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Fuck. Hakeem. Jeffries.
@hakeem-jeffries.bsky.social you are a spineless coward. We know impeachment is a serious process. That's why we are trying to fucking do it. I'm sick of watching Trump destroy this country and you and Schumer just fucking rolling over EVERY TIME. RESIGN NOW.
Hakeem Jeffries on why he voted "Present" on impeaching Donald Trump: "Impeachment is a serious issue. It requires a serious process."
December 12, 2025 at 11:22 PM
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i stand by this statement every year
December 12, 2025 at 1:27 AM
Here's Mark proving that he is just another out of touch billionaire. I already have to do this, Mark. I already have to go through multiple PCP appts and wait months on end to see a specialist, Mark. If the healthcare experience is going to be shit either way, it could at least be fucking free.
For all Universal HC/Single Payer/M4A advocates.

What do the biggest, expensive hospital chains do. Do they opt out and only serve the rich ?

Who in the USA gov runs the program?

R U ok with having to see a primary care doc before you can see a specialist ?
December 12, 2025 at 12:59 PM
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Found it. Not only that, he was grateful Trump pardoned a corrupt D rep. Shameful.
I'm used to seeing more centrist folk bandy about the weaker Jeffries critiques, an effort to disparage and exclude left criticism. But this is serious, shattering
share.google/imwuUuyy9OiH...
Hakeem Jeffries Seriously Says Trump Deserves Some Credit
More proof that Jeffries is not equipped to lead Democrats in this moment.
share.google
December 11, 2025 at 4:50 PM
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Everyone knows ANTIFA stands for

Asshole
Named
Trump
Is
Fucking
America
December 11, 2025 at 4:25 PM
Hey @aaron.bsky.team and @jay.bsky.team when the fuck are you going to do something about this "violent rhetoric" on your platform? Since, per your own words, violent rhetoric isn't allowed. You feel like doing fucking anything at all to not support fascists besides a performative fucking shirt?
To all narco-terrorists who threaten our homeland: If you keep trafficking deadly drugs—we will kill you.
December 11, 2025 at 4:38 PM
For the life of me I will never understand how MAGA labeled the Left, who wants compassion, safety, and health for EVERYONE as psychotic murderers. But the party(MAGA) who regularly has Nazis, people calling for the death or violent removal of people they don't like, are somehow the "good guys"???
December 11, 2025 at 4:32 PM
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Love that little smile on Glasheen's face in response to Thompson's "I know you wouldn't come to this committee and say something you can't prove."
At least in the sense that I'm entertained, smarmy lying bastid
Bennie Thompson: "Where is the ANTIFA headquarters? How many members do they have in the United States right now?"

(Our recruitment numbers are way up.)
December 11, 2025 at 4:09 PM
MAIL DAY MAIL DAY MAILY DAY
@othatsraspberry.com TREATS HAVE ARRIVED AND THEY ARE GLORIOUS
December 9, 2025 at 6:30 PM
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here’s my official comment on the Netflix/WB news xx
December 5, 2025 at 6:07 PM
It's very telling that the deals at the end of this week are far better than most of the Black Friday and Cyber Monday "deals."
December 5, 2025 at 1:57 PM
This game looks completely butt fuck insane.

I need it.
hey check out our game it’s coming out in two months :)
Check out the newest trailer for Romeo Is A Dead Man from our just-released Grasshopper Direct HERE!💀🤘

youtu.be/ceog9nU0ucs

#RomeoIsADeadMan
December 5, 2025 at 3:15 AM
I called it. I said that Dems would start praising Trump out loud as soon as it benefits them. They were already hesitant to criticize him which made it clear they are only beholden to their money and power(AIPAC) and now people like Jeffries will expose they truly don't care about us. Fuck. Trump.
Remove Jeffries.
Jeffries: "The border is secure. That's a good thing. It happened on his watch. He wants to claim credit for it, of course he'll get credit for that. In terms of making sure that we actually deal with the issues that matter, including on immigration, there's a lot that's left to be desired."
December 3, 2025 at 8:00 PM
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December 3, 2025 at 12:48 AM
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December 2, 2025 at 7:18 PM
Is fucking ANYONE in the news cycle going to talk about how much Miller is slurring his words and swaying here? I spent enough of my young adulthood in and around bars to know a drunk when I see one. This dude is one Bud Light away from dozing off.
Stephen Miller: The 6 members of Congress who told people to disobey illegal colors are trying to create a color revolution. They're saying rise up and defy your commanders.
December 1, 2025 at 8:28 PM
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It’s wild how the press is ok with the president abusing the pardon power. That used to be one of the most scrutinized things about a presidency.
November 30, 2025 at 4:00 PM
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Maybe in 2026 I'll get some new material
November 28, 2025 at 12:57 AM
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What To Know About ‘Pluribus’ https://theonion.com/what-to-know-about-pluribus/
November 21, 2025 at 5:00 PM
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It doesn't matter if it'll pass- articles of impeachment NOW for that statement about hanging.

Primary ALL who vote no.

This is insanity.
November 21, 2025 at 11:15 AM
Oh man, Target is DESPERATE to get people back in their stores. Maybe stop being bigoted losers, that would probably help more.
November 20, 2025 at 5:49 PM
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"The richest man in the world built a robot to tell people he's cool" is the saddest, most bulliable fucking Twilight Zone thing in the world. You fucking LOSER. All that money and not a fucking _whiff_ of charisma. Start giving yourself a wedgie, you fucking dork, it'll take me time to get there.
November 20, 2025 at 10:07 AM
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❤️🖤
November 12, 2025 at 2:40 PM
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Just started a new job at Cloudflare

It’s not going well
November 18, 2025 at 3:19 PM
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Follow @wario64.bsky.social and repost for a chance to win 1 of 4 codes for Tomb Raider Definitive Edition for Nintendo Switch 2 (NA eShop Code) courtesy of @aspyr.com. Giveaway closes on Nov 21st, 6 PM PT.

Game is out now on Nintendo Switch & Switch 2 (no upgrade paths)
November 18, 2025 at 5:00 PM