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If you're in the Chicago area and are in need of a driver, do not go through Uber.
Send me a DM. Do not trust Uber or Lyft.
Send me a DM. Do not trust Uber or Lyft.
ICE is using Uber stickers in order to disguise themselves and kidnap people. Spread this for awareness!
November 29, 2025 at 6:33 PM
If you're in the Chicago area and are in need of a driver, do not go through Uber.
Send me a DM. Do not trust Uber or Lyft.
Send me a DM. Do not trust Uber or Lyft.
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Yum. Nothing beats a sweet crisp WA apple, unless it's a hot juicy apple pie. Let's give a shout out to "Casimiro" and his co-workers who are harvesting apples in Sunnyside WA. #WeFeedYou
November 29, 2025 at 9:01 PM
Yum. Nothing beats a sweet crisp WA apple, unless it's a hot juicy apple pie. Let's give a shout out to "Casimiro" and his co-workers who are harvesting apples in Sunnyside WA. #WeFeedYou
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We NEED the Dept. of Education—no matter how much Republicans try to tell you otherwise.
Schools need funding. Students’ rights need to be protected. Teachers & parents need data to know how to help kids succeed.
But Trump & McMahon are breaking all of that to pieces.
Schools need funding. Students’ rights need to be protected. Teachers & parents need data to know how to help kids succeed.
But Trump & McMahon are breaking all of that to pieces.
November 29, 2025 at 11:54 PM
We NEED the Dept. of Education—no matter how much Republicans try to tell you otherwise.
Schools need funding. Students’ rights need to be protected. Teachers & parents need data to know how to help kids succeed.
But Trump & McMahon are breaking all of that to pieces.
Schools need funding. Students’ rights need to be protected. Teachers & parents need data to know how to help kids succeed.
But Trump & McMahon are breaking all of that to pieces.
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November 29, 2025 at 9:05 PM
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For cat lovers.
@heidiho521.bsky.social
@heidiho521.bsky.social
November 29, 2025 at 3:46 PM
For cat lovers.
@heidiho521.bsky.social
@heidiho521.bsky.social
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Great song!
youtu.be/OnggBmaY4D4?...
youtu.be/OnggBmaY4D4?...
November 29, 2025 at 3:40 PM
Great song!
youtu.be/OnggBmaY4D4?...
youtu.be/OnggBmaY4D4?...
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As a decorated space captain, I can assure you that an orgy is merely diplomacy with less paperwork.
And, as always, I volunteer myself for the danger.
And, as always, I volunteer myself for the danger.
November 29, 2025 at 1:02 PM
As a decorated space captain, I can assure you that an orgy is merely diplomacy with less paperwork.
And, as always, I volunteer myself for the danger.
And, as always, I volunteer myself for the danger.
November 28, 2025 at 10:28 PM
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Hi everybody,
It's Black Friday, a big day for us at The Onion, since we rely almost entirely on your memberships.
Our goal for 2026? More print subscribers than the Washington Post.
This is, somehow, feasible.
So sign up! A year of print is $75 for the year today. Help us do a very funny thing.
It's Black Friday, a big day for us at The Onion, since we rely almost entirely on your memberships.
Our goal for 2026? More print subscribers than the Washington Post.
This is, somehow, feasible.
So sign up! A year of print is $75 for the year today. Help us do a very funny thing.
Join The Onion
Don’t just read the news. Feel it. Be among the first to feel the news.
membership.theonion.com
November 28, 2025 at 4:39 PM
Hi everybody,
It's Black Friday, a big day for us at The Onion, since we rely almost entirely on your memberships.
Our goal for 2026? More print subscribers than the Washington Post.
This is, somehow, feasible.
So sign up! A year of print is $75 for the year today. Help us do a very funny thing.
It's Black Friday, a big day for us at The Onion, since we rely almost entirely on your memberships.
Our goal for 2026? More print subscribers than the Washington Post.
This is, somehow, feasible.
So sign up! A year of print is $75 for the year today. Help us do a very funny thing.
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What movie do you watch to kick off the holiday season? In this house, it's Trains Planes and Automobiles
two men are hugging each other in bed with the words `` those aren 't pillows '' written in the corner .
ALT: two men are hugging each other in bed with the words `` those aren 't pillows '' written in the corner .
media.tenor.com
November 28, 2025 at 1:54 AM
What movie do you watch to kick off the holiday season? In this house, it's Trains Planes and Automobiles
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lol
Thanksgiving Conversation Devolves Into Just Stating Things Dog Is Currently Doing https://theonion.com/thanksgiving-conversation-devolves-into-just-stating-th-1840069525/
November 28, 2025 at 1:41 AM
lol
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#OneHitHistory English musician & actor Lord David Dundas (yeah, he’s entitled…) earned US #OneHitWonder honors the week ending November 27, 1976, when his reworked jingle “Jeans On” entered the US #Billboard #Top40 at #38. The single spent 13 weeks on the chart, peaking at #17. #OneHitWondered
1976 HITS ARCHIVE: Jeans On - David Dundas (stereo 45)
YouTube video by AnotherProf
www.youtube.com
November 27, 2025 at 1:52 PM
#OneHitHistory English musician & actor Lord David Dundas (yeah, he’s entitled…) earned US #OneHitWonder honors the week ending November 27, 1976, when his reworked jingle “Jeans On” entered the US #Billboard #Top40 at #38. The single spent 13 weeks on the chart, peaking at #17. #OneHitWondered
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I almost forgot my last remaining Thanksgiving tradition, outside of eating too much...
youtu.be/m57gzA2JCcM?...
youtu.be/m57gzA2JCcM?...
Alice's Restaurant - Original 1967 Recording
YouTube video by Stiletto
youtu.be
November 27, 2025 at 6:19 PM
I almost forgot my last remaining Thanksgiving tradition, outside of eating too much...
youtu.be/m57gzA2JCcM?...
youtu.be/m57gzA2JCcM?...
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Although millions of Americans use cannabis for medical reasons, new research suggests that there is not enough evidence to support much of that medicinal use.
New study suggests few medical benefits to cannabis use for pain, anxiety and insomnia
Although millions of Americans use cannabis for medical reasons, new research suggests that there is not enough evidence to support much of that medicinal use.
www.wbur.org
November 26, 2025 at 4:19 PM
Although millions of Americans use cannabis for medical reasons, new research suggests that there is not enough evidence to support much of that medicinal use.
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The President doesn't want you standing up and speaking out against him, so he's coming after me to intimidate all of us.
But I won't back down — and neither should you.
But I won't back down — and neither should you.
November 26, 2025 at 7:51 PM
The President doesn't want you standing up and speaking out against him, so he's coming after me to intimidate all of us.
But I won't back down — and neither should you.
But I won't back down — and neither should you.
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Rachel Reeves' budget in a gif...
a cartoon character in a robe with the words uhh ohh behind him
Alt: a cartoon character in a jedi robe with a floppy light saber and the words uhh ohh below him
media.tenor.com
November 26, 2025 at 8:36 PM
Rachel Reeves' budget in a gif...
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November 27, 2025 at 4:03 AM
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Fuck Donald Trump for putting National Guard troops in harm's way domestically for no reason.
November 27, 2025 at 4:22 AM
Fuck Donald Trump for putting National Guard troops in harm's way domestically for no reason.