Guy Endore-Kaiser
@guyendorekaiser.bsky.social
Writer for Ghosts. Potato enthusiast.
The Venn diagram of people who worship Trump, and people who rail against participation trophies, is a circle. A very stupid circle.
Trump: “It was my Great Honor to meet María Corina Machado, of Venezuela, today. She is a wonderful woman who has been through so much. María presented me with her Nobel Peace Prize for the work I have done. Such a wonderful gesture of mutual respect. Thank you María!”
January 16, 2026 at 2:25 AM
The Venn diagram of people who worship Trump, and people who rail against participation trophies, is a circle. A very stupid circle.
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"Officers threw flash bangs and tear gas in my car. I got six kids in the car"
"His wife, Destiny Jackson, told FOX 9 their 6-month-old infant stopped breathing and lost consciousness. She then performed CPR on her baby."
"His wife, Destiny Jackson, told FOX 9 their 6-month-old infant stopped breathing and lost consciousness. She then performed CPR on her baby."
January 15, 2026 at 8:22 PM
"Officers threw flash bangs and tear gas in my car. I got six kids in the car"
"His wife, Destiny Jackson, told FOX 9 their 6-month-old infant stopped breathing and lost consciousness. She then performed CPR on her baby."
"His wife, Destiny Jackson, told FOX 9 their 6-month-old infant stopped breathing and lost consciousness. She then performed CPR on her baby."
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Non-protesting dad just trying to hustle his kids, as young as 6mo, out of the neighborhood. ICE threw a flash-bang INTO HIS car, all 6 kids in the hospital now.
If anyone wondered how things turn against occupying armies there's a case study playing out in front of you.
If anyone wondered how things turn against occupying armies there's a case study playing out in front of you.
That is what was relayed
January 15, 2026 at 4:27 AM
Non-protesting dad just trying to hustle his kids, as young as 6mo, out of the neighborhood. ICE threw a flash-bang INTO HIS car, all 6 kids in the hospital now.
If anyone wondered how things turn against occupying armies there's a case study playing out in front of you.
If anyone wondered how things turn against occupying armies there's a case study playing out in front of you.
One time, at a cartooning event, Scott Adams was complaining about how unfairly billionaires are treated. I told him he didn’t have to worry since he wasn’t a billionaire and he shouted “I will be!”
I didn’t respond then, but I would like to now: “No, you won’t.”
I didn’t respond then, but I would like to now: “No, you won’t.”
January 13, 2026 at 7:32 PM
One time, at a cartooning event, Scott Adams was complaining about how unfairly billionaires are treated. I told him he didn’t have to worry since he wasn’t a billionaire and he shouted “I will be!”
I didn’t respond then, but I would like to now: “No, you won’t.”
I didn’t respond then, but I would like to now: “No, you won’t.”
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WH sources say Venezuela's opposition leader committed the "ultimate sin": She accepted the Nobel Peace prize.
“If she had turned it down and said, ‘I can’t accept it because it’s Donald Trump’s,’ she’d be the president of Venezuela today,” one said.
www.washingtonpost.com/national-sec...
“If she had turned it down and said, ‘I can’t accept it because it’s Donald Trump’s,’ she’d be the president of Venezuela today,” one said.
www.washingtonpost.com/national-sec...
January 5, 2026 at 3:02 AM
WH sources say Venezuela's opposition leader committed the "ultimate sin": She accepted the Nobel Peace prize.
“If she had turned it down and said, ‘I can’t accept it because it’s Donald Trump’s,’ she’d be the president of Venezuela today,” one said.
www.washingtonpost.com/national-sec...
“If she had turned it down and said, ‘I can’t accept it because it’s Donald Trump’s,’ she’d be the president of Venezuela today,” one said.
www.washingtonpost.com/national-sec...
The president started a war with Venezuela to distract from the fact that he just hosted the lowest rated Kennedy Center Honors of all time.
January 3, 2026 at 7:47 PM
The president started a war with Venezuela to distract from the fact that he just hosted the lowest rated Kennedy Center Honors of all time.
"Fuck, fuck, fuck!" - FIFA Peace Prize Committee
January 3, 2026 at 8:57 AM
"Fuck, fuck, fuck!" - FIFA Peace Prize Committee
Impeccable timing, Bari.
Incredible. CBS Evening News announces five new “simple values” — instead of their “38-page handbook” — as they roll out Tony Dokoupil is lead anchor.
One of those values is simply: “We love America and make no apologies for saying so.”
One of those values is simply: “We love America and make no apologies for saying so.”
January 3, 2026 at 7:36 AM
Impeccable timing, Bari.
