Paul Hennell
@hennell.bsky.social
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Words, jokes, stuff. Now just 4 awards away from an EGOT.
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Back on the Breaking the News cycle again - if you fancy some topical jokes with a Scottish slant it's on BBC Sounds, all podcast apps, or there's a televised version on iPlayer. Made the credits of both audio & TV edits this week!
#breakingTheNews #btn
The credits of Breaking the News with a bunch of names including mine.
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Me and my mouse with the same Monday morning energy:
Mac mouse screen showing 2% battery
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Do you leave your shoes in the hall of the house of usher?
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From photography:
Error: memory card corrupted.
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In honor of spooky month, share a 4 word horror story that only someone in your profession would understand

I'll go first: Six page commercial lease.
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"this should be easy"

And the sequel story
"I forgot to mention"
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In honor of spooky month, share a 4 word horror story that only someone in your profession would understand

I'll go first: Six page commercial lease.
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In notifications:
"AWS billing alert (99+)"
impavid.us
In honor of spooky month, share a 4 word horror story that only someone in your profession would understand

I'll go first: Six page commercial lease.
hennell.bsky.social
Back on the Breaking the News cycle again - if you fancy some topical jokes with a Scottish slant it's on BBC Sounds, all podcast apps, or there's a televised version on iPlayer. Made the credits of both audio & TV edits this week!
#breakingTheNews #btn
The credits of Breaking the News with a bunch of names including mine.
hennell.bsky.social
I liked how you didn't ask the context -at all-! 😆
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Monkey found a play in the book shop that seemed appropriate!
Monkey with an orange cover edition of "our day out" 😁
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Monkey found a play in the book shop that seemed appropriate!
Monkey with an orange cover edition of "our day out" 😁
hennell.bsky.social
In case you're wondering why I'm posting monkeys - I'm taking part in Orangetober. Whenever I see something orange this October, I'm taking a photo and asking you to consider donating to Jenny's urgent neurosurgeries.

gofundme.com/savejenny
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Monkey takes road safety seriously. But there's no symbol for monkeys to cross! Should he go on the orange light?
#orangetober
Monkey pushing button to wait for signal A red light for people and bicycles, but what of monkey? An orange light? Is that his cue to go?
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Monkey too small for the barber's chair. But monkey got his hair washed in the orange basin!
#orangetober
A monkey looking very small in a barbershop chair.

Not pictured, one bewildered barber. Monkey having his hair done in the basin. Well not really as that's basically a bath when you're a monkey.
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Monkey looking smart! Despite hanging out with a photographer who's taking all these photos, monkey wanted a passport photo because the seat was orange!
#orangetober
Monkey on my shoulder. One of us has had a hair cut Monkey getting his passport photo. I don't think he will reach the height requirement for the white background
hennell.bsky.social
Monkey too small for the barber's chair. But monkey got his hair washed in the orange basin!
#orangetober
A monkey looking very small in a barbershop chair.

Not pictured, one bewildered barber. Monkey having his hair done in the basin. Well not really as that's basically a bath when you're a monkey.
hennell.bsky.social
Monkey spies a barbers? Does monkey need a trim? #orangetober
Monkey in front of an annoying out of focus barber shop. The camera loves monkey.
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Monkey enjoying the view #orangetober
Carrying the monkey feels silly, so he's taken to riding on my shoulder! Monkey enjoying the view
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Monkey at the park! #orangetober
Monkey on the swing Monkey on the side Monkey sliding
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Monkey at the park! #orangetober
Monkey on the swing Monkey on the side Monkey sliding
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Monkey spies (but stubbornly refuses to sit on!) an orange bin lid #orangetober
Stubborn monkey in front of a black bin with an orange lid
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I've been terrible at spotting orange things for @jennyrowbory.bsky.social 's #orangetober so figured I'd bring a friend out with me today!
An orange monkey standing on the pavement.
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Is my attention span entirely shot by the internet or is the Traitors always pretty plodding?