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This is the funniest thing I've ever seen. I keep just replaying it and laughing and laughing.
second verse on this is one of the funniest things i've ever heard
November 10, 2025 at 11:45 AM
November 10, 2025 at 8:07 AM
Awesome "See Also" from Ezra Miller's wikipedia
November 10, 2025 at 2:48 AM
My Riders
November 9, 2025 at 2:24 AM
making polyvinyl chloride in the factory
November 7, 2025 at 11:11 PM
nw
November 7, 2025 at 5:21 AM
considering the president is a dang fat guy he's probably more likely to see the hogey!
These are crimes against humanity. None of us is capable of truly internalizing suffering at this scale. Elon Musk and many other members of the Trump Administration should be put on trial at The Hague.
One analytical model shows that, as of November 5th, the dismantling of U.S.A.I.D. has already caused the deaths of 600,000 people, two-thirds of them children. https://newyorkermag.visitlink.me/jUzNSc
November 7, 2025 at 3:22 AM
November 6, 2025 at 10:25 PM
Goldeneyes. I'm into it! Sounds sorta collegiate in a way that I like.
Introducing the Seattle Torrent and the Vancouver Goldeneyes!

Our two new team identities are here! Get to know them at the links below:
Torrent ➡️ thepwhl.com/en/teams/seattle-torrent
Goldeneyes ➡️ thepwhl.com/en/teams/vancouver-goldeneyes
November 6, 2025 at 10:04 PM
cowboy shit my ass
November 6, 2025 at 3:05 AM
a new title? why??
November 6, 2025 at 1:58 AM
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if democrats are serious about winning they need to learn from tonight and convert to islam
November 5, 2025 at 2:48 AM
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the real space race is being up there chilling having a bbq and a couple of cold ones and maybe like a sick porch
Chinese astronauts become the first to grill wings in space, paving the way for future uncstronauts
November 5, 2025 at 10:00 AM
we gotta bring noblesse oblige back
When John Styleman, a director of the East India Company, died in 1734 he left money for these 12 almshouses to be provided at Bexley for the local poor. They were built in 1755 after the death of his widow. They continue to be managed by a charity and are Grade II listed.
November 5, 2025 at 8:41 AM
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al's oasis billboard 1, oacoma, south dakota, 1980
November 5, 2025 at 8:36 AM
the first mayor mamdani land acknowledgment is gonna hit like crack
November 5, 2025 at 4:49 AM
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Mamdani: "I wish Andrew Cuomo only the best in private life but let tonight be the final time I utter his name."
November 5, 2025 at 4:23 AM
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Shane Bieber will opt into his one-year, $16M player option with the Blue Jays, keeping him in Toronto for the 2026 season. 🙌

(H/T Jon Heyman, @nypost)
November 5, 2025 at 3:27 AM
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the coming democratic backlash will see austin's comedy mothership burned to the ground. tony hinchcliffe will be made to do land acknowledgements before state-mandated punching up
November 5, 2025 at 2:02 AM
incredible play from Bedard here
Chicago goal!

Scored by Andre Burakovsky with 08:27 remaining in the 3rd period.

Assisted by Connor Bedard.

Seattle: 2
Chicago: 1

#CHIvsSEA #SeaKraken #Blackhawks
November 4, 2025 at 5:38 AM
God Bedard is insane dude
November 4, 2025 at 5:22 AM
Souvenirs
YouTube video by John Prine - Topic
youtu.be
November 3, 2025 at 4:20 AM
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did we ever find out if it was counting or not counting gang violence
November 3, 2025 at 2:47 AM