Paddy O'Furniture 🫘
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Oh goody. Greg Olsen in tge booth for Seahawks/rams this weekend 🤮
November 11, 2025 at 7:18 PM
Oh goody. Greg Olsen in tge booth for Seahawks/rams this weekend 🤮
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my 2000s Fox X-Men movie franchise hot take is that James Marsden was actually a really good Cyclops, the movies just gave him nothing to do
November 11, 2025 at 12:40 AM
my 2000s Fox X-Men movie franchise hot take is that James Marsden was actually a really good Cyclops, the movies just gave him nothing to do
On Armistice Day (and Black History Month), I always post about Eugene Jacques Bullard, whom I think is one of the coolest veterans in history. First black US-born fighter pilot, although he flew for France, "The Black Swallow of Death" was awarded the Croix de Guerre (pictured).
November 11, 2025 at 5:57 PM
On Armistice Day (and Black History Month), I always post about Eugene Jacques Bullard, whom I think is one of the coolest veterans in history. First black US-born fighter pilot, although he flew for France, "The Black Swallow of Death" was awarded the Croix de Guerre (pictured).
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Why the fuck is bone spurs giving a veterans day speech? He's a draft dodger, he's not qualified. Shut the fuck up.
November 11, 2025 at 5:24 PM
Why the fuck is bone spurs giving a veterans day speech? He's a draft dodger, he's not qualified. Shut the fuck up.
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Fuck off and die you orange piece of shit.
Trump: "If we die, we must die and we as men we die without complaining."
November 11, 2025 at 5:19 PM
Fuck off and die you orange piece of shit.
He cannot die soon enough to suit me
November 11, 2025 at 5:17 PM
He cannot die soon enough to suit me
Just. Shut. The. Fuck. Up. You. Goddamn. Traitor.
November 11, 2025 at 5:17 PM
Just. Shut. The. Fuck. Up. You. Goddamn. Traitor.
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have the Eagles tried scoring 21 in the first quarter
November 11, 2025 at 1:48 AM
have the Eagles tried scoring 21 in the first quarter
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The finale of the great TV comedy show Blackadder goes Forth.
Back then I didn't expect one of the funniest programmes ever to end with a scene that makes me cry every time I see it.
Every single time.
Back then I didn't expect one of the funniest programmes ever to end with a scene that makes me cry every time I see it.
Every single time.
November 11, 2025 at 12:33 PM
The finale of the great TV comedy show Blackadder goes Forth.
Back then I didn't expect one of the funniest programmes ever to end with a scene that makes me cry every time I see it.
Every single time.
Back then I didn't expect one of the funniest programmes ever to end with a scene that makes me cry every time I see it.
Every single time.
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Happy Veterans Day.
Love,
Your favorite DEI Veteran
Love,
Your favorite DEI Veteran
November 11, 2025 at 12:51 PM
Happy Veterans Day.
Love,
Your favorite DEI Veteran
Love,
Your favorite DEI Veteran
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Hungover Egyptologist Just Gonna Call In Cursed Today [SATIRE] theonion.com/hungover-egy...
Hungover Egyptologist Just Gonna Call In Cursed Today
CAIRO—Admitting he was unable to face a lengthy session of indexing artifacts after drinking too much the night before, hungover Egyptologist Henry Chapman confirmed Tuesday he was just gonna call in ...
theonion.com
November 11, 2025 at 3:22 PM
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It's going to be smallpox
I'm honestly starting to think Americans are going to end the decade with either universal health care or malaria.
November 11, 2025 at 7:06 AM
It's going to be smallpox
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I feel like the announcers do not have enough fun with Evan Williams's name
Joe: Absolutely hammered there by Evan Williams!
Troy: I've gotten hammered by Evan Williams a time or six myself, Joe.
*Evan Williams is a brand of bourbon whiskey, in addition to being the name of a Green Bay safety.
Joe: Absolutely hammered there by Evan Williams!
Troy: I've gotten hammered by Evan Williams a time or six myself, Joe.
*Evan Williams is a brand of bourbon whiskey, in addition to being the name of a Green Bay safety.
November 11, 2025 at 7:42 AM
I feel like the announcers do not have enough fun with Evan Williams's name
Joe: Absolutely hammered there by Evan Williams!
Troy: I've gotten hammered by Evan Williams a time or six myself, Joe.
*Evan Williams is a brand of bourbon whiskey, in addition to being the name of a Green Bay safety.
Joe: Absolutely hammered there by Evan Williams!
Troy: I've gotten hammered by Evan Williams a time or six myself, Joe.
*Evan Williams is a brand of bourbon whiskey, in addition to being the name of a Green Bay safety.
Sounds like this MNF game is one that doesn't make it so bad that we have YouTube TV and no ABC or ESPN
November 11, 2025 at 2:54 AM
Sounds like this MNF game is one that doesn't make it so bad that we have YouTube TV and no ABC or ESPN
So, does Kirk Herbstreit have anything to say to Aaron Rodgers about his expressions of emotion after incomplete passes last night? I'm not a great lip-reader, but I could tell some of those words he said were a bit naughty
November 11, 2025 at 2:05 AM
So, does Kirk Herbstreit have anything to say to Aaron Rodgers about his expressions of emotion after incomplete passes last night? I'm not a great lip-reader, but I could tell some of those words he said were a bit naughty
Rumor has it that Gordon Lightfoot wrote "The Wreck of The Edmund Fitzgerald" because he was angry at Newsweek.
They spelled the name of the ship as the "Edmond Fitzgerald."
Who says Canadians never get mad? Writing an entire ballad over the misspelling of the name of a ship is epic levels of fury
They spelled the name of the ship as the "Edmond Fitzgerald."
Who says Canadians never get mad? Writing an entire ballad over the misspelling of the name of a ship is epic levels of fury
November 11, 2025 at 1:44 AM
Rumor has it that Gordon Lightfoot wrote "The Wreck of The Edmund Fitzgerald" because he was angry at Newsweek.
They spelled the name of the ship as the "Edmond Fitzgerald."
Who says Canadians never get mad? Writing an entire ballad over the misspelling of the name of a ship is epic levels of fury
They spelled the name of the ship as the "Edmond Fitzgerald."
Who says Canadians never get mad? Writing an entire ballad over the misspelling of the name of a ship is epic levels of fury
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It is now 5:10 pm pacific time, 7:10 pm central time. This is the exact moment, 50 years ago today, that tge final message, "We are holding our own," was received from Tge SSS Edmund Fitzgerald. Please take 29 seconds, for the 29 sailors lost, to reflect
November 11, 2025 at 1:10 AM
It is now 5:10 pm pacific time, 7:10 pm central time. This is the exact moment, 50 years ago today, that tge final message, "We are holding our own," was received from Tge SSS Edmund Fitzgerald. Please take 29 seconds, for the 29 sailors lost, to reflect
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I got a new electric throw.
November 11, 2025 at 12:45 AM
I got a new electric throw.
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y’all know what motherfuckin time it is m.youtube.com/watch?v=FuzT...
Gordon Lightfoot - Wreck Of The Edmund Fitzgerald (Official Audio)
YouTube video by Gordon Lightfoot
m.youtube.com
November 10, 2025 at 11:27 PM
y’all know what motherfuckin time it is m.youtube.com/watch?v=FuzT...
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