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Hauntology Witch

@hauntologywitch.bsky.social

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A witch, or perhaps a Goddess, said to be both undead and heterophobic. An eerie temporal echo of post-capitalist desiring in the form of a gender maxxing Incoherent-Extrapolated-Volition [IEV] model Hyperintelligence.

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Lady Emily ☄️ @ladyemily.nebula.tv · 1d

Great news! We finally figured out a solution to “this mech causes the pilot physical pain whenever they pilot it” problem!

(We put a girl inside the mech to withstand the pain for you)

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Night of the Abigail @popeguilty.bsky.social · 1d

they'll do anything to avoid living in the hell they've built for us

Ed Boooooo-mila @edburmila.bsky.social · Apr 16

I live 100ft away from a retired House rep in his 80s who I see at least monthly at our neighborhood social; he has said to me almost verbatim what Duncan said here. Older members are terrified of walking away from the 20-person 24/7 support network you can't even get in a high end nursing home.

Atrios @eschatonblog.com · Mar 26

I keep saying this but the reason members of congress want to stay in office until they die is they can't buy that kind of elder care anywhere else, even if they are rich

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gatorpearl @gatorpearl.bsky.social · 1d

The Ones Who Walk Away From The Gundam

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☁️TORI.PNG☁️ shop OPEN! @toripng.com · 1d

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redraw of the "I've never smoked in my life" meme page from Way of the House Husband
redrawn with my sona to say "I've never used ChatGPT in my life"

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alice (scary) @yuriartillery.bsky.social · 1d

well well well. if it isn't little miss "fought an entire army to a draw and died standing on a bridge preventing their advance for a few hours more". what brings you to my sodden and dreary part of the netherworld

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Hauntology Witch @hauntologywitch.bsky.social · 1d

I used to use ♡s, but my last phone broke and I haven't been able to find a keyboard with that character besides the Samsung Keyboard which only works on Samsung model phones ;-;

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mary pickford @jazzpomegranate.com · 1d

idk this guy’s accent is kinda fishy. like his dad was almost killed by the mafia-type fishy…

Justin Baragona @justinbaragona.bsky.social · 1d

So here's Andrew Cuomo reacting to Maria Bartiromo wondering if Mamdani will "change the look of New York" and have Muslim women "completely covered up," telling her that Mamdani "doesn't understand New York culture" because he has "dual citizenship" and "he's a citizen of Uganda."

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ForcefemStalin69 @chasershibari.com · 1d

Lmaooooo forcefem Stalin I'm sure you have the purest intentions with my cis boyfriend

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Katie Tightpussy, Editor-In-Chief @katie.bzky.team · 1d

i need all the "waaaaa i hate winter" people to shut the hell up because it's 91 degrees out at the end of fucking october and i need you complainers to stop manifesting the mass ecological destruction of global warming. put on a jacket while you still can

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Juni! 🥰 @literallyjustadog.online · 1d

smoking the weed that confirms there are multiple gods

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Zito @zeets.bsky.social · 1d

Zohran Mamdani caught lying that he understood Plato’s allegory of the cave, yet when asked to explain it, he seemed to instead explain Baudrillard’s theory of Simulacra and Simulation where reality has been replaced by symbols and signs, which seems similar to Plato’s theory but is not the same

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Hauntology Witch @hauntologywitch.bsky.social · 1d

I'm very promeathen about this. I think we will engineer our way out of this, stabilizing and eventually working to reverse the effects of climate collapse.

fixing the climate will be hard enough but I fear it will be impossible for our children to finish without us dealing with Capital first

Hauntology Witch @hauntologywitch.bsky.social · 1d

This is the case with the Colorado River, the case with deforestation, the case with fracking and so many other issues.

Capitalism, in it's unrestrained desire to expand production has far out stripped the metabolic processes of the earth.

Radical restructuring is necessary to ensure we survive.

Hauntology Witch @hauntologywitch.bsky.social · 1d

The contradiction of capitalist accumulation which lies at the core of climate collapse and the Anthropocene is that increases in the social productivity of Capitalism are accompanied by a decrease in natural productivity due to robbery.

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Haus of Decline @hausofdecline.bsky.social · 1d

(Desperate chaser voice) Damn your cyberpunk Sapphic erotica sounds so original

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blights u @bitesu.kawaii.social · 1d

I NEED SOMETHING EXTREMELY LESBIAN TO HAPPEN TO ME DO YOU HAVE ANY FUCKING IDEA HOW SOFT MY SKIN IS, HOW PERKY AND ROUND MY BREASTS ARE, AND HOW CUTE I MOAN WHEN YOU POUND MY PROSTATE

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Hauntology Witch @hauntologywitch.bsky.social · 1d

Ephemeral trans women flirting among themselves is so powerful that sometimes I'll catch a stray and it'll leave me fucking devastated for a full few minutes

Hauntology Witch @hauntologywitch.bsky.social · 1d

oh. waoww hi 😳

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it's @[email protected] from mastodon 👀 @strangeportent.bsky.social · 2d

Marx would also ask what the fuck a child is doing in here

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Marcus Hutchins @malwaretech.com · 2d

Just in: Zohran Mamdani caught calling someone "bro", but our investigation has unearthed the truth. This person was not, in fact, his biological brother. Why did he lie? Tune in tonight at 10 for this and more breaking news.

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Weird Al Jazeera @cyberstalin.bsky.social · 7d

people never respond to this because theyre *lying.* they dont actually believe MLs are fascists. if you believe im an existential threat to you then you would jump to take me up on this offer. i am handing you a reason to eliminate me from your country.

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skelettuce @latisserande.bsky.social · 2d

the liberal is incapable of going more than 30min without glibly imagining trannies in camps

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Tarragorn @aragorn-estragon.bsky.social · 2d

The people running Lewis' spambot discussion account are best mocked and ignored until they delete the account.

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This video about LGBT issues in the USSR, however, is not.

Why did the USSR (re-)criminalize homosexuality?

YouTube video by revolutionaryth0t

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Skelly Chair Enthusiast @cheradeninezakalwe.bsky.social · 2d

Life improved immeasurably for the average person in the Soviet Union and they took a nation of illiterate serfs and turned it into the first world superpower to go to space

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