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Herge Smith
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Increasingly Australian; bloody oath. Gen X-Wing. Shared my ADHD with my anchor baby.
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If my friends here could give my Dan Dare kickstarter posts re-post when you see them I would be extremely grateful.

There a great article about our campaign in this month's Judge Dredd Megazine - shops now!
January 25, 2026 at 8:52 PM
Hitler and Stephen Miller walk into a bar.

Miller sits at a table and Adolf goes up to the bar.

He gestures to the barman and says

“Zwei gläser Ihrer reinsten rohmilch”

The barman looks over at Miller and then back at Hitler and says

“You’re not drinking with that fucking arsehole are you!?!”
January 25, 2026 at 2:42 AM
As a non-US citizen I have a question:

How many innocent US citizens need to be murdered by the US Government to make where they live safe?

Is there an actual number or is it a sliding scale? If it’s the later then presumably Minnesota is now a bit safer… although it doesn’t look like it.
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January 25, 2026 at 12:12 AM
Just checking but was it just too little money? I mean I’m sure we could have a whip-round?
January 22, 2026 at 11:29 PM
I genuinely don’t understand why Starmer isn’t on a plane flying around the world like Carney, or his saying, ‘fuck it, the US is fucked, we’re safer rejoining the EU.’ And then turning to Trump and saying, ‘Fuck off you orange faced cunt.’
“The PM is navigating a difficult international situation with great skill and in our national interest” - Ed Miliband

Sophy Ridge asks the secretary of state for energy security & net zero why the PM won't be in Davos, where many other world leaders will be
January 21, 2026 at 8:08 AM
As the great saying goes;

“It is nigh impossible to negotiate when your opponent is total fucking moron.”
BREAKING: As PM Keir Starmer tries to de-escalate the rhetoric around the Greenland crisis, Trump in a post this morning accuses the UK of “great stupidity” over Diego Garcia as he reiterates his demand for Greenland.
January 20, 2026 at 7:48 AM
Proper dogs love getting dirty!
January 20, 2026 at 1:41 AM
A requirement for all relationships:
One person must watch films playing on the TV without the distraction of a phone. Other parties can use their phone as they wish AND be assured that their partner is immediately available to recap missed plot details… this alternative 👇 is unacceptable.
January 18, 2026 at 10:20 PM
Genuine question. Has there been a greater comic than 2000AD? Honestly, you can stick your Batmen and Superdudes and Insectfellas in a sack, none of them hold a candle to the raw thrill power that Tharg and the team have come up with these past 50 years. That’s all. Move along. @2000ad.bsky.social
January 14, 2026 at 11:57 PM
You can fool some of the people some of the time, which has turned out to be a real cunt for the rest of us.
January 14, 2026 at 11:47 PM
Shit, just realised that the little shit from that Twilight Zone episode grew up to be President of the United States. Bugger.
January 14, 2026 at 11:45 PM
The first 15 minutes of Empire Strikes Back is like a Hoth fauna apocalypse… Tauntaun being ripped apart or freezing to death, lonely Wampa being brutalised and sliced up with lightsabers then left to die… it’s not the Empire that needs to intervene, it’s the RSPCA.
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January 13, 2026 at 7:31 AM
Hard truth. And I love the Enterprise.
The Eagle is so much cooler than the Enterprise.
January 13, 2026 at 5:36 AM
When I was 12 I wrote a short story during an English Lit exam in which the US was at war with Europe because the US was being run by a lunatic fascist president. Granted it was poorly written (I was 12), but my teacher downgraded me because it was ‘utterly preposterous’. Up yours Miss Carter!!!
January 12, 2026 at 11:29 PM
Reality check! A list of the number of films in popular franchises…

Star Wars - 3 (Wars, Empire, Jedi)
Alien - 1 (Alien)
Predator - 4 (Pred, 2, Prey, Badlands)
James Bond - 1 (On her Majesty’s)
Star Trek - 2 (Motion, Khan)
Mad Max - 3 +1 (Max, Road, Furiosa)
Matrix - 1 (Matrix)

That is all.
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January 12, 2026 at 11:20 PM
“Show me what comic you loved when you were 13, and that's all I need to know about you.” - Brad Meltzer
January 11, 2026 at 9:24 PM
Just listing some duplicated on eBay and to double down on Colin’s love of McMahons covers - I mean seriously, this is just exceptional. Not to mention how much I have always adored these Titan reprints. They always have seemed just PERFECT for reading classic 2000AD.
January 11, 2026 at 12:56 AM
Loved Kaiju No.8 as I have so many anime this past 12 months. Smashed through Battleship Yamato, Legend of the Galactic Heroes, Chainsaw Man, a few series of Gundam, Bukurano and Psycho-Pass and everyone has been absolutely incredible.
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January 11, 2026 at 12:47 AM
It would be more accurate if they were immediately running for cover from active shooters, all the while thinking ‘If I get shot I hope I die because I can’t afford a lengthy stay in hospital.’ And then have republicans blame for ‘stealing the bullets’ with their bodies.
There honestly cannot be a satire cutting enough to make fun of Americans. What the fuck do you mean the highest colonial ideal you could imagine was a parking lot with McDonald's on both sides
January 10, 2026 at 12:27 AM
In no way have I ever considered myself ‘cool’ or ‘counterculture’ but I did drop acid and go see this in a crappy cinema in Liverpool when it came out… like a sad grungy loner hero
HARDWARE (1990, Richard Stanley)
January 9, 2026 at 5:53 AM
Well that’s that film utterly ruined for me.
Cool observation about Destroy All Monsters that will change how you view it FOREVER
January 8, 2026 at 2:44 AM
So America is now at war with Venezuela because… the Trump fucked kids… oh and America loves bombing anyone who is even slight off-white?
January 3, 2026 at 7:49 AM
Was disappointed that the final hour of the Stranger Things wasn’t set in present day with the now 50-year-olds suffering from mental health challenges caused by untreated trauma because they were kids in a time where support for that was in its infancy… y’know like the rest of us.
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January 3, 2026 at 3:03 AM
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Invisible EMF radiation? Unbelievable.
They gentrified the tinfoil hat
January 2, 2026 at 6:09 AM