Mike Green
@greenmac.bsky.social
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Weirdo, beardo, writer, artist, and so forth. I block for even the mildest of annoyances.
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greenmac.bsky.social
Finally got a 100% in Silksong; a great and immensely frustrating game.

9 and a half of these hours were spent on the final boss, 8 on a mini game lol
A tv showing the game completion screen for Silksong. It shows 100% completion, with a time of 99h 31m and 59 seconds. There is also an Xbox achievement pop up at the bottom of the screen, it says Rare Achievement unlocked- 1.18% 50 gamerscore
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ryannorth.ca
I used to get mad when people misused "decimated" to refer to things that weren't 1/10th destroyed, but I've given it some thought and now I've done a complete 360 on it
greenmac.bsky.social
1. This is hilarious and brilliant, bravo
2. The original meaning of "decimated" hasn't stuck because that meaning just isn't particularly useful anymore
3. The emotional horror of 1/10th of the people you work with being murdered makes the modern usage seem metaphorically valid to me
greenmac.bsky.social
Absolutely my favorite stuff in this whole game but also the vein in my head almost popped several times
greenmac.bsky.social
Juggle and bounce I had fun with. I spent 8 hours trying to get the optional highest score on dodge and just had to give up, lol. The hardest thing in the whole game (for me)
greenmac.bsky.social
Fuck yeah, you're rolling right along (I'm just at the very last boss, Act 3 ain't playing)
greenmac.bsky.social
This is wonderful, well done!
greenmac.bsky.social
There's an optional mini game in Act 3 of Silksong that has so far been the hardest, most annoying thing in the whole damn game; I'm at 8 hours of attempting it and sunk cost fallacy has me in its grip.

No boss has taken more than ten attempts, and this is the thing that's breaking me blah
greenmac.bsky.social
I thought that was the case for years but apparently he wasn't paid by the word! He was just kind of a florid dude, I guess
greenmac.bsky.social
I am continually (and foolishly) astonished by the number of people who never ask themselves "am I wrong about this?"
greenmac.bsky.social
You seem like a well-intentioned person who does not understand the limits of their own knowledge or how to thoughtfully examine criticism.
greenmac.bsky.social
Andy Hallett was a legend, he force multiplied every scene he was in
greenmac.bsky.social
This grotesque confabulation is making my inner Ned Ludd super ornery
greenmac.bsky.social
You're absolutely right. The runback here is especially annoying, which is a shame since the boss is so fun my main issue was going "c'mon, c'mon I wanna go again!"
greenmac.bsky.social
Managed to make her stand on a pile of envenomed tacks while frantically weaving in between circles, smacked her with a pogo and won, felt like a ninja.

Favorite fight so far (Phantom a close second, Last Judge also rad)
greenmac.bsky.social
I'm just now fighting her this moment, such a fun fight. I've got the first phase down cold just need to figure out how to handle the exploding circle vomit, lol
greenmac.bsky.social
This made my face scrunch into an involuntary sneer.
greenmac.bsky.social
Genuinely my favorite part of the game so far I want Team Cherry to make a dedicated splatformer so bad lol
greenmac.bsky.social
They went way harder and made something much cooler than anyone could have possibly expected, such a fun time
greenmac.bsky.social
This was exactly my first thought
greenmac.bsky.social
I'm enjoying how hard this sucker is but I've never understood why anyone would care if there were difficulty and accessibility options. People can choose not to use them!
greenmac.bsky.social
Holy shit, that's one of the, like, 3 games I owned on the Genesis, I haven't thought about it in 30 years.
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scalzi.com
Fuck these losers
owillis.bsky.social
lol new clown car just rolled up
greenmac.bsky.social
It's a great movie, I just wish they'd given McDonnell more/something better to do, almost my only complaint for a genuine classic.