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The dog ate my bio.
I remember this game.
Breaking: Tragedy at the Winter Olympics
February 8, 2026 at 6:02 PM
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JD Vance could go to space and he would be booed by any life out there
February 6, 2026 at 10:09 PM
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If Jeff Bezos could afford to spend $75 million on the Melania movie & $500 million for a yacht to sail off to his $55 million wedding to give his wife a $5 million ring, please don't tell me he needed to fire one-third of the Washington Post staff.

Democracy dies in oligarchy.
February 5, 2026 at 12:16 AM
I fully support this kind of protest against the use of AI. That slop has no business being in an art gallery, EVER!
www.thenation.com/article/soci...
January 23, 2026 at 6:26 AM
I missed it this year. Aw, nuts! 🥜🌰
Squirrel Appreciation Day is almost here! 21 January every year!
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#SquirrelScrolling #sqrlpix
January 22, 2026 at 8:14 AM
Girl boss. 💅🏼
If you're looking for a sign to switch careers: this is the sign.
January 18, 2026 at 3:06 AM
Does anyone else remember exactly where they were & what they were doing as the events of Jan. 6, 2021 unfolded? I do. It's similar to the feeling I get when I recall the attacks on Sept. 11, 2001.

I remember being at work, watching the live feed from the Capitol & being horrified.
January 6, 2026 at 9:41 PM
(Laughs in early January birthday.)
December 24, 2025 at 12:05 AM
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APHA's Executive Director, Dr. Georges C. Benjamin, MD, was named one of 54 Most Influential People Shaping Healthcare Policy by Washingtonian magazine. We appreciate Dr. Benjamin's commitment to advocating for policies to improve public health.
vist.ly/4jan2
December 20, 2025 at 7:00 PM
I would unironically watch these! 😆🎄
Webster is fired from the library.

Depressed on Christmas Eve, he climbs the town bridge.

Merriam arrives & shows him what the world would have been like without him.

His faith restored, he gets off the bridge and kisses her.

- "A Merriam Little Christmas 3: Unabridged Ed."
Merriam quits the high-stakes world of lexicography to teach at a college in Springfield, MA…where Webster just became the head librarian.

She shows him that ‘love’ isn’t that hard to find…if you know where to look it up.

“A Merriam Little Christmas 2: Collegiate Edition.”
December 19, 2025 at 3:15 AM
There's already enough garbage on the Internet. Nobody wants your slop.
generating AI videos & sharing them is a type of littering
December 15, 2025 at 8:19 AM
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die-hard | adjective | strongly or fanatically determined or devoted

Die Hard | noun | a Christmas movie
December 7, 2025 at 3:10 PM
I had the pleasure of working with Jacqueline. Great piece!
apha.org APHA @apha.org · Dec 4
What are you passionate about? MPH student Jacqueline Miller shares her love of art for art and how most of our passions can be used to make a meaningful difference through a career in public health:
www.educationandcareernews.com/careers-in-h...
Improving the Public’s Health While Applying Your Passion
What are you passionate about? More likely than not, you can apply your passion to a rewarding career in public health!
www.educationandcareernews.com
December 4, 2025 at 9:50 PM
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Ok, but how are the robots going to feel when they find out ‘robot’ comes from the Czech word ‘robota’ which means “forced labor”??
November 14, 2025 at 8:18 PM
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Jamaica and Cuba will need help to recover from the devastation of Hurricane Melissa. Unfortunately, climate change is making extreme weather events more common. To help those most impacted by the storm, consider a donation to the Red Cross or other relief organization. vist.ly/4c7bi
October 29, 2025 at 8:43 PM
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October 23, 2025 at 1:15 AM
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folks can complain about the effectiveness of scheduled orderly mass protest but to think about it another way its the closest thing we have to the opening scene of A Muppet Christmas Carol where all the muppets sing "there goes Mr. Dipshit, there goes Mr. Ass" to Scrooge and it clearly bothered him
October 18, 2025 at 5:30 PM
I fear uncertainty. I worry about every aspect of my life but somehow power through.

I really need to tell myself this right now. Sorry to vague-post; I'm just really scared.
October 17, 2025 at 6:29 PM
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You gotta give ‘em hop.
October 13, 2025 at 1:32 PM
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DYK? More than a third of chronic illnesses and developmental challenges in kids are caused by environmental factors, and their impacts aren't distributed equally. This #CEHDay, let's focus on building a healthier, safer, more equitable future for all children: cehday.org
Children's Environmental Health Day
Healthy environments for all kids!
cehday.org
October 9, 2025 at 4:18 PM
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Mr. Trump said "We could have much better health care than we have right now."

No kidding.

20+ million will see their premiums double. 15 million thrown off health care entirely.

Pres. Trump, in case you didn’t know, this is what the shutdown is about.

End your health care cuts.
October 6, 2025 at 11:40 PM
It was a beautiful evening and I got to spend it with friends of the two- and four-legged kind enjoying pizza and beer in Baltimore before taking a nice walk to get ice cream. We were walking along an overpass over some train tracks and I decided to 📸!
August 31, 2025 at 12:37 AM
Can you ✨imagine✨ his outrage?! The stress might finally do him in.
The fun would be watching Chump's reaction to it. 🤯

#ReleaseTheEPSTEIN_Files
August 30, 2025 at 5:03 AM
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July 12, 2025 at 3:01 PM