✨hauntedtoasters✨
@hauntedtoasters.bsky.social
she/they
a bird that writes.
tech support class (charisma build)
a bird that writes.
tech support class (charisma build)
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There are many reasons to hate on generative AI and large language models but my personal #1 reason is gen AI marketing appropriating the sparkle emoji.
It's blatant erasure of sarcastic bitch culture and I won't stand for it.
It's blatant erasure of sarcastic bitch culture and I won't stand for it.
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Napoleon Sexies
Spouse
France, Bas-Rhin, Parish and Civil Registration, 1525-1912
Spouse
France, Bas-Rhin, Parish and Civil Registration, 1525-1912
December 6, 2025 at 2:14 PM
Napoleon Sexies
Spouse
France, Bas-Rhin, Parish and Civil Registration, 1525-1912
Spouse
France, Bas-Rhin, Parish and Civil Registration, 1525-1912
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I don’t like the whole “girl math/dinner/whatever” thing and I feel the same about “gays can’t do math,” which just appeared in the queer romance I’m reading. Get the fuck out. Don’t disrespect Alan Turing like that
December 6, 2025 at 2:13 PM
I don’t like the whole “girl math/dinner/whatever” thing and I feel the same about “gays can’t do math,” which just appeared in the queer romance I’m reading. Get the fuck out. Don’t disrespect Alan Turing like that
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“And what is the charge? Eating a seal? A succulent Chinese seal? GET YOUR HANDS OFF MY PENIS!”
December 6, 2025 at 12:38 PM
“And what is the charge? Eating a seal? A succulent Chinese seal? GET YOUR HANDS OFF MY PENIS!”
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yyyyyeeeaaahhhh boyyyyy
Today is Sextidi the 16th of Frimaire in the year 234.
Frimaire is the month of frost.
Today we celebrate gorse.#JacobinDay
More information on gorse
Frimaire is the month of frost.
Today we celebrate gorse.#JacobinDay
More information on gorse
December 5, 2025 at 11:00 PM
yyyyyeeeaaahhhh boyyyyy
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Goodemorning Gonzobongos! Donot yu think my wiskars looke extra feastive todaye?
December 5, 2025 at 9:47 PM
Goodemorning Gonzobongos! Donot yu think my wiskars looke extra feastive todaye?
The PAKIDG arrived yesterday! 🎉
December 5, 2025 at 6:12 PM
The PAKIDG arrived yesterday! 🎉
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Latest development in this particular maze of absurdity
"oh we have a policy not to rehome kittens to indoors-only homes"
KITTENS. what the fuck. Yeah sure I'll let this INFANT outside to cross the road with no supervision, I'm sure that's a GREAT idea.
"oh we have a policy not to rehome kittens to indoors-only homes"
KITTENS. what the fuck. Yeah sure I'll let this INFANT outside to cross the road with no supervision, I'm sure that's a GREAT idea.
The internet: adopt don't shop! There are millions of cats on every street corner that want homes and if you ever buy a cat even from a reputable breeder you are the worst kind of monster
UK cat shelters: This cat cannot be indoors only, cannot live with other cats, and will eat children on sight
UK cat shelters: This cat cannot be indoors only, cannot live with other cats, and will eat children on sight
December 4, 2025 at 10:17 PM
Latest development in this particular maze of absurdity
"oh we have a policy not to rehome kittens to indoors-only homes"
KITTENS. what the fuck. Yeah sure I'll let this INFANT outside to cross the road with no supervision, I'm sure that's a GREAT idea.
"oh we have a policy not to rehome kittens to indoors-only homes"
KITTENS. what the fuck. Yeah sure I'll let this INFANT outside to cross the road with no supervision, I'm sure that's a GREAT idea.
