Paul Richardson (Schaufelschlagengesicht)
@havochaos.bsky.social
Shitposting Thought Leader • Certified Computer Booper • Film photography proponent • he/him/thatfuckingbastard
Global really did well with their new limited edition Z.
November 8, 2025 at 2:21 AM
Global really did well with their new limited edition Z.
November 4, 2025 at 6:00 PM
September 16, 2025 at 9:33 PM
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Judging by the cost of the kids menu grilled cheese and adult menu grilled cheese and fries being identical, I assume the function of the kids menu is simply to tell divorced dads what they should feed the kids when it's their one weekend a month
The new Tesla Diner is open in Los Angeles and I won’t speak on political things but $11 breakfast tacos?! In the city of Los Angeles?! With American cheese?! $13 for A HOT DOG?!
July 22, 2025 at 2:02 AM
Judging by the cost of the kids menu grilled cheese and adult menu grilled cheese and fries being identical, I assume the function of the kids menu is simply to tell divorced dads what they should feed the kids when it's their one weekend a month
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Not every day that someone sends me something that mentions all these things...
🍆🌽 Docking
🦦 Otter Pups
✳️ Starfish
🍾 Something called "ThrustMe"
...and it's not supposed to be Queer.
m.slashdot.org/story/442299
🍆🌽 Docking
🦦 Otter Pups
✳️ Starfish
🍾 Something called "ThrustMe"
...and it's not supposed to be Queer.
m.slashdot.org/story/442299
Slashdot
m.slashdot.org
May 21, 2025 at 4:48 PM
Not every day that someone sends me something that mentions all these things...
🍆🌽 Docking
🦦 Otter Pups
✳️ Starfish
🍾 Something called "ThrustMe"
...and it's not supposed to be Queer.
m.slashdot.org/story/442299
🍆🌽 Docking
🦦 Otter Pups
✳️ Starfish
🍾 Something called "ThrustMe"
...and it's not supposed to be Queer.
m.slashdot.org/story/442299
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Happy anniversary @nedpyle.com @lisaroyal.bsky.social
May 12, 2025 at 8:10 PM
Happy anniversary @nedpyle.com @lisaroyal.bsky.social
April 16, 2025 at 12:13 PM
Same little one, same.
December 26, 2024 at 3:00 AM
Same little one, same.
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if this gets at least 100 likes maybe i'll tell you a bedtime story.
December 26, 2024 at 12:35 AM
if this gets at least 100 likes maybe i'll tell you a bedtime story.
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I love how Denmark isn’t taking any shit from Donald Trump. 🇩🇰 🤣
December 25, 2024 at 6:53 PM
I love how Denmark isn’t taking any shit from Donald Trump. 🇩🇰 🤣
December 25, 2024 at 6:49 PM
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Cartoon: My bluesky fail whale updated for 2024. Enjoy.
January 31, 2024 at 1:28 AM
Cartoon: My bluesky fail whale updated for 2024. Enjoy.
November 4, 2024 at 2:11 PM
I knew this was going way too easily, there’s the fuckening.
October 12, 2024 at 10:07 PM
I knew this was going way too easily, there’s the fuckening.
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At this point I assume the CV of a Silicon Valley bro is
- born rich
- literally never exposed to criticism
- failed upwards
- born rich
- literally never exposed to criticism
- failed upwards
Has anyone considered for a second that Sam Altman might be an idiot
May 17, 2024 at 3:56 AM
At this point I assume the CV of a Silicon Valley bro is
- born rich
- literally never exposed to criticism
- failed upwards
- born rich
- literally never exposed to criticism
- failed upwards
Wheeeeeeee!
May 17, 2024 at 12:34 AM
Wheeeeeeee!
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One reason I get heated about Bluesky is that, if this site fails, the only lesson the tech world is likely to learn is “don’t invite transes or Black people, they’re too mean to us”
July 14, 2023 at 8:07 PM
One reason I get heated about Bluesky is that, if this site fails, the only lesson the tech world is likely to learn is “don’t invite transes or Black people, they’re too mean to us”
I am STILL pissed that there were only two seasons of Sports Night.
July 6, 2023 at 2:21 AM
I am STILL pissed that there were only two seasons of Sports Night.
@darthbluesky.bsky.social best show is on.
July 1, 2023 at 1:09 AM
@darthbluesky.bsky.social best show is on.
www.npr.org
June 27, 2023 at 5:35 PM