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"Zaslav will receive $30 million in "Golden Parachute' compensation along with $537 million in equity for a total of $567 million in a transaction-associated pay."
half a billion dollars for being terrible at your job
half a billion dollars for being terrible at your job
Warner Bros. Golden Parachutes Revealed: What David Zaslav and C-Suite Will Get In a Deal
The CEO stands to gain $567 million if a deal is sealed to sell the WB empire while longtime lieutenant Gunnar Wiedenfels will see $144 million in cash and stock considerations if a transaction close...
www.hollywoodreporter.com
December 17, 2025 at 9:06 PM
"Zaslav will receive $30 million in "Golden Parachute' compensation along with $537 million in equity for a total of $567 million in a transaction-associated pay."
half a billion dollars for being terrible at your job
half a billion dollars for being terrible at your job
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The human cost of Trump's gutting of USAID: By the time Tor Top’s mother was sick with cholera, the nearby clinic had been shuttered for weeks. He bundled her into a canoe & paddled toward the nearest hospital, 8 hours away. Less than halfway into the journey, his mother died.
New, @propublica.org
New, @propublica.org
Trump Officials Celebrated With Cake After Slashing Aid. Then People Died of Cholera.
Behind closed doors in Washington, top advisers made a series of decisions that had devastating repercussions for the poorest country on earth. We went to South Sudan and found people who died as a re...
www.propublica.org
December 15, 2025 at 10:37 AM
The human cost of Trump's gutting of USAID: By the time Tor Top’s mother was sick with cholera, the nearby clinic had been shuttered for weeks. He bundled her into a canoe & paddled toward the nearest hospital, 8 hours away. Less than halfway into the journey, his mother died.
New, @propublica.org
New, @propublica.org
Keep this handy, so you can show it to anyone who tries to shame you for celebrating on the day this godawful person finally shits himself to death on his golden toilet.
December 15, 2025 at 3:43 PM
Keep this handy, so you can show it to anyone who tries to shame you for celebrating on the day this godawful person finally shits himself to death on his golden toilet.
Netflix paid 82 billion to get Zaslav in the building so he can come up with a new name for them.
December 5, 2025 at 6:40 PM
Netflix paid 82 billion to get Zaslav in the building so he can come up with a new name for them.
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every social media company is bad but Meta really is uniquely evil
Instagram’s former head of safety and well-being Vaishnavi Jayakumar testified the company had a “17x” strike policy for accounts that engaged in the trafficking of humans for sex.
“You could incur 16 violations and upon the 17th violation, your account would be suspended"
time.com/7336204/meta...
“You could incur 16 violations and upon the 17th violation, your account would be suspended"
time.com/7336204/meta...
7 Allegations Against Meta in Newly Unsealed Filings
Court filings allege Meta tolerated sex trafficking, hid harms to teens, and prioritized growth over user safety for years.
time.com
November 23, 2025 at 8:08 PM
every social media company is bad but Meta really is uniquely evil
"Women aren't as smart as us men" he typed while leaving a permanent record of his friendship with history's worst pedophile.
November 12, 2025 at 5:23 PM
"Women aren't as smart as us men" he typed while leaving a permanent record of his friendship with history's worst pedophile.
There can never be a redemption for Musk. One of history’s true monsters. Hopefully Ketamine finishes the job it started.
One analytical model shows that, as of November 5th, the dismantling of U.S.A.I.D. has already caused the deaths of 600,000 people, two-thirds of them children. https://newyorkermag.visitlink.me/jUzNSc
The Shutdown of U.S.A.I.D. Has Already Killed Hundreds of Thousands
The short documentary “Rovina’s Choice” tells the story of what goes when aid goes.
newyorkermag.visitlink.me
November 7, 2025 at 3:10 AM
There can never be a redemption for Musk. One of history’s true monsters. Hopefully Ketamine finishes the job it started.
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Fight. Win.
New York assemblyman Zohran Mamdani confronts Border Czar Tom Homan today in Albany 👇🏻
November 5, 2025 at 4:26 AM
Fight. Win.
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I think this is legitimately the worst delivered joke of all time. Like in all of human history. Since they invented jokes. Actually since they invented language.
November 1, 2025 at 4:12 PM
I think this is legitimately the worst delivered joke of all time. Like in all of human history. Since they invented jokes. Actually since they invented language.
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a matador's goal is to avoid physical contact
Katie Miller joked about her husband being a “sexual matador” in an interview with Jesse Watters.
Stephen Miller's Wife Drops Cringe-Inducing Sexual Brag
Katie Miller joked about her husband being a “sexual matador” in an interview with Jesse Watters.
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September 24, 2025 at 2:27 PM
a matador's goal is to avoid physical contact
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This is what all our *currently* elected officials should be doing, and not nearly enough are.
We need people who are willing to stand up against fascism, not weak-willed appeasers. Good on you, @katmabu.bsky.social
We need people who are willing to stand up against fascism, not weak-willed appeasers. Good on you, @katmabu.bsky.social
moments ago, ice agents again came out of the broadview detention/“professing” facility to escort a silver suv out of the lot.
one of the agents picked up and threw congressional candidate kat abughazaleh to the ground.
one of the agents picked up and threw congressional candidate kat abughazaleh to the ground.
September 19, 2025 at 1:58 PM
This is what all our *currently* elected officials should be doing, and not nearly enough are.
