Hangman's Elm 🌳🍁🌴
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This post is impeachable all on its own. Fuck anyone who still supports this vile vitriolic cretin. They are all devoutly un-American, are enemies to basic human decency, and they deserve your disdain every day of their hateful, ignorant lives.
Donald Trump finally posts a Thanksgiving message — and uses it to call Governor Tim Walz “seriously retarded.”
November 28, 2025 at 5:22 AM
This post is impeachable all on its own. Fuck anyone who still supports this vile vitriolic cretin. They are all devoutly un-American, are enemies to basic human decency, and they deserve your disdain every day of their hateful, ignorant lives.
All the men who say "Sabrina Carpenter just isn't attractive" clearly haven't seen her SNL performance.
November 28, 2025 at 4:30 AM
All the men who say "Sabrina Carpenter just isn't attractive" clearly haven't seen her SNL performance.
There's a reason Trump constantly screeches about companies *promising* to invest trillions in the US, rather than pointing to *actual data*.
Investment in new factories in the US:
~ flatlined under Trump1
+ trebled under Biden, and is
- falling under Trump2
Investment in new factories in the US:
~ flatlined under Trump1
+ trebled under Biden, and is
- falling under Trump2
November 27, 2025 at 5:56 PM
There's a reason Trump constantly screeches about companies *promising* to invest trillions in the US, rather than pointing to *actual data*.
Investment in new factories in the US:
~ flatlined under Trump1
+ trebled under Biden, and is
- falling under Trump2
Investment in new factories in the US:
~ flatlined under Trump1
+ trebled under Biden, and is
- falling under Trump2
I'm curious whether left-NIMBYs feel any kind of embarrassment that their "YIMBYs are funded by developers" articles keep getting used by homeowners to fight upzoning in my very wealthy¹ very blue community.
(¹ median income $160k, median home $1.2m, median rent $2k, voted Kamala 85%)
(¹ median income $160k, median home $1.2m, median rent $2k, voted Kamala 85%)
November 27, 2025 at 3:16 AM
I'm curious whether left-NIMBYs feel any kind of embarrassment that their "YIMBYs are funded by developers" articles keep getting used by homeowners to fight upzoning in my very wealthy¹ very blue community.
(¹ median income $160k, median home $1.2m, median rent $2k, voted Kamala 85%)
(¹ median income $160k, median home $1.2m, median rent $2k, voted Kamala 85%)
If you get brought to a country under a refugee visa, and then the government changes its policy, revokes your visa, and intends to deport you to a country where you are highly likely to be murdered...
... then I think you are morally justified in committing violence against that government.
... then I think you are morally justified in committing violence against that government.
November 27, 2025 at 2:32 AM
If you get brought to a country under a refugee visa, and then the government changes its policy, revokes your visa, and intends to deport you to a country where you are highly likely to be murdered...
... then I think you are morally justified in committing violence against that government.
... then I think you are morally justified in committing violence against that government.
Is it "refer to her as daddy" or "call up her daddy on the phone"?
November 27, 2025 at 2:00 AM
Is it "refer to her as daddy" or "call up her daddy on the phone"?
[Guy who owns multiple pieces of merch from a politician who openly campaigned on "lock her up"]: "THE DEMONCRATS PROSECUTED THEIR POLITICAL OPPONENTS!"
November 26, 2025 at 11:03 PM
[Guy who owns multiple pieces of merch from a politician who openly campaigned on "lock her up"]: "THE DEMONCRATS PROSECUTED THEIR POLITICAL OPPONENTS!"
The South really was a rural fucking backwater when they tried to pick a fight with the greatest nation in the history of humanity.
November 26, 2025 at 7:09 AM
The South really was a rural fucking backwater when they tried to pick a fight with the greatest nation in the history of humanity.
Despite the professional cost, I'm no longer on Twitter because it is a nazi site being manipulated by a billionaire who has hideous beliefs and close proximity to the white house.
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November 23, 2025 at 4:23 PM
Despite the professional cost, I'm no longer on Twitter because it is a nazi site being manipulated by a billionaire who has hideous beliefs and close proximity to the white house.
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November 22, 2025 at 4:29 AM
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Maybe Trump is being nice to Mamdani because he thinks he's underage.
November 22, 2025 at 2:47 AM
Maybe Trump is being nice to Mamdani because he thinks he's underage.
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It's not that deep. Mamdani is smart, charismatic and charming, while Trump is an easily-manipulated dumbass who just echoes whoever he spoke to last.
November 21, 2025 at 9:09 PM
It's not that deep. Mamdani is smart, charismatic and charming, while Trump is an easily-manipulated dumbass who just echoes whoever he spoke to last.
God William Cronon's writing is so brilliant.
He pretty much opens Nature's Metropolis by saying "I know commodity markets are boring, but interested in them not because I'm a pervert but because they shape our natural world" lmao.
He pretty much opens Nature's Metropolis by saying "I know commodity markets are boring, but interested in them not because I'm a pervert but because they shape our natural world" lmao.
November 20, 2025 at 4:18 AM
God William Cronon's writing is so brilliant.
He pretty much opens Nature's Metropolis by saying "I know commodity markets are boring, but interested in them not because I'm a pervert but because they shape our natural world" lmao.
