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Bryan @gramcraka92.bsky.social · 10h

I just downloaded the mastodon app moments ago just and tried 3 different passwords and gave up

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luxury elite @luxuryelite.bsky.social · 13h

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Bryan @gramcraka92.bsky.social · 1d

Give him a shitton of money to make a Bionicle movie

Guillermo del Toro @realgdt.bsky.social · 1d

Was completely on purpose

Ghoulian Singleton 🎃 @juliansingleton.bsky.social · 1d

Threw on the new Criterion of NIGHTMARE ALLEY 2021 and forgot that the reappearance of Richard Jenkins and Mary Steenburgen makes this the Catalina Wine Mixer of Guillermo Del Toro's oeuvre.

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Bryan @gramcraka92.bsky.social · 3d

Anyone who likes barbecue is a pervert

Faine Greenwood @faineg.bsky.social · 3d

What foods do you love that you fully acknowledge make you a pervert for loving them?

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Dylan @drhspoliticalcafe.bsky.social · 7d

A lot of us know what this is, but for the average person on here: circa 2015 the Alt Right (the explicitly NeoNazi wing especially) appropriated the obscure McDonald’s mascot from the 80s, and made it into a NeoNazi ridden meme.

So yes, this is straight NeoNazism being posted.

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Bryan @gramcraka92.bsky.social · 8d

Burn it all down

Angry Donkey News @angrydonkeynews.bsky.social · 8d

Maxwell House coffee to change name to Maxwell Apartment to better reflect the reality of America's housing market

news.kraftheinzcompany.com/press-releas...

For the First Time in 133 Years, Maxwell House Rebrands as “Maxwell Apartment”

As more Americans opt for apartment living, the coffee brand serves up a year’s worth of coffee to match their 12-month leases Today, Maxwell House rebrands to “Maxwell Apartment” to meet the needs of...

news.kraftheinzcompany.com

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More Perfect Union @moreperfectunion.bsky.social · 8d

Italy's largest union, with over 5.5 million workers, has called a general strike for Friday in solidarity with the Global Sumud Flotilla.

And smaller Italian unions have said they will join CGIL's general strike.

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Scorigami @nflscorigami.bsky.social · 11d

🏈 GB 40 - 40 DAL
0:00 OT

This game has a 100.00% chance of ending in Scorigami.

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Bryan @gramcraka92.bsky.social · 16d

I hope you all got good gift underneath the rapture tree

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KIMBOOLY👻💕✨ @k1m.bsky.social · 17d

what’s wrong babe you haven’t touched your Baja Blast Creampie 🥹

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Bryan @gramcraka92.bsky.social · 20d

Went to get my oil changed and they ran out of pumpkin spice already wtf

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cow tools daily @cowtoolsdaily.bsky.social · 24d

how did we not see this sooner

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Phil Lewis @phillewis.bsky.social · 25d

"I just want to say, go birds, fuck ICE and free Palestine," "Hacks" star Hannah Einbinder at the #Emmys

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Tim Onion @bencollins.bsky.social · 24d

The amount of shit I got for this segment at the time was astronomical, and it was all from people who now stalk CVS employees to get them fired for insufficient online sadness.

Cheering on political violence is both evil and not new, an outgrowth of an internet intentionally dismantled years ago.

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Grudgie the Whale @grudgie.bsky.social · 24d

You can see the fascist lie in real time. They will simply claim a tie between leftist activists and Kirk DESPITE THAT NOT EXISTING and therefore define all leftist activism as terrorism. It’s an insane backwards lie, but that’s what they’re doing.

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Norfölkology @norfolkology.bsky.social · 25d

Happy National Virginia Day to all who observe

STATE FLAG DESIGN
State flags with boobs on them - Virginia
State flags without boobs - al the rest

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Bryan @gramcraka92.bsky.social · 26d

There is rum and the rest of the prosecco to drink

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Bryan @gramcraka92.bsky.social · 26d

ODU beat Virginia Tech at Blacksburg and I'm very drunk about it. Situation developing

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Bryan @gramcraka92.bsky.social · 26d

Monarch fan but only beating tech isn't gonna put them on the map. Failing against WKU in 23 didn't help either

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BUM CHILLUPS AKA SPENCER HALL @edsbs.bsky.social · 26d

there's done and there's medium well and there's Brent Pry

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victoria zeller (buy ONE OF THE BOYS) @dirtbagqueer.rocks · 26d

the main thing virginia tech football has done in the past decade is lose to old dominion

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Bryan @gramcraka92.bsky.social · 26d

It's very cool that anything less than the death penalty for kirks shooter will have the judge labeled an "activist judge" and subsequently be sent death threats or stalked

Sleazy Feline @george55.bsky.social · 27d

MAGAts: "You WILL mourn Charlie Kirk! Show some respect!"
Also MAGAts:

Maya Luna (@envisionluna):
"Steven Crowder changed his bio to say #1 Conservative Daily Show a day after Charlie Kirk was murdered lmfao"

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Bryan @gramcraka92.bsky.social · 26d

O7

Bryan @gramcraka92.bsky.social · 27d

Not worth it and I'm sure you've seen worse

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Bryan @gramcraka92.bsky.social · 27d

Remember to fly in the professionals if you need too

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