available wherever terrible books are sold!
books2read.com/u/bOe0DE
November 7, 2025 at 9:59 PM
If we're not still mad at itchio, my books are all available over there, too! nairforceone.itch.io
Only REAL writers would come up with a no-nonsense lady cop named Miranda Wright, and her loose-cannon partner Lauren Ardor.
hack writers love giving a cop/lawyer the surname murphy just so they can call their show murphy's law
So first of all what the fuck. “Is this based on a true story as unlikely as that seems?” No! No it’s not! They named the astronaut farmer Charles Farmer! Fucking hell! Why have movies? Movies are over!
November 7, 2025 at 7:30 PM
Only REAL writers would come up with a no-nonsense lady cop named Miranda Wright, and her loose-cannon partner Lauren Ardor.
No AI can accurately determine the presence of the unhinged chaos that lurks behind my seemingly mild-mannered visage.
This is legitimately scary. They are trying to push facial personality AI analysis, and who they hire for workplaces. AI companies are falsely claiming that they can tell someone’s personality just by a photo of them.
There are companies considering using this technology to run through candidates…
There are companies considering using this technology to run through candidates…
November 7, 2025 at 5:21 PM
No AI can accurately determine the presence of the unhinged chaos that lurks behind my seemingly mild-mannered visage.