Hexagonal Crank
@hexagonalcrank.bsky.social
I'm a tool. And Luigi Mangione did nothing wrong.
This is my generations Civil War Letters.
November 13, 2025 at 3:39 AM
This is my generations Civil War Letters.
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Ash when the Alien bursts out of Kane's chest
November 6, 2025 at 10:45 PM
Ash when the Alien bursts out of Kane's chest
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this is a reminder that we dont have to settle for newsom in 2028
November 5, 2025 at 2:44 AM
this is a reminder that we dont have to settle for newsom in 2028
Apparently Swan Boy is Tom Bombadil.
October 29, 2025 at 7:45 PM
Apparently Swan Boy is Tom Bombadil.
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Lia Smith, a transgender athlete who was on Middlebury's swimming and diving team, was just found dead by suicide this week.
www.them.us/story/lia-sm...
www.them.us/story/lia-sm...
October 28, 2025 at 3:09 PM
Lia Smith, a transgender athlete who was on Middlebury's swimming and diving team, was just found dead by suicide this week.
www.them.us/story/lia-sm...
www.them.us/story/lia-sm...
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ok who did this? ☹️
October 22, 2025 at 9:52 PM
ok who did this? ☹️
Wow. Lauren Boebert confirmed in the Swan-verse.
October 7, 2025 at 10:38 PM
Wow. Lauren Boebert confirmed in the Swan-verse.
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Gavin Newsom vetoes gender education bill, declines to sign other trans protections - buff.ly/MTUAV85
October 7, 2025 at 7:15 PM
Gavin Newsom vetoes gender education bill, declines to sign other trans protections - buff.ly/MTUAV85
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Charlie Kirk Sept 27 2024: "Just so we're clear, the Haitians that are in Huntsville that are raping your women and hunting you down at night - it's only gonna get worse - unless Donald Trump wins
There will be hundreds of thousands of Haitians brought into Alabama and they will become your masters"
There will be hundreds of thousands of Haitians brought into Alabama and they will become your masters"
September 20, 2025 at 3:26 PM
Charlie Kirk Sept 27 2024: "Just so we're clear, the Haitians that are in Huntsville that are raping your women and hunting you down at night - it's only gonna get worse - unless Donald Trump wins
There will be hundreds of thousands of Haitians brought into Alabama and they will become your masters"
There will be hundreds of thousands of Haitians brought into Alabama and they will become your masters"
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Hello Friends. I am ecstatic to announce that I have reacquired the entire Spontaneanation catalogue and effective immediately you can find every episode wherever you get your podcasts.
Don’t get drunk and fight each other.
Don’t get drunk and fight each other.
September 19, 2025 at 7:39 PM
Hello Friends. I am ecstatic to announce that I have reacquired the entire Spontaneanation catalogue and effective immediately you can find every episode wherever you get your podcasts.
Don’t get drunk and fight each other.
Don’t get drunk and fight each other.
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Here are some things that Charlie Kirk said in his life.
The man is dead, and so it only seems fair to share his legacy by cataloguing the values he spread while alive.
The man is dead, and so it only seems fair to share his legacy by cataloguing the values he spread while alive.
September 10, 2025 at 11:52 PM
Here are some things that Charlie Kirk said in his life.
The man is dead, and so it only seems fair to share his legacy by cataloguing the values he spread while alive.
The man is dead, and so it only seems fair to share his legacy by cataloguing the values he spread while alive.
It's his generations "finding out Santa is Canadian" =/
September 9, 2025 at 9:30 PM
It's his generations "finding out Santa is Canadian" =/
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Well I'm back. And for the record, fuck billionaires, JK Rowling and her TERF army, build some guillotines and Free Gaza. Suspend me again. I could give a shit.
August 14, 2025 at 6:48 PM
Well I'm back. And for the record, fuck billionaires, JK Rowling and her TERF army, build some guillotines and Free Gaza. Suspend me again. I could give a shit.
Mr. Reese.
I need you to design my mudflaps. Not a euphemism.
I need you to design my mudflaps. Not a euphemism.
July 4, 2025 at 1:18 AM
Mr. Reese.
I need you to design my mudflaps. Not a euphemism.
I need you to design my mudflaps. Not a euphemism.
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She's far from the only "Gender Critical" to declare victory against trans rights and to move on to attacking immigrants
They won't ever be content because their real core ideology is about "purity" and policing who is a "real woman". This is the next "logical" step
They won't ever be content because their real core ideology is about "purity" and policing who is a "real woman". This is the next "logical" step
April 23, 2025 at 9:56 AM
She's far from the only "Gender Critical" to declare victory against trans rights and to move on to attacking immigrants
They won't ever be content because their real core ideology is about "purity" and policing who is a "real woman". This is the next "logical" step
They won't ever be content because their real core ideology is about "purity" and policing who is a "real woman". This is the next "logical" step
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Hey can everybody do me a favor real quick
Can you take 5 minutes and draw Gonzo from memory?
Can you take 5 minutes and draw Gonzo from memory?
March 22, 2025 at 3:40 AM
Hey can everybody do me a favor real quick
Can you take 5 minutes and draw Gonzo from memory?
Can you take 5 minutes and draw Gonzo from memory?
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sesame street isn't supposed to make money. the post office isn't supposed to make money. not everything is supposed to MAKE MONEY
December 16, 2024 at 4:16 PM
sesame street isn't supposed to make money. the post office isn't supposed to make money. not everything is supposed to MAKE MONEY
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Here is the Croatian cartoon from the 1960s that served as the inspiration for the ‘Worker and Parasite’ cartoon on The Simpsons.
www.youtube.com/watch?v=FuOc...
www.youtube.com/watch?v=FuOc...
Ersatz (Surogat)- Dusan Vukotic 1961
YouTube video by Gilat Parag
www.youtube.com
December 18, 2024 at 8:24 AM
Here is the Croatian cartoon from the 1960s that served as the inspiration for the ‘Worker and Parasite’ cartoon on The Simpsons.
www.youtube.com/watch?v=FuOc...
www.youtube.com/watch?v=FuOc...
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It’s me, @mariabamford.bsky.social I’ve just left Twitter. I’m a comedian and had used Twitter to connect with fans and other comedians. I’m not sure how to let people know I’m here. Ha-ha.
November 18, 2024 at 8:30 PM
It’s me, @mariabamford.bsky.social I’ve just left Twitter. I’m a comedian and had used Twitter to connect with fans and other comedians. I’m not sure how to let people know I’m here. Ha-ha.