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@h0lt.uk
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Egg sprayed with flex seal. Hope i don't rot inside. A lot of my life is great. Some of it is not. I am not 3 raccoons in a trenchcoat. 250lb is a lot more than 3 raccoons.
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Holt @h0lt.uk · Sep 20
Sorry I honestly do not remember the explanation of what is holding this up. I don't have great memory so I am sure it has been explained on one of the many czm podcasts I listen to but I don't get it.

Is this some kind of IP issue?
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Holt @h0lt.uk · Sep 20
Yo they're straight up falsifying evidence to create an excuse for violent authoritarian crackdowns with no need to reality.

FUCKING ARM YOURSELF
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Holt @h0lt.uk · Jun 26
@whysophiewhy.bsky.social @iwriteok.bsky.social @hungrybowtie.bsky.social

Please for the love of kittens get the CZM android working.

@edzitron.com I know you know someone who could have gotten this working in a week. At this point it just seems silly this is taking years.

Let me give you money!
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Relentless @relentlesspursuit.bsky.social · Jun 14
There is no such thing as an overreaction with what has now happened. This is the line in the sand.

Every red hat who supports killing Americans is a traitor.
The road to fascism is lined with people telling you to stop over reacting
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Holt @h0lt.uk · Jun 14
Fuckin cops giving an armed motorcade escort to several supercars and a fascist wrapped porche on i-290. What a great use of tax dollars.
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Holt @h0lt.uk · Mar 5
@edzitron.com I inhaled and choked on my yogurt when you weren't aware of kiwi farms.

Kinda makes sense but I thought your exposure to the darkest parts of the Internet was more extensive.
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Holt @h0lt.uk · Mar 2
@kavehmd.bsky.social Finally bingeing HOP from the beginning and listening to a time lapse of how badly we handled COVID is fucking surreal.
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Holt @h0lt.uk · Feb 8
@mattlieb.bsky.social
Please work with Daniel to get full length versions of your song parodies together. Production quality is unimportant. I will pay for this as an album or as singles just give me the trash.

The golda girl boss all-star parody snipet was so good I got sad when it was over.
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Holt @h0lt.uk · Feb 6
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Holt @h0lt.uk · Feb 6
Reminder to everyone that trans hate from dudes is almost 100% of the time fear they will find a trans woman attractive/the reaction to being uncomfortable when they did.
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Robert Evans (the Only Robert Evans) @iwriteok.bsky.social · Jan 9
good news the AI enabled security camera successfully recognized my "thumbs up"
An AI security camera feed that describes what people are doing and signals put persons of interest. It identified me flipping it off as a man giving it a thumbs up
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Holt @h0lt.uk · Jan 10
Anita Bryant died.
*Kazoo noises*
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Holt @h0lt.uk · Dec 30
Theses are by far my favorite 16th minute episodes so far.
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Holt @h0lt.uk · Dec 30
@whysophiewhy.bsky.social as you seem to be the most responsible human in the operation I request your assistance.

I'm trying really hard to send you all my money on a subscription basis and can't do it via Apple podcasts as I don't have that.

For visibility @iwriteok.bsky.social
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Holt @h0lt.uk · Dec 4
Brian Thompson is at least partially responsible for the early deaths of thousands of people.

I'm glad he's dead.
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Holt @h0lt.uk · Nov 27
At 20 some extra introspection may be in order
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Holt @h0lt.uk · Nov 23
I didn't expect to get mad to the point of shouting at the theater from watching Wicked but here we are...

Magneto was right, Elfaba was right. You don't argue with fascism you fucking kill it.
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Holt @h0lt.uk · Nov 17
I'm stealing this for a quote collection. Would you like credit or no?
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Holt @h0lt.uk · Nov 17
@mattlieb.bsky.social I would like you to be aware of the crimes I am committing against you.

I'm the one with he BH tattoo so I promise it is with love.
An accurate but lacking context quote of the Most Moral comedian Matt Lieb.
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Magnum, T.I.(M.) @hydrationchimp.bsky.social · Nov 17
due to inflation, it now takes three to make a thing go right
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Sage Divinorum 🏳️‍⚧️ @trans.bsky.social · Nov 16
like wtf did you think “adult content” meant??? tax advice??????
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Holt @h0lt.uk · Nov 17
Sex with Hitler has terrible controls and I will not be playing the sequels.
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crimesididntcommit🏳️‍⚧️ @crimesididntcommit.bsky.social · Aug 29
the mona lisa’s smile was because she was getting her dick sucked under there. it’s heavily implied
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emily moonlight @threnody.bsky.social · Nov 16
want some context on rick wilson and the lincoln project? here you go! it’s 4 years old and their “we didn’t get much done, huh” was a lot easier to hide behind 81,000,000 votes for biden.
The Lincoln Project Project - SOME MORE NEWS
YouTube video by Some More News
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