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(they/them), webcomicker, birder, interested in things.
Comic: http://www.titleunrelated.com
portfolio: artofgpike.com
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In 2026 I'm making a conscious choice to be a fatass queer out of sheer spite for anybody who thinks there's something wrong with being either of those things.
IIRC they used bad/fake data to push the straw ban thing - the number 1 biggest source of plastic pollution by like a LOT is the fishing industry. 🫠
February 3, 2026 at 7:12 PM
Why her tail so BIG xD
February 3, 2026 at 6:56 PM
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Hey friends, I miss you. :/ As it turns out, my sweet boy is "medically complex" (the vet's words) and we are playing whack-a-mole with all kinds of unexpected symptoms and tests. I owe a proper update, but if you have some change and want to help, I do need it: www.gofundme.com/manage/gen-s...
February 3, 2026 at 6:08 PM
The plastic straw ban thing still pisses me off so much, lmao
February 3, 2026 at 6:52 PM
Unfortunately these cookies were a lot better 20 years ago. I hate being old and watching all the good junk foods get enshittified, lol.
February 3, 2026 at 6:42 PM
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Female #kakapo Kohengi on her three eggs on Pukenui/Anchor Island today. We don't yet know if they're fertile, but will investigate soon. So far fertility on Anchor is very high: only 8 infertile out of 33 checked. We expect many more infertile eggs though. #kakapo2026 #conservation #birds
February 3, 2026 at 8:54 AM
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Everyone shut up and let trans people infodump about our special interests. It’s not going to fix everything but it’ll make life better for a minute.
February 3, 2026 at 2:50 AM
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CALLING ALL BLACK COMIC ARTISTS, WRITERS, AND ALL-AROUND CARTOONISTS!

Reply to or quote this post showing off your favorite work so we can get more people reading your creations!
February 1, 2026 at 9:23 PM
Is royal icing the one you boil? I think I might simply have been told the wrong name for it, or maybe we call different things by the same name over here, lol (I have definitely had cookies and stuff with the very hard royal icing, I just assumed they were the same sort of thing!)
February 3, 2026 at 12:27 AM
Huh, so do they just put it on really thick over there? The way I remember, it would be a thin crunchy layer with a slightly less-solid inner layer, then the cake! I should find out it my aunt still has that recipe...
February 3, 2026 at 12:20 AM
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NOMINATE SLUMBERTOWN FOR BEST GRAPHIC STORY!!!!!!!
February 3, 2026 at 12:01 AM
This is why I will probably never make one, in spite of having a whole collection of decks other people have made, lol!
February 3, 2026 at 12:14 AM
You're one of today's lucky 10,000!
February 3, 2026 at 12:13 AM
I'm gonna [REDACTED] his grifter ass.
February 3, 2026 at 12:04 AM
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Spaceship lands in the park. A door dilates. Alien comes out. Says to the gathering crowd:

"I've been all over the universe, seen everything. Can you entertain me?"

Someone in the crowd shouts: "Great clown Pagliacci is in town, jokes out of this world!"

Alien starts crying. "But Earthlings..."
February 2, 2026 at 9:15 PM
I'm confused by this because what I thought was royal icing was the exquisite crunchy glaze icing grandma used to use on the chocolate cake she would make for my dad's birthday at Christmas, and buttercream as the cheap, cloying stuff you get on a cake from the grocery store? 🤔
February 2, 2026 at 11:54 PM
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If you’re like me and already bought Hades’ gorgeous gorgeous art book, consider just throwing some bucks to their Ko-Fi in general! They could use any help! ko-fi.com/portaltohades
February 2, 2026 at 9:55 PM
🫂 I cannot imagine going through what you've been dealing with. This is maddening.
February 2, 2026 at 11:43 PM
There was a point when I was.. idk, ~14 when I was babysitting and started screaming at my siblings because I was frustrated and suddenly my brain was like "wait, hol up, I'm being JUST LIKE HER, EW" and ever since then it has been a conscious goal of mine to not behave like my mother. 😅
February 2, 2026 at 11:41 PM
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unigiri 🍙
February 2, 2026 at 10:11 PM
My budtender (the one who I think might be a trans guy?) spotted me $1.28 on my weed order so I wouldn't have to get cash from the ATM and told me to just pay it forward, aww 🥹
February 2, 2026 at 11:36 PM
This is true tho, because when u subskeet, your queer friends now have to spend the next 15 minutes trying to figure out what you were referring to, and there's just too much shit going on right now, lmao
If you say “Milkshake Duck” your homophobia is showing THE END
February 2, 2026 at 11:30 PM
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Spotted Puffbird in the wet forest of Amazonas #Peru

#birds #nature
February 2, 2026 at 10:21 PM
I think humans have being using holidays as an excuse for treats longer than we've had capitalism, tbh!
February 2, 2026 at 11:25 PM
🫂 you are so strong. I don't think I would be able to survive what you've been going thru with this stuff.
February 2, 2026 at 11:20 PM