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As a caveat to that previous reskeet I will say two things:
1. As an artist it's always nice to hear something more *specific* than "hell yeah". "Hell yeah" is already amazing if that's what you've got! But you have no idea the high an artist gets from "hell yeah, I loved [specific thing]"
1. As an artist it's always nice to hear something more *specific* than "hell yeah". "Hell yeah" is already amazing if that's what you've got! But you have no idea the high an artist gets from "hell yeah, I loved [specific thing]"
December 4, 2025 at 8:45 AM
As a caveat to that previous reskeet I will say two things:
1. As an artist it's always nice to hear something more *specific* than "hell yeah". "Hell yeah" is already amazing if that's what you've got! But you have no idea the high an artist gets from "hell yeah, I loved [specific thing]"
1. As an artist it's always nice to hear something more *specific* than "hell yeah". "Hell yeah" is already amazing if that's what you've got! But you have no idea the high an artist gets from "hell yeah, I loved [specific thing]"
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I’ve forgotten this sometimes but being able to discover something you like, curate it, and make time to enjoy it *is* intelligence, connecting with art is intelligence, empathy is intelligence, the way of the dullard is to find nothing meaningful in art except for a way to seem snidely clever
December 4, 2025 at 3:21 AM
I’ve forgotten this sometimes but being able to discover something you like, curate it, and make time to enjoy it *is* intelligence, connecting with art is intelligence, empathy is intelligence, the way of the dullard is to find nothing meaningful in art except for a way to seem snidely clever
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It goes into that weird thing that genuine appreciation is somehow considered less intellectual than criticism but everybody is getting trained to be such a cynical unfeeling asshole nowadays that I find the smartest people often are the “hell yeah cool song/drawing/story/video” people
December 4, 2025 at 3:15 AM
It goes into that weird thing that genuine appreciation is somehow considered less intellectual than criticism but everybody is getting trained to be such a cynical unfeeling asshole nowadays that I find the smartest people often are the “hell yeah cool song/drawing/story/video” people
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I’ve sometimes fallen into the trap of thinking that complementing a creative person for their work is less sophisticated or desired than discussion or debate about it but very often the best thing you can say to them is hell yeah and that doesn’t make you dumb it just makes you nice
December 4, 2025 at 3:05 AM
I’ve sometimes fallen into the trap of thinking that complementing a creative person for their work is less sophisticated or desired than discussion or debate about it but very often the best thing you can say to them is hell yeah and that doesn’t make you dumb it just makes you nice
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A favorite from my collection - this luminous little one from the 1960s.
December 3, 2025 at 4:39 PM
A favorite from my collection - this luminous little one from the 1960s.
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mushroom snails 🐌
I got this idea in my head last night of mushrooms sprouting from a snail's shell and I wanted to play around a little 👀 #snail #mushroom #art #animalart #digitalart
I got this idea in my head last night of mushrooms sprouting from a snail's shell and I wanted to play around a little 👀 #snail #mushroom #art #animalart #digitalart
December 3, 2025 at 1:44 PM
mushroom snails 🐌
I got this idea in my head last night of mushrooms sprouting from a snail's shell and I wanted to play around a little 👀 #snail #mushroom #art #animalart #digitalart
I got this idea in my head last night of mushrooms sprouting from a snail's shell and I wanted to play around a little 👀 #snail #mushroom #art #animalart #digitalart
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little thing i drew
August 16, 2025 at 3:26 PM
little thing i drew
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Hey, anyone out there know Breton? I have a couple of phrases I could use someone to look at.
December 2, 2025 at 5:34 PM
Hey, anyone out there know Breton? I have a couple of phrases I could use someone to look at.
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Me: Hang on, let me just check on my step count
Dracula: Fuck you you're not my real dad
Dracula: Fuck you you're not my real dad
May 3, 2024 at 7:00 PM
Me: Hang on, let me just check on my step count
Dracula: Fuck you you're not my real dad
Dracula: Fuck you you're not my real dad
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This government really is a lot like the West Wing, in that the politics seem to change week to week in service of a good line.
December 2, 2025 at 11:44 AM
This government really is a lot like the West Wing, in that the politics seem to change week to week in service of a good line.
psa: don't fucking do this. tech support people have to listen to users spout unhinged overconfident bullshit for a living. literally all the time.
you're not paying us for the privilege, so. don't.
you're not paying us for the privilege, so. don't.
Me: yeah I work in tech support
Them: ahaha have you tried turning it off and back on again
Me:
Me: ...
Me: Well this is the first time I have ever heard that joke in my entire life. It sure is fresh, new, and hilarious. lol. lmao.
Them: ahaha have you tried turning it off and back on again
Me:
Me: ...
Me: Well this is the first time I have ever heard that joke in my entire life. It sure is fresh, new, and hilarious. lol. lmao.
December 2, 2025 at 8:43 AM
psa: don't fucking do this. tech support people have to listen to users spout unhinged overconfident bullshit for a living. literally all the time.
you're not paying us for the privilege, so. don't.
you're not paying us for the privilege, so. don't.
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All 50,000 panels of the National AIDS Memorial Quilt has been fully digitized.
You can search Duane's name and see the panel he made. And someone else made a panel for him, too.
www.aidsmemorial.org/interactive-...
You can search Duane's name and see the panel he made. And someone else made a panel for him, too.
www.aidsmemorial.org/interactive-...
December 21, 2023 at 3:46 PM
All 50,000 panels of the National AIDS Memorial Quilt has been fully digitized.
You can search Duane's name and see the panel he made. And someone else made a panel for him, too.
www.aidsmemorial.org/interactive-...
You can search Duane's name and see the panel he made. And someone else made a panel for him, too.
www.aidsmemorial.org/interactive-...
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The liminal time approaches
December 1, 2025 at 5:22 PM
The liminal time approaches
yes...YESSSS
December 1, 2025 at 5:22 PM
yes...YESSSS