He pretty much opens Nature's Metropolis by saying "I know commodity markets are boring, but interested in them not because I'm a pervert but because they shape our natural world" lmao.
Does it bother anyone else that our pedophile president has the intelligence of a teapot?
Love 2 go to the doctor and not know what body part they’re analyzing
November 15, 2025 at 2:44 AM
Does it bother anyone else that our pedophile president has the intelligence of a teapot?
Private ownership and private consumption of natural resources are shoplifting from nature.
Exclusive and untaxed landownership is shoplifting from nature.
Exclusive and untaxed landownership is shoplifting from nature.
I'm going to find a way to use "shoplifting from nature" in future
November 13, 2025 at 10:41 PM
Private ownership and private consumption of natural resources are shoplifting from nature.
Exclusive and untaxed landownership is shoplifting from nature.
Exclusive and untaxed landownership is shoplifting from nature.
It's crazy that "every accusation is a confession" includes when they said our elites were running a pedophile ring.
November 13, 2025 at 5:47 AM
It's crazy that "every accusation is a confession" includes when they said our elites were running a pedophile ring.
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More seriously it’s at least a little funny that the people who would most likely reject the concept of emotional intelligence have been getting conned for a decade by a man whose emotional intelligence is very high but would be a cretin by their own definition of intelligence.
November 13, 2025 at 3:55 AM
More seriously it’s at least a little funny that the people who would most likely reject the concept of emotional intelligence have been getting conned for a decade by a man whose emotional intelligence is very high but would be a cretin by their own definition of intelligence.
We learned absolutely nothing from the Catholic Church scandals, the Weinstein scandal, Penn State, etc etc etc.
The notion abusers need to resort to conspiracies and subterfuge is more comforting than the truth that many people will readily look the other way when confronted with sexual violence if doing otherwise would even slightly inconvenience them
Pizzagate: If you replace the word “hot dog” with “little boy” and “pizza party” with “child sex orgy,” you will see the lengths these elites go to cover up their crimes.
Real elite emails: Send me nude pictures of those 8th graders we abused last weekend post-haste! I am the Ambassador to Turkey.
Real elite emails: Send me nude pictures of those 8th graders we abused last weekend post-haste! I am the Ambassador to Turkey.
November 13, 2025 at 2:59 AM
We learned absolutely nothing from the Catholic Church scandals, the Weinstein scandal, Penn State, etc etc etc.
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Folks have been telling me they’ve noticed I’ve gotten “a lot more political” on social media this year.
Of course I have.
The circumstances have gotten nightmarishly worse, and the consequences of inaction and staying silent infinitely more obvious.
Everyone needs to get “a lot more political.”
Of course I have.
The circumstances have gotten nightmarishly worse, and the consequences of inaction and staying silent infinitely more obvious.
Everyone needs to get “a lot more political.”
November 11, 2025 at 5:02 PM
Folks have been telling me they’ve noticed I’ve gotten “a lot more political” on social media this year.
Of course I have.
The circumstances have gotten nightmarishly worse, and the consequences of inaction and staying silent infinitely more obvious.
Everyone needs to get “a lot more political.”
Of course I have.
The circumstances have gotten nightmarishly worse, and the consequences of inaction and staying silent infinitely more obvious.
Everyone needs to get “a lot more political.”
Assuming my face hasn't been eaten first, it is going to be incredibly satisfying to watch Ben Shapiro's face be eaten by the tigers he nurtured and protected for a decade.
November 12, 2025 at 1:07 AM
Assuming my face hasn't been eaten first, it is going to be incredibly satisfying to watch Ben Shapiro's face be eaten by the tigers he nurtured and protected for a decade.
Political scientists need to explain to the Democrat electeds how they, as ostensible believers in a liberal democratic society, are supposed to operate when the other party is Pure Evil and a third of the country is Into That Sort Of Thing.
November 11, 2025 at 6:34 AM
Political scientists need to explain to the Democrat electeds how they, as ostensible believers in a liberal democratic society, are supposed to operate when the other party is Pure Evil and a third of the country is Into That Sort Of Thing.
We are going to do American Nuremberg, and we are going to do it in Trump Tower New York (newly renamed to "The People's Tower").
He said that the agents would throw food at them to eat. The agents threatened to withhold food for a week and to beat him up if he didn't sign deportation papers. He said he saw others refuse and get beaten/receive no food. He signed because he was afraid.
November 7, 2025 at 6:34 PM
We are going to do American Nuremberg, and we are going to do it in Trump Tower New York (newly renamed to "The People's Tower").
Filibuster? I hardly even know her!
November 7, 2025 at 6:22 PM
Filibuster? I hardly even know her!
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It’s hard to believe but there was a cartoon about an immigrant mouse and it was seen as totally fine and not controversial and not woke because it was an aspirational and nice thing about America that people could come here and find a better life
November 5, 2025 at 9:08 PM
It’s hard to believe but there was a cartoon about an immigrant mouse and it was seen as totally fine and not controversial and not woke because it was an aspirational and nice thing about America that people could come here and find a better life
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Google Maps is a more impressive achievement than any given physical wonder of the world, in my opinion.
November 6, 2025 at 3:38 AM
Google Maps is a more impressive achievement than any given physical wonder of the world, in my opinion.