We need people who are willing to stand up against fascism, not weak-willed appeasers. Good on you, @katmabu.bsky.social
We need people who are willing to stand up against fascism, not weak-willed appeasers. Good on you, @katmabu.bsky.social
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Built in the 13th century. So that mosque stood for 800 years with every sort of person from every place and every religion in the world passing through Gaza century after century, only for it to be blown up by some shithead loser sitting behind a computer that we probably paid for.
September 17, 2025 at 10:37 AM
Built in the 13th century. So that mosque stood for 800 years with every sort of person from every place and every religion in the world passing through Gaza century after century, only for it to be blown up by some shithead loser sitting behind a computer that we probably paid for.
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Brian Kilmeade endorses euthanizing homeless people: "Involuntary lethal injection, or something. Just kill them."
September 13, 2025 at 2:56 PM
Brian Kilmeade endorses euthanizing homeless people: "Involuntary lethal injection, or something. Just kill them."
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More Palestinians die of starvation as famine spreads in Gaza – Middle East crisis live
More Palestinians die of starvation as famine spreads in Gaza – Middle East crisis live
Gaza hospitals record eight new deaths due to starvation and malnutrition, including two children
The head of the World Health Organization (WHO) has called for an urgent scale-up of evacuations from Gaza, warning that more than 15,600 patients remain in need of specialised care.
In a post on X, WHO director-general Tedros Adhanom Ghebreyesus thanked the UAE for supporting the latest evacuation of critically injured and sick patients but stressed that far more action is needed. Continue reading...
www.theguardian.com
August 23, 2025 at 12:14 PM
More Palestinians die of starvation as famine spreads in Gaza – Middle East crisis live
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"Little Amna Went to Get Water. An Israeli Drone Killed Her"
Zeteo's newest contributor and Pulitzer Prize winner, Mosab Abu Toha, speaks to Amna al-Mufti's father about the murder of his 11-year-old daughter in Gaza - caught on video for all the world to see.
zeteo.com/p/little-amn...
Zeteo's newest contributor and Pulitzer Prize winner, Mosab Abu Toha, speaks to Amna al-Mufti's father about the murder of his 11-year-old daughter in Gaza - caught on video for all the world to see.
zeteo.com/p/little-amn...
Little Amna Went to Get Water. An Israeli Drone Killed Her
Zeteo's newest contributor and Pulitzer Prize winner, Mosab Abu Toha, speaks to Amna al-Mufti's father about the murder of his 11-year-old daughter in Gaza - caught on tape for all the world to see.
zeteo.com
August 19, 2025 at 4:07 PM
"Little Amna Went to Get Water. An Israeli Drone Killed Her"
Zeteo's newest contributor and Pulitzer Prize winner, Mosab Abu Toha, speaks to Amna al-Mufti's father about the murder of his 11-year-old daughter in Gaza - caught on video for all the world to see.
zeteo.com/p/little-amn...
Zeteo's newest contributor and Pulitzer Prize winner, Mosab Abu Toha, speaks to Amna al-Mufti's father about the murder of his 11-year-old daughter in Gaza - caught on video for all the world to see.
zeteo.com/p/little-amn...
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Barely an hour ago, Palestinian journalist Anas Al-Sharif warned us all:
“If this madness doesn’t end, Gaza will be reduced to ruins, its people’s voices silenced, their faces erased — and history will remember you as silent witnesses to a genocide you chose not to stop.”
Israel just killed him.
“If this madness doesn’t end, Gaza will be reduced to ruins, its people’s voices silenced, their faces erased — and history will remember you as silent witnesses to a genocide you chose not to stop.”
Israel just killed him.
August 10, 2025 at 9:09 PM
Barely an hour ago, Palestinian journalist Anas Al-Sharif warned us all:
“If this madness doesn’t end, Gaza will be reduced to ruins, its people’s voices silenced, their faces erased — and history will remember you as silent witnesses to a genocide you chose not to stop.”
Israel just killed him.
“If this madness doesn’t end, Gaza will be reduced to ruins, its people’s voices silenced, their faces erased — and history will remember you as silent witnesses to a genocide you chose not to stop.”
Israel just killed him.
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Only 1.5% of Gaza cropland left for starving Palestinians due to Israel’s war, UN says
Only 1.5% of Gaza cropland left for starving Palestinians due to Israel’s war, UN says
Figure down from 4% in April, suggesting Israel has continued to target farmland in once-abundant Gaza Strip
Israel’s destruction of Gaza has left starving Palestinians with access to only 1.5% of cropland that is accessible and suitable for cultivation, according to new figures from the UN.
This is down from 4% in April, according to the Food and Agriculture Organization (FAO), suggesting Israel has continued to target Palestinian farmland since initiating a complete blockade in early March, severely restricting aid from entering the Gaza Strip, where 2 million starved people are trapped. Continue reading...
www.theguardian.com
August 7, 2025 at 5:21 AM
Only 1.5% of Gaza cropland left for starving Palestinians due to Israel’s war, UN says