Jenni Halpin
@halpin.bsky.social
Literature professor without a literature program. Teaching composition and having OPINIONS about uses of "AI." Scholar of literature and science.
Trying to feel hope and practice usefulness in these present times.
She/her.
Trying to feel hope and practice usefulness in these present times.
She/her.
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A book is not a luxury item.
(It can be, but so can food.)
Books are both amazing and cheap.
After all my years, I'm still thrilled by a new book.
Even a bad book is full of potential before you read it.
Read* more books. You'll see what the fuss is all about.
[*read paper or screen or listen]
(It can be, but so can food.)
Books are both amazing and cheap.
After all my years, I'm still thrilled by a new book.
Even a bad book is full of potential before you read it.
Read* more books. You'll see what the fuss is all about.
[*read paper or screen or listen]
November 27, 2025 at 12:14 AM
A book is not a luxury item.
(It can be, but so can food.)
Books are both amazing and cheap.
After all my years, I'm still thrilled by a new book.
Even a bad book is full of potential before you read it.
Read* more books. You'll see what the fuss is all about.
[*read paper or screen or listen]
(It can be, but so can food.)
Books are both amazing and cheap.
After all my years, I'm still thrilled by a new book.
Even a bad book is full of potential before you read it.
Read* more books. You'll see what the fuss is all about.
[*read paper or screen or listen]
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Journalist challenge: Use “Machine Learning” when you mean machine learning and “LLM” when you mean LLM. Ditch “AI” as a catch-all term, it’s not useful for readers and it helps companies trying to confuse the public by obscuring the roles played by different technologies. 🧪
November 22, 2025 at 4:50 PM
Journalist challenge: Use “Machine Learning” when you mean machine learning and “LLM” when you mean LLM. Ditch “AI” as a catch-all term, it’s not useful for readers and it helps companies trying to confuse the public by obscuring the roles played by different technologies. 🧪
4 students attended my 10 am class.
2 attended my 11 am class.
I had a lunch break through the noon hour.
No students are yet present for my 1 pm class.
If this is a pattern, what has to happen to count attendance at my 2 pm class at -2?
2 attended my 11 am class.
I had a lunch break through the noon hour.
No students are yet present for my 1 pm class.
If this is a pattern, what has to happen to count attendance at my 2 pm class at -2?
November 21, 2025 at 5:58 PM
4 students attended my 10 am class.
2 attended my 11 am class.
I had a lunch break through the noon hour.
No students are yet present for my 1 pm class.
If this is a pattern, what has to happen to count attendance at my 2 pm class at -2?
2 attended my 11 am class.
I had a lunch break through the noon hour.
No students are yet present for my 1 pm class.
If this is a pattern, what has to happen to count attendance at my 2 pm class at -2?
Help Adele and Lloyd make this an excellent event by submitting your abstracts! Due this week.
📣 CFP British Society for Literature and Science Winter Symposium 2026 -- "Alternate Histories of the Body"
I'm very excited to be organising this together with Lloyd Maedhbh Houston! 🥳 Send us your abstracts by November 21! #academicsky #callforpapers #literatureandscience
I'm very excited to be organising this together with Lloyd Maedhbh Houston! 🥳 Send us your abstracts by November 21! #academicsky #callforpapers #literatureandscience
Call for Papers – BSLS Winter Symposium January 30th 2026: Alternate Histories of the Body – The British Society for Literature and Science
www.bsls.ac.uk
November 17, 2025 at 7:18 PM
Help Adele and Lloyd make this an excellent event by submitting your abstracts! Due this week.
CFP for this week
Call for Papers – BSLS Winter Symposium 2026: Alternate Histories of the Body.
30th January 2026.
See full CfP here: www.bsls.ac.uk/2025/10/call...
30th January 2026.
See full CfP here: www.bsls.ac.uk/2025/10/call...
Call for Papers – BSLS Winter Symposium January 30th 2026: Alternate Histories of the Body – The British Society for Literature and Science
www.bsls.ac.uk
November 17, 2025 at 7:16 PM
CFP for this week
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Some thoughts on why OpenAI et Al should be held accountable for all of the slop that comes out of their systems.
