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@hammerthewise.bsky.social
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Hago hilos probando cosas nuevas o hablando de las que ya me gustan, igual que siempre, pero ahora en Bluesky. Repositorio de hilos de Twitter: https://right-barber-294.notion.site/13d4c49118ec8047861bf08f3e970161?v=a53fb80c960444d198637d46b798a556
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hammerthewise.bsky.social
Mi hilo de hilos, la ruta a todo hilo que haga en esta red social en el pasado y en el futuro. Pasen, lean y relájense.
a cat is laying on top of a pink bear
ALT: a cat is laying on top of a pink bear
media.tenor.com
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vriderch.bsky.social
Me whenever someone decides to be a cheeky f*ck online:
"Open hostilities detected. Preparing excessively disproportionate countermeasures."
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scarylawyerguy.bsky.social
If Joe Biden was unable to close an umbrella there would have been +/- 1,000 think pieces in the newspapers of America questioning whether he was capable of discharging the duties of the office of President of the United States.
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Trump gets some help closing his umbrella while boarding Air Force One
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brandonfriedman.bsky.social
This is great. Normally, with U.S. press, when a Republican lies, they go, "well, we'll have to leave it there because I want to move on."

In this case, however, Vance lies and Stephanopoulos is immediately, "into the trebuchet, my dude."
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STEPHANOPOULOS: I didn't insinuate anything. I asked you whether Tom Homan accepted $50k as was heard on an audio tape recorded by the FBI in September 2024. You did not answer the question. Thank you for your time.

VANCE: No, George, I sai--

STEPHANOPOULOS: We'll be right back
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juniorhoncho.bsky.social
SPOCK: you are being.. highly illogical

ME (WATCHING TV): ok he's got you there kirk

KIRK: but mr spock, mankind did not, endeavor to, reach out and, touch the stars, armed only with, cold hard logic, but driven, by our passionate impulsive, illogical humanity

ME: hey yeah fuck you spock
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littleevil0ne.bsky.social
✨️🍎Apple Cinnamon Fairy🍎✨️
#myart #Halloween #Halloweenart #art
A freckled fairy in a cream outfit with apple slice wings sits on one of the three apples surrounding her.  Cinnamon sticks run through the apple pile trailed by Cinnamon dust and stars. Content warning for self harm scars
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msbtterswrth.altgov.info
Hot off the presses! If you need a bigger size to print your stickers let me know!
The Portland frog as a founding father, surround by the words "give me ribberty or give me death"
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mleelunsford.com
Here's where I'd put some other guys
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mleelunsford.com
I've made this scale to help people out during this holiday season
a scale of Dracula to Not Dracula going from right to left: Dracula (Dracula), Count Orlok (Legally Distinct Dracula), Drake from Blade Trinity (Might Be Dracula), Vlad the Poker (Probably Not Dracula, and Morbius (Not Dracula)
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marysuesays.bsky.social
I can't believe it took me this long to remember this gif exists (from the show Amphibia which is on the Disney+ )
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dieworkwear.bsky.social
really can't imagine bopping my head to a song called "i hate asian immigrants" and then putting my asian immigrant hands on my asian immigrant hips 30 years later and asking the artist, "so you're against asian immigrants?"
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dieworkwear.bsky.social
"Without a Face" (1996) is literally about the hardships undocumented immigrants go through, so it's not surprising Morello is against sending federal troops to protect ICE and deport immigrants.

The first lyric: "Got no card so I got no soul."
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dieworkwear.bsky.social
seems like a non-insignificant percentage of rage against the machine's fanbase are young republican men driving SUVs bopping their head to anti-oil, pro-immigrant songs thinking the lyrics are about how they wish their suburban parents would get off their back
Tom Morello tweets: "Fascinating that all those “don’t tread on me” posers and their AR-15’s are nowhere to be seen and government tyranny is instead being opposed by a guy in an inflatable frog suit."

Someone named Manny replies: "@grok
 why do some people say Tom Morello and band mates are RAGE FOR THE MACHINE and not against ?"
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lookitup.baby
Boss, we’ve got a problem. Users don’t want this stuff! They keep wanting to turn it off, even when we keep turning it back on!

Boss: I have an idea
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victormaury.bsky.social
Heroes in a Half Shell
MTG // TMNT
AD: Merideth Mulroney

Was a real blast to paint these guys B)
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