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mush
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ex-sysadmin, former R&B vocalist, currently an ACS CCP® cheesemonger working in an artisan creamery and living in the high desert of rural oregon with a yeti
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i got a NEW SHITTY CAMERA!‪ #shittycamerachallenge

(dropped my old shitty camera and broke it and didn't wanna fix it and this piece of shit was on sale & i had a bunch of instax film anyway)
the worst part of that Fountain Pen Life is that you eventually realize in spite of their beauty you're never gonna *really* carry one (they leak, they spit, they run out of ink), changing ink sucks and keeping 15 pens inked sucks, & all you ever really needed was a cheap brass dip nib & a holder
January 24, 2026 at 6:46 AM
got to cut some reserve cocoa dry jack at work today! 🦠🧀

dry jack is just monterey jack that is made in wheel form (as opposed to brick/commodity block) and allowed to age in a cave, this batch was rubbed with cocoa powder when young

this cheese took a gold at ACS a few years ago; it's WONDERFUL
January 24, 2026 at 5:39 AM
don't want to jinx it by saying anything BUT i think my orchid is thinking about blooming?!
January 24, 2026 at 5:18 AM
i'm going to la ramada, does anybody need anything? burrito? taco?
January 24, 2026 at 2:54 AM
well now we know what it would be like if all the people in charge were internet poisoned
January 23, 2026 at 10:36 PM
January 22, 2026 at 7:11 AM
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i gotta say i am actually richly enjoying how much you're emptying the entire clip of self-imposed irrelevance directly into your future campaign's dick and balls for absolutely no benefit. totally unforced error. no amount of lobbying money from sbarro to get pizza declared a vegetable will fix it
January 22, 2026 at 2:48 AM
midnight snack 🍜
January 21, 2026 at 6:48 AM
the catch-22 of knowing i'd feel less lazy if i did something, but being too lazy to do something
January 21, 2026 at 12:30 AM
made my idiot better half beef & barley, garlic bread, green salad, and a quart of iced tea for dinner because he's been tanking all afternoon

he SAW me doing it

and yet he ordered KFC because he "didn't notice" me, a vegetarian, cooking dead cow, nor the smell of beef wafting through the house
January 20, 2026 at 1:02 AM
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Obligatory
打首獄門同好会 (Uchikubi Gokumon Doukoukai) - I don' t wanna get out of futon
YouTube video by 打首獄門同好会
youtu.be
January 19, 2026 at 4:29 PM
wanna get up and make espresso but it's cold and i'm nice and warm under this duvet
January 19, 2026 at 4:11 PM
i feel like a lot of people think he's doing politics really poorly

but he's not doing politics at all, he's doing kayfabe: all of this is basically a performative joke from which he feels entitled to make money
January 19, 2026 at 3:45 PM
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These are the icy mountains of Pluto. It took 9 years to get these magnificent images… and 4.8 billion kilometers.
January 18, 2026 at 7:39 PM
fucking hell, imagine being able to make absolutely everything somehow racist
January 19, 2026 at 2:52 PM
there is no way that that anti-whistle "maryland community-led framework" bullshit isn't pravda
January 19, 2026 at 4:27 AM
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roses are red
what are your fears?
a bussy with teeth, or a
Penis with ears
why’s he giving me flashbacks from the ren & stimpy show?
January 18, 2026 at 6:02 PM
kinda starting to loathe the way the cell phone camera works, not taking actual pictures but instead building a composite of more or less of what you're pointing it at
January 18, 2026 at 11:43 PM
molasses nutmeg latte time 🍜😋
January 18, 2026 at 10:15 PM
oops i bought a charmera lol
January 18, 2026 at 8:53 AM
ricotta pasta & a salad for #dinner 🍜
January 18, 2026 at 7:09 AM
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Perhaps expecting the elitists whose primary income is insider trading to save the country was unrealistic.
November 10, 2025 at 6:03 PM
had a favorite weird sort of struggle meal for #dinner: basically a can of generic chili beans over buttered, seeded bread with cheese

at least it's a complete protein
January 16, 2026 at 5:41 AM
awake at three o'clock in the morning again

my sleep schedule's all fuckered up
January 14, 2026 at 11:12 AM
i *was* checking the fountain pen feed for its soothing content, but then i saw this and NOW I'M MAD
Pen & stationery enthusiasts: I saw this, now you can too.
January 14, 2026 at 10:25 AM