As they say "Let's think this through step by step"
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November 17, 2025 at 3:03 PM
Some thoughts on why OpenAI et Al should be held accountable for all of the slop that comes out of their systems.
One of my students has just expressed surprise that there is an essay due today.
We have been working on it for the past month, and today's class is in the syllabus as an open work day to finalize the draft.
I guess I am not the only one having a heck of a Monday.
We have been working on it for the past month, and today's class is in the syllabus as an open work day to finalize the draft.
I guess I am not the only one having a heck of a Monday.
November 17, 2025 at 6:11 PM
One of my students has just expressed surprise that there is an essay due today.
We have been working on it for the past month, and today's class is in the syllabus as an open work day to finalize the draft.
I guess I am not the only one having a heck of a Monday.
We have been working on it for the past month, and today's class is in the syllabus as an open work day to finalize the draft.
I guess I am not the only one having a heck of a Monday.
Not yet 8 a.m.
Already on Plan C.
A very Monday Monday.
Already on Plan C.
A very Monday Monday.
November 17, 2025 at 12:26 PM
Not yet 8 a.m.
Already on Plan C.
A very Monday Monday.
Already on Plan C.
A very Monday Monday.
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Unable to muster a reason not to, for the second time this week, go to bed before 7 p.m.
(It's 5:40 and I am exhausted. Also a bit loopy, as "the sun has gone to bed and so must I" is earworming me despite there still being light in the west.)
Goodnight, Skyline.
(It's 5:40 and I am exhausted. Also a bit loopy, as "the sun has gone to bed and so must I" is earworming me despite there still being light in the west.)
Goodnight, Skyline.
November 14, 2025 at 10:41 PM
Unable to muster a reason not to, for the second time this week, go to bed before 7 p.m.
(It's 5:40 and I am exhausted. Also a bit loopy, as "the sun has gone to bed and so must I" is earworming me despite there still being light in the west.)
Goodnight, Skyline.
(It's 5:40 and I am exhausted. Also a bit loopy, as "the sun has gone to bed and so must I" is earworming me despite there still being light in the west.)
Goodnight, Skyline.
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Hoping this helps our colleagues across the industry
November 5, 2025 at 1:01 PM
Hoping this helps our colleagues across the industry
Today I got to read part of a draft of a doctoral dissertation. It's a privilege to offer thoughts on the work in progress and a gift to be so beautifully reminded of the intricacies of long-form scholarship.
November 12, 2025 at 11:25 PM
Today I got to read part of a draft of a doctoral dissertation. It's a privilege to offer thoughts on the work in progress and a gift to be so beautifully reminded of the intricacies of long-form scholarship.
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📣 CFP British Society for Literature and Science Winter Symposium 2026 -- "Alternate Histories of the Body"
I'm very excited to be organising this together with Lloyd Maedhbh Houston! 🥳 Send us your abstracts by November 21! #academicsky #callforpapers #literatureandscience
I'm very excited to be organising this together with Lloyd Maedhbh Houston! 🥳 Send us your abstracts by November 21! #academicsky #callforpapers #literatureandscience
Call for Papers – BSLS Winter Symposium January 30th 2026: Alternate Histories of the Body – The British Society for Literature and Science
www.bsls.ac.uk
October 14, 2025 at 2:07 PM
📣 CFP British Society for Literature and Science Winter Symposium 2026 -- "Alternate Histories of the Body"
I'm very excited to be organising this together with Lloyd Maedhbh Houston! 🥳 Send us your abstracts by November 21! #academicsky #callforpapers #literatureandscience
I'm very excited to be organising this together with Lloyd Maedhbh Houston! 🥳 Send us your abstracts by November 21! #academicsky #callforpapers #literatureandscience
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Happy birthday to the only two women with elements named after them on the periodic table: #MarieCurie & #LiseMeitner.
As I do every year, I will once again repeat my proposal that November 7 should be International #WomenInSTEM Day!
