Mari Stein (מרים שטיין)
@heymaristein.bsky.social
Appellate public defender, diasporist Jew, New York Mets endurer. There is power in a union. | she/her 🏳️🌈
Pinned
(pointing at myself in the mirror) Turn to and put out all your strength of arm and heart and brain, you dumb bitch
Lossthedrals everywhere for those with eyes to see
Marlow Moss, Composition in Black and White Number 4, 1949
https://botfrens.com/collections/14377/contents/1135948
https://botfrens.com/collections/14377/contents/1135948
November 30, 2025 at 3:21 AM
Lossthedrals everywhere for those with eyes to see
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Not sure how this is possible but somehow episode 2 is even more crushing on a second viewing, I feel like i got hit by a bus
What’s fun about these two episodes is that they’re so unbelievably fucking hot, I perhaps have never seen chemistry like this on TV, and yet I also feel my heart shattering into a bajillion tiny pieces! They have captured the True Hollanov Experience™️. A masterpiece
November 29, 2025 at 5:33 AM
Not sure how this is possible but somehow episode 2 is even more crushing on a second viewing, I feel like i got hit by a bus
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the stadium DJ hitting Knuck if You Buck mid-fight is incredible work. you spend all season working to be prepared for that moment
November 28, 2025 at 6:25 PM
the stadium DJ hitting Knuck if You Buck mid-fight is incredible work. you spend all season working to be prepared for that moment
We made it, sports fans
November 28, 2025 at 5:04 AM
We made it, sports fans
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There’s nothing I can do
Mitsubishi Eclipse of the heart
Mitsubishi Eclipse of the heart
November 28, 2025 at 2:55 AM
There’s nothing I can do
Mitsubishi Eclipse of the heart
Mitsubishi Eclipse of the heart
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Was not expecting this blatant xenophobia on my tv first thing in the morning...
November 27, 2025 at 1:40 PM
Was not expecting this blatant xenophobia on my tv first thing in the morning...
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Wow I can’t believe they have a flar in the Macy’s Parade
November 27, 2025 at 4:19 PM
Wow I can’t believe they have a flar in the Macy’s Parade
Thanksgiving take: Patti Harrison is the funniest person alive
November 27, 2025 at 3:41 PM
Thanksgiving take: Patti Harrison is the funniest person alive
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thinking of her today
November 27, 2025 at 3:07 PM
thinking of her today
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thinking about her today…
November 27, 2025 at 2:23 PM
thinking about her today…
She also invented gay people this year
Did you know? Black Friday is named in honor of Rebecca Black, who invented Friday in 2011.
November 26, 2025 at 10:54 PM
She also invented gay people this year
God yes
Good morning to Brazilian reporter Manuela Borges, who’s been waiting eleven years for this petty moment. ❤️ 🇧🇷
November 26, 2025 at 1:35 PM
God yes
Imagine how powerful I’d be if I was even 15% less self-loathing
November 26, 2025 at 5:02 AM
Imagine how powerful I’d be if I was even 15% less self-loathing
They’re playing the most tuba-heavy version of the national anthem I’ve ever heard at the Sirens/Victoire game right now, and you know what? We deserve it
November 26, 2025 at 12:19 AM
They’re playing the most tuba-heavy version of the national anthem I’ve ever heard at the Sirens/Victoire game right now, and you know what? We deserve it
Prometheus/Covenant sequel, the people cry out to see David Prometheus doing more space atrocities
If you were a despotic president, what movie would you force Hollywood to make? I want to see Quentin's Star Trek movie or maybe Kill Bill Vol 3.
November 25, 2025 at 9:28 PM
Prometheus/Covenant sequel, the people cry out to see David Prometheus doing more space atrocities
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Every American should have this in their wallet:
November 25, 2025 at 5:01 PM
Every American should have this in their wallet:
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Amazing to learn that Isaac Chotiner can apparently just come for you in your replies. Like suddenly realizing you're swimming in open ocean
November 25, 2025 at 3:48 PM
Amazing to learn that Isaac Chotiner can apparently just come for you in your replies. Like suddenly realizing you're swimming in open ocean
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maybe i am going insane
November 24, 2025 at 6:49 PM
maybe i am going insane
Best part of that Onion post is that now I’m listening to The Chain again
November 24, 2025 at 9:54 PM
Best part of that Onion post is that now I’m listening to The Chain again
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Man Who Thought Fleetwood Mac’s ‘The Chain’ Was Over In For Thrill Of His Fucking Life https://theonion.com/man-who-thought-fleetwood-macs-the-chain-was-over-in-for-thrill-of-his-fucking-life/
November 24, 2025 at 9:30 PM
Man Who Thought Fleetwood Mac’s ‘The Chain’ Was Over In For Thrill Of His Fucking Life https://theonion.com/man-who-thought-fleetwood-macs-the-chain-was-over-in-for-thrill-of-his-fucking-life/
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BREAKING: Judge rules Lindsey Halligan's appointment was not valid, thus, she had no authority to present the James Comey or Letitia James indictments and the indictments are dismissed without prejudice.
November 24, 2025 at 5:47 PM
BREAKING: Judge rules Lindsey Halligan's appointment was not valid, thus, she had no authority to present the James Comey or Letitia James indictments and the indictments are dismissed without prejudice.
In a way I’m a little surprised the stove is this hot this early but I do appreciate the reminder from baseball that I’ve been cheating on it with hockey and F1 lmao
November 23, 2025 at 10:41 PM
In a way I’m a little surprised the stove is this hot this early but I do appreciate the reminder from baseball that I’ve been cheating on it with hockey and F1 lmao
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Brandon Nimmo is the first millionaire to flee Zohran Mamdani's Communist New York City
November 23, 2025 at 10:37 PM
Brandon Nimmo is the first millionaire to flee Zohran Mamdani's Communist New York City
Uhhhhhh
BREAKING: Brandon Nimmo is being traded to Rangers for Marcus Semien.
November 23, 2025 at 10:31 PM
Uhhhhhh