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Oliver Grimm
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Recidivist Brussels correspondent for Viennese daily 'Die Presse'. In Washington '13 - '17. Contributor to La Matinale Européenne. Le bonheur, c'est de le chercher. (J. Renard)
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That's a strange idea of the relationship between a reporter and the object of his/her coverage.
November 27, 2025 at 1:19 PM
Lisant @liberation.fr sur l’appli, on me propose cette publicité. 🤷
November 27, 2025 at 1:10 PM
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The entire Instagram "influencer" model is basically dead. Why bother posing in a hipster coffee shop when the AI can gin up the image for free in two minutes?
this image was generated with google's latest nana banana pro tool. we have no idea how bad it is about to get.
November 27, 2025 at 8:49 AM
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US claims over Russian frozen assets amount to just US$5bn, or 1.5% of global total
• Data show how US plans to grab US$300bn in Russian assets for US firms and government's benefit make no sense
• Belgium holds the bulk of Russian assets (through Euroclear), giving EU leverage in US-Russia talks
November 27, 2025 at 11:00 AM
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[blind date]

WOMAN: When I saw your photo I assumed you would be the man *holding* the fish.

FISH: [flipping and flopping about on the table] Can we talk about this later.
November 27, 2025 at 10:47 AM
And he looks every bit the part.
November 27, 2025 at 7:53 AM
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We are testing La Matinale Européenne in English

Today’s story by @paolorivaz.bsky.social: “Meloni’s unspoken migration crisis: Italy is emptying out”

Don’t miss our brief on Russian assets, Germany less net contributions, SHEIN under fire

With @cspillmann.bsky.social and @grimmse.bsky.social👇
Meloni’s unspoken migration crisis: Italy is emptying out
Good morning!
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November 27, 2025 at 7:10 AM
Sorted out for E's and Wizz?
even then, Ahab, in his hidden self, raved on
November 27, 2025 at 6:32 AM
"Here's the thing: if you got to deep-fry something to make it taste good, it probably isn't that good. That's a pretty good rule-of-thumb." - This is, possibly, the first time in my life that I'm quietly nodding along to something Jodokus Dragomir Vance said.
who actually likes electricity? raise your hand. haha, i see a joker back there. but ask yourself: how many times do you turn on the light in morning, just for fun? what about the afternoon. never, right? and why are you staying up so late? our forefathers tucked themselves in at 6pm like god inten—
November 26, 2025 at 11:15 PM
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Generative AI is a Dunning-Kruger accelerator, it enables people who know next to nothing about a subject believe they are more capable than experts.

We are going to see some remarkable failures stemming from this phenomenon.
November 26, 2025 at 10:58 PM
Unpopular opinion: it's good Bolsonaro went to prison, but this is not how we journalists should behave.
Good morning to Brazilian reporter Manuela Borges, who’s been waiting eleven years for this petty moment. ❤️ 🇧🇷
November 26, 2025 at 6:22 PM
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Pediatricians say vaccines do not cause autism. A bear-eating heroin addict who fantasizes about sucking his own semen out of his lovers' orifices says they do. For busy parents, it can be hard to know who to trust.
November 26, 2025 at 5:14 PM
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this extremely fashy Trump cult of personality ad featuring Kristi Noem ran this morning on Fox & Friends
November 26, 2025 at 2:11 PM
Fair enough. But what about hamsters?
We welcome the provisional agreement between @europarl.europa.eu and @consilium.europa.eu on the welfare of dogs and cats.

The new measures will significantly improve the way these animals are treated when bred, sold or adopted in the EU.

Read more: link.europa.eu/M8bdYt
November 26, 2025 at 1:22 PM
Vielleicht sitze ich zu weit entfernt, aber will jetzt allen Ernstes dieselbe österreichische Medienblase, die kein Problem hat, wenn preisgekrönte "Edelfedern" nebenbei als PR-Berater für Politiker jobben, den Stein der Weisen in Sachen "Förderung von Qualitätsjournalismus" gefunden haben?
November 26, 2025 at 1:02 PM
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There is never any daylight between the positions of Russia and JD Vance.
November 26, 2025 at 12:31 PM
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We are testing La Matinale Européenne in English.

Today’s episode by @cspillmann.bsky.social: “Regulating Crypto Assets: A New Flashpoint Between the EU and Trump”.

Don’t miss our brief on Ukraine, Mercosur, 🏳️‍🌈 marriages and the witch hunt against the NGOs

With @grimmse.bsky.social 👇
Regulating Crypto Assets: A New Flashpoint Between the EU and Trump
Good morning!
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November 26, 2025 at 7:04 AM
Is it the video quality, or has he aged quite rapidly in the past several months?
Everything about this might be the saddest thing I’ve ever seen
November 25, 2025 at 10:10 PM
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Is this cheese grater conscious? Many users feel they're talking to a real person. Scientists say it's time to consider whether they're onto something.
November 25, 2025 at 8:21 PM
Es wäre ein, wie sagt man, Treppenwitz der Geschichte, wenn angesichts der eskalatorischen Aggression des Kremls gegenüber der EU und allen ihren Mitgliedstaaten einem Bundeskanzler Kickl in einigen Jahren nichts anderes übrig bliebe, als um den Beitritt Österreichs zur NATO zu bitten.
November 25, 2025 at 5:46 PM
Ob Österreich eine Verschärfung des EU-Defizitverfahrens blüht, wissen wir im Frühling. Bis dann muss auch endlich klar sein, wie hoch die wahre Neuverschuldung der Bundesländer und Gemeinden ist. Mehr @diepressecom.bsky.social. www.diepresse.com/20277078/oes...
Österreich drohen noch keine Brüsseler Zores
Die Republik macht derzeit in den Jahren 2025 und 2026 ihre Hausaufgaben, hält die EU-Kommission fest. Das erhöhte Defizit von Ländern und Gemeinden ist aber noch nicht in die Brüsseler...
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November 25, 2025 at 5:39 PM
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Trump on the turkeys he's about to pardon: "I shouldn't say this. I was gonna call them Chuck and Nancy. But then I realized I wouldn't be pardoning them. I would never pardon those two people. I wouldn't pardon them. I wouldn't care what Melania told me."
November 25, 2025 at 5:18 PM
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We are testing La Matinale Européenne in English.

Today’s long reading by me: The Limits of the EU’s “Daddy Diplomacy”

Don’t miss our brief and the new Trump’s blackmail “less rules on digital, less tariffs”.

With @cspillmann.bsky.social and @grimmse.bsky.social 👇
The Limits of the EU’s “Daddy Diplomacy”
Good morning!
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November 25, 2025 at 7:06 AM