#histSTM #chemistry #physics
#OnThisDay #OTD #PeriodicTable👩🔬🗃️📜
As I do every year, I will once again repeat my proposal that November 7 should be International #WomenInSTEM Day!
#histSTM #chemistry #physics
#OnThisDay #OTD #PeriodicTable👩🔬🗃️📜
November 7, 2025 at 2:29 PM
Happy birthday to the only two women with elements named after them on the periodic table: #MarieCurie & #LiseMeitner.
As I do every year, I will once again repeat my proposal that November 7 should be International #WomenInSTEM Day!
#histSTM #chemistry #physics
#OnThisDay #OTD #PeriodicTable👩🔬🗃️📜
As I do every year, I will once again repeat my proposal that November 7 should be International #WomenInSTEM Day!
#histSTM #chemistry #physics
#OnThisDay #OTD #PeriodicTable👩🔬🗃️📜
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Know your subgenres,
Cracking open a cold one with the fellas: buddy comedy
Cracking open fellas with the Cold One: dark fantasy
Cracking open one fella with a cold: medical drama
A cold open with one cracking fella: sitcom
One cold fella with the open crack: public solo porn in winter
Cracking open a cold one with the fellas: buddy comedy
Cracking open fellas with the Cold One: dark fantasy
Cracking open one fella with a cold: medical drama
A cold open with one cracking fella: sitcom
One cold fella with the open crack: public solo porn in winter
November 1, 2025 at 11:54 PM
Know your subgenres,
Cracking open a cold one with the fellas: buddy comedy
Cracking open fellas with the Cold One: dark fantasy
Cracking open one fella with a cold: medical drama
A cold open with one cracking fella: sitcom
One cold fella with the open crack: public solo porn in winter
Cracking open a cold one with the fellas: buddy comedy
Cracking open fellas with the Cold One: dark fantasy
Cracking open one fella with a cold: medical drama
A cold open with one cracking fella: sitcom
One cold fella with the open crack: public solo porn in winter
Please check the alt text on your GIFs. "Green muppet in a trash can" isn't as useful as "Oscar the Grouch in his trash can," or, better yet, "Oscar the Grouch, a green muppet, in his trash can."
Relatedly: I'm about to be unfollowing in reaction to posts that I don't understand adequately.
Relatedly: I'm about to be unfollowing in reaction to posts that I don't understand adequately.
November 3, 2025 at 6:35 PM
Please check the alt text on your GIFs. "Green muppet in a trash can" isn't as useful as "Oscar the Grouch in his trash can," or, better yet, "Oscar the Grouch, a green muppet, in his trash can."
Relatedly: I'm about to be unfollowing in reaction to posts that I don't understand adequately.
Relatedly: I'm about to be unfollowing in reaction to posts that I don't understand adequately.
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"I DON'T NEED YOU TO FUCKING REWRITE WHAT I'VE JUST WRITTEN!"
October 28, 2025 at 10:46 AM
"I DON'T NEED YOU TO FUCKING REWRITE WHAT I'VE JUST WRITTEN!"
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Call for Papers – BSLS Winter Symposium 2026: Alternate Histories of the Body.
30th January 2026.
See full CfP here: www.bsls.ac.uk/2025/10/call...
30th January 2026.
See full CfP here: www.bsls.ac.uk/2025/10/call...
Call for Papers – BSLS Winter Symposium January 30th 2026: Alternate Histories of the Body – The British Society for Literature and Science
www.bsls.ac.uk
October 14, 2025 at 12:47 PM
Call for Papers – BSLS Winter Symposium 2026: Alternate Histories of the Body.
30th January 2026.
See full CfP here: www.bsls.ac.uk/2025/10/call...
30th January 2026.
See full CfP here: www.bsls.ac.uk/2025/10/call...
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Let nothing be called natural in an age of bloody confusion, ordered disorder, planned caprice, and dehumanised humanity, lest all things be held unalterable!
- Brecht
- Brecht
October 9, 2025 at 6:06 PM
Let nothing be called natural in an age of bloody confusion, ordered disorder, planned caprice, and dehumanised humanity, lest all things be held unalterable!
