“spooky” halftimbered 🛸
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soft serve, soft core porn, soft rock • he/they • isle of screams; littoral australia. Gentle and forgiving, all the rest is treason • 🏳️🌈🏳️⚧️rights • 🍉
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I've just discovered the most "fake movie in a clumsy Hollywood satire" movie ever, except it happens to be real. The poster is amazing, too, especially that speech bubble.
December 14, 2025 at 9:50 AM
I've just discovered the most "fake movie in a clumsy Hollywood satire" movie ever, except it happens to be real. The poster is amazing, too, especially that speech bubble.
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Today in “Dudes Rock”:
A dude playing Dire Straits’s “Sultans of Swing” guitar solo on…a recorder.
A dude playing Dire Straits’s “Sultans of Swing” guitar solo on…a recorder.
December 12, 2025 at 12:50 AM
Today in “Dudes Rock”:
A dude playing Dire Straits’s “Sultans of Swing” guitar solo on…a recorder.
A dude playing Dire Straits’s “Sultans of Swing” guitar solo on…a recorder.
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An absolute horrific nightmare of two AI bots caught in a loop with each other is the perfect example of the total nothingness of AI “brains”.
December 9, 2025 at 9:09 PM
An absolute horrific nightmare of two AI bots caught in a loop with each other is the perfect example of the total nothingness of AI “brains”.
Listening to a podcast talking about early reviews of “Pay”, calling it a flop as only certain retailers accepted it... The product is just payWave/PayPass but ~on a phone~. It was already widely accepted at literally every shop *outside* of North America?
December 4, 2025 at 6:59 AM
Listening to a podcast talking about early reviews of “Pay”, calling it a flop as only certain retailers accepted it... The product is just payWave/PayPass but ~on a phone~. It was already widely accepted at literally every shop *outside* of North America?
The circus has come to, well, the circus 🤡 🏝️
December 3, 2025 at 11:19 PM
The circus has come to, well, the circus 🤡 🏝️
It’s-a me! The ‘Associate Director at notable consultancy -> regional publican’ pipeline is real, friends
Every day I work at Big Tech I understand this guy more and more
November 30, 2025 at 2:19 AM
It’s-a me! The ‘Associate Director at notable consultancy -> regional publican’ pipeline is real, friends
*robert smith voice* 🎶I’ve been pumping my hog to these pictures of you 🎶
November 29, 2025 at 8:30 AM
*robert smith voice* 🎶I’ve been pumping my hog to these pictures of you 🎶
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With the American military adopting such pointlessly cruel and antagonistic anti-LGBTQ+ policies it’s good to see some other countries are taking the opposite approach.
November 26, 2025 at 10:14 PM
With the American military adopting such pointlessly cruel and antagonistic anti-LGBTQ+ policies it’s good to see some other countries are taking the opposite approach.
Bevan is such an unserious name
November 25, 2025 at 9:51 PM
Bevan is such an unserious name
When I tell you tonight we knew there was a storm front coming
November 23, 2025 at 11:08 AM
When I tell you tonight we knew there was a storm front coming
Okay so this is real and I get it now
November 20, 2025 at 6:22 AM
Okay so this is real and I get it now
Healthcare
CREAM PIES.
November 18, 2025 at 11:45 AM
Healthcare
Good moon tonight:
November 5, 2025 at 8:41 AM
Good moon tonight:
Local island cafe has moved into the kitchen of the local island pub – which is to say literally everyone I know now works in the one place. Convenient? Toxic? Let’s find out
November 2, 2025 at 9:01 AM
Local island cafe has moved into the kitchen of the local island pub – which is to say literally everyone I know now works in the one place. Convenient? Toxic? Let’s find out
I made the teams dress up for trivia last night and I’ve started getting photos and some of them are fantastic
October 29, 2025 at 4:38 AM
I made the teams dress up for trivia last night and I’ve started getting photos and some of them are fantastic
Finally. Lost the five kilos that have plagued me for years. A further gift from the redundancy (and becoming a country barman)
October 27, 2025 at 11:16 AM
Finally. Lost the five kilos that have plagued me for years. A further gift from the redundancy (and becoming a country barman)
This exactly. I can renovate a house, I can stock a keg room, I can restore electronics and speak competently about naval sustainment within the Defence estate. I can sell, build and maintain relationships at a C-suite level. Meanwhile old straight men look on like I’m a dog walking on its hind legs
October 25, 2025 at 9:56 PM
This exactly. I can renovate a house, I can stock a keg room, I can restore electronics and speak competently about naval sustainment within the Defence estate. I can sell, build and maintain relationships at a C-suite level. Meanwhile old straight men look on like I’m a dog walking on its hind legs
Unusually high swell out on the bay today
October 23, 2025 at 5:05 AM
Unusually high swell out on the bay today
I knew medicine was more expensive in the US but $150 to clear up The Clap? $2500 for basic cholesterol meds?? Y’all should be out in the streets rioting like the French
Trump is considering further attacks on global medicine prices, according to Bloomberg.
Australia Institute analysis reveals the exorbitant prices Australians would pay if Trump gets his way.
#auspol
Australia Institute analysis reveals the exorbitant prices Australians would pay if Trump gets his way.
#auspol
October 23, 2025 at 3:59 AM
I knew medicine was more expensive in the US but $150 to clear up The Clap? $2500 for basic cholesterol meds?? Y’all should be out in the streets rioting like the French
First trivia night of the season and technology wasn’t working in my favour. Crowd was good but it threw me off - not enough to truly fuck it but enough to mess with the flow. Better luck for next week; I’m making them dress up for Halloween and answer questions about dicks and fluids. Spooky!
October 21, 2025 at 11:47 AM
First trivia night of the season and technology wasn’t working in my favour. Crowd was good but it threw me off - not enough to truly fuck it but enough to mess with the flow. Better luck for next week; I’m making them dress up for Halloween and answer questions about dicks and fluids. Spooky!
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Australia, Japan, Canada, S Korea etc (and the middle income countries) should be talking to the EU about turning the EMA into the global medicines agency that we help fund asap because these people are insane and will kill millions.
RFK Jr: We need to stop trusting the experts... Trusting the experts is not a feature of science or democracy, it's a feature of religion and totalitarianism.
October 17, 2025 at 5:16 AM
Australia, Japan, Canada, S Korea etc (and the middle income countries) should be talking to the EU about turning the EMA into the global medicines agency that we help fund asap because these people are insane and will kill millions.
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What's Shakin...??? I'm Tina Taranova
October 10, 2025 at 3:36 PM
What's Shakin...??? I'm Tina Taranova
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Americans love to mock the French as pussies but I can guarantee you if masked federal agents were disappearing journalists they would have 18-wheelers blocking every highway and protests throughout Paris
October 10, 2025 at 6:49 PM
Americans love to mock the French as pussies but I can guarantee you if masked federal agents were disappearing journalists they would have 18-wheelers blocking every highway and protests throughout Paris
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Australian citizens have the right to return to Australia. Calling them 'Isis brides' does not change the law. They are Australian.
October 7, 2025 at 12:54 AM
Australian citizens have the right to return to Australia. Calling them 'Isis brides' does not change the law. They are Australian.