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Mark Hayes 🇨🇦🤷🏻
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Canadian lawyer and arbitrator specializing in technology, privacy, e-commerce and IP. Golf, travel, art, music, culture. Usually found in Toronto or Athens, Greece. www.hayeselaw.com

I welcome civil differences of opinion, arseholes I immediately block.
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February 11, 2026 at 2:08 PM
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"I did not have economic relations with that man" was not true
So You Lied About Your Relationship With a Sex Trafficker. Now What?
Howard Lutnick searches for a way out of his Epstein pickle.
lnk.thebulwark.com
February 11, 2026 at 7:00 AM
All of these characters are collectively the most incompetent communicators in the history of mankind.
🇺🇸HASSETT: SHOULD EXPECT SLIGHTLY LOWER JOBS NUMBERS. LOWER JOBS NUMBERS SHOULDN'T TRIGGER PANIC
February 9, 2026 at 4:08 PM
Didn’t Musk promise he would put men on Mars by like 10 years ago? 🙄
SpaceX shifts focus from something that it will never do on Mars to something it will never do on the Moon.
February 9, 2026 at 9:34 AM
Stupor Bowl. 🥱💤💤💤
February 9, 2026 at 1:47 AM
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The French once again taking no bullshit.
February 8, 2026 at 9:40 PM
Isn’t the obvious answer to stop supplying so much electricity to the US??
February 8, 2026 at 6:18 PM
Nutlick soon to appear on milk cartons nationwide.
Howard Lutnick used to be a fixture on the Sunday shows. He did more TV appearances in 2025 than anyone in the Trump admin other than Stephen Miller. But since the last Epstein drop, Lutnick has been hiding from the press.
February 8, 2026 at 5:39 PM
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one thing to remember about the bitcoin crash is that Pierre Poilevre wanted to tie the Canadian economy to it
February 8, 2026 at 1:04 AM
Worst diplomatic posting ever? Isolated, cold, reasonable chance of armed attack by former ally. 😳
February 6, 2026 at 4:24 PM
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Useful life hack of the day
February 6, 2026 at 4:12 PM
1. We will disclose the Epstein files
2. They are on my desk
3. There are no Epstein files
4. There are millions of pages of Epstein files and we need months to redact them
5. 2 million pages of the Epstein files aren’t relevant to anything
Now - It’s wasn’t a crime to party with Epstein
Next - ??
Blanche: It's not a crime to party with Mr. Epstein.
February 3, 2026 at 4:43 AM
Surprisingly, I find this smug, odious little dweeb even more disgusting than Trump, Bondi, Hegseth or even Nutlick. But of course Vance and Miller are in a tier of horribleness all their own.
“We are the Axis now.”
Kevin Hassett: "We are reordering the world order"
February 1, 2026 at 10:06 PM
The fake reviews are a million times more entertaining than this film or its “star”.
Yet even more reviews of “Melania - the whore - er the movie!”
February 1, 2026 at 9:28 PM
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#GVerse #Shit4Brains says he might sue the Epstein Estate for “political harm.”

Read that again.

The guy whose name keeps appearing 13,000 times in Epstein records now wants to sue the estate of a dead sex trafficker for damaging his reputation.

You can’t parody this level of delusion.
February 1, 2026 at 8:01 PM
This guy has never given a dime to any charity that didn’t directly benefit himself or his family.
Trump on his multiple suits against the federal government: "I'm supposed to work out a settlement with myself ... We could make it a substantial amount, nobody would care, because it's gonna go to numerous, very good charities."
February 1, 2026 at 6:09 PM
For some reason the federal Conservatives have decided that they no longer have any desire to win elections.
February 1, 2026 at 4:37 PM
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Liberals celebrating the announcement of Pierre PoiLIEvre’s leadership review win. 😂😅🤣
January 31, 2026 at 9:55 PM
PP never lets facts get in the way of some good old fashioned rage farming.
February 1, 2026 at 4:25 PM
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January 31, 2026 at 3:01 PM
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February 1, 2026 at 3:19 PM
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Conservative party of Canada votes to axe the tax, build the homes, lose all the future elections
Conservative party of Canada votes to axe the tax, build the homes, lose all the future elections
CALGARY - With over 87% of the Conservative Party of Canada voting to keep Pierre Poilievre as their leader at the 2026 Conservative Convention, Poilievre triumphantly announced that by reaffirming hi...
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January 31, 2026 at 6:57 PM
The CPC is clearly still not ready for prime time.
I watched a carousel of the CPC braintrust appear with Cochrane/CBC desk at the convention. There are 2 subjects they refuse to engage in:
1. The imminent & profound threat posed by 🇺🇸
2. The huge popularity gulf between PP and Carney.
Instant pivots. Some even resorting to Trudeau bashing. 🙄
January 31, 2026 at 3:34 AM
The best review excerpt quoted in the comments:

“Every line sounds like it came from a broken translation app.”
The reviews for “Melania” are going to be far more entertaining than the movie. What a fabulous headline:
January 30, 2026 at 11:03 PM
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January 30, 2026 at 10:16 PM