- Brecht
- Brecht
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Don’t know who needs to hear this but…an increase in class enrollment caps without an increase in teaching staff is an increase in production without commensurate pay.
I.e. it’s a pay cut.
Pass it on.
I.e. it’s a pay cut.
Pass it on.
October 2, 2025 at 11:23 PM
Don’t know who needs to hear this but…an increase in class enrollment caps without an increase in teaching staff is an increase in production without commensurate pay.
I.e. it’s a pay cut.
Pass it on.
I.e. it’s a pay cut.
Pass it on.
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In 1990, Soviet/Georgian painter and sculptor and painter Zurab Tsereteli presented this bronze sculpture to the United Nations to commemorate the signing of the unprecedented 1987 INF Treaty. Titled “Good Defeats Evil,” it sits in a garden outside the UN headquarters building in New York City.
September 26, 2025 at 2:37 PM
In 1990, Soviet/Georgian painter and sculptor and painter Zurab Tsereteli presented this bronze sculpture to the United Nations to commemorate the signing of the unprecedented 1987 INF Treaty. Titled “Good Defeats Evil,” it sits in a garden outside the UN headquarters building in New York City.
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Happy Stanislav Yevgrafovich Petrov Saves the World Day, everybody.
42 years ago today, Lt. Col. Petrov prevented an accidental nuclear war.
en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Stanisl...
42 years ago today, Lt. Col. Petrov prevented an accidental nuclear war.
en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Stanisl...
Stanislav Petrov - Wikipedia
en.wikipedia.org
September 26, 2025 at 12:59 PM
Happy Stanislav Yevgrafovich Petrov Saves the World Day, everybody.
42 years ago today, Lt. Col. Petrov prevented an accidental nuclear war.
en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Stanisl...
42 years ago today, Lt. Col. Petrov prevented an accidental nuclear war.
en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Stanisl...
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The paperback edition of IMAGINING AI is here! I held it for the first time last week, when I was invited to speak at the @wto.org Public Forum in Geneva. Half the price of the hardback one! global.oup.com/academic/pro...
September 22, 2025 at 1:20 PM
The paperback edition of IMAGINING AI is here! I held it for the first time last week, when I was invited to speak at the @wto.org Public Forum in Geneva. Half the price of the hardback one! global.oup.com/academic/pro...
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CfP: BSLS Annual Conference 2026
The twenty-first annual conference of the British Society for Literature and Science will take place at the University of Strathclyde, on 9th-11th April 2026 (in person).
Details including CfP here: bsls.ac.uk/conference20...
The twenty-first annual conference of the British Society for Literature and Science will take place at the University of Strathclyde, on 9th-11th April 2026 (in person).
Details including CfP here: bsls.ac.uk/conference20...
Conference 2026 – Strathclyde – The British Society for Literature and Science
bsls.ac.uk
September 17, 2025 at 11:33 AM
CfP: BSLS Annual Conference 2026
The twenty-first annual conference of the British Society for Literature and Science will take place at the University of Strathclyde, on 9th-11th April 2026 (in person).
Details including CfP here: bsls.ac.uk/conference20...
The twenty-first annual conference of the British Society for Literature and Science will take place at the University of Strathclyde, on 9th-11th April 2026 (in person).
Details including CfP here: bsls.ac.uk/conference20...
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My essay "REWRITING THE OLD DISABILITY SCRIPT" is featured in WE WILL RISE AGAIN: Speculative Stories and Essays on Protest, Resistance and Hope, out from @sagapressbooks on December 2nd. You can preorder (just in time for holiday gift giving!) now at www.simonandschuster.com/books/We-Wil...
September 12, 2025 at 4:53 PM
My essay "REWRITING THE OLD DISABILITY SCRIPT" is featured in WE WILL RISE AGAIN: Speculative Stories and Essays on Protest, Resistance and Hope, out from @sagapressbooks on December 2nd. You can preorder (just in time for holiday gift giving!) now at www.simonandschuster.com/books/We-Wil...