Himbotep the Mummy, PhD
@himbotep.bsky.social
He / Him(bo) -
No longer the sole member of the Premier's Himbonomic Recovery Team - Blessed with unlimited zeal
No longer the sole member of the Premier's Himbonomic Recovery Team - Blessed with unlimited zeal
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I'm sorry, do we have a sensible senator? Holy smokes do I have some crow to eat.
January 12, 2026 at 1:22 AM
I'm sorry, do we have a sensible senator? Holy smokes do I have some crow to eat.
To be fair, he asked Grok and it told him everything was fine in a delightful Jar Jar Binks accent.
Evan Solomon, the minister responsible for AI regulation and safety in Canada, declined an interview request.
Canadian government still using X amid platform’s child sex abuse material scandal globalnews.ca/news/1160665...
January 10, 2026 at 2:16 AM
To be fair, he asked Grok and it told him everything was fine in a delightful Jar Jar Binks accent.
A reminder to all the copy editors who choose "was fatally shot" instead of "was murdered":
You're looking for the tenth bolgia - when you get to the eighth circle, turn right at the thieves and go down three more levels.
You're looking for the tenth bolgia - when you get to the eighth circle, turn right at the thieves and go down three more levels.
January 8, 2026 at 1:35 AM
A reminder to all the copy editors who choose "was fatally shot" instead of "was murdered":
You're looking for the tenth bolgia - when you get to the eighth circle, turn right at the thieves and go down three more levels.
You're looking for the tenth bolgia - when you get to the eighth circle, turn right at the thieves and go down three more levels.
This would be par for the course of this circus but for one amazing additional fact:
Burch identifies as Catholic. Loudly. It's his Whole Thing. Spinning the Pope's words to appease your fascist? Holy shit man you'd better hope they're wrong about everything that happens when you die.
Burch identifies as Catholic. Loudly. It's his Whole Thing. Spinning the Pope's words to appease your fascist? Holy shit man you'd better hope they're wrong about everything that happens when you die.
In a stunning breach of diplomatic norms, Trump's ambassador to the Holy See issued a statement that misrepresented Pope Leo’s remarks on Venezuela in order to defend the U.S. military invasion.
Such a misrepresentation is unprecedented in the history of formal relations between the two governments
Such a misrepresentation is unprecedented in the history of formal relations between the two governments
Trump’s Vatican Ambassador Misrepresents Pope Leo’s Venezuela Remarks to Defend U.S. Military Action
Brian Burch’s public spin on Pope Leo XIV’s Venezuela remarks marks a striking departure from four decades of candor in U.S.–Vatican relations.
www.thelettersfromleo.com
January 6, 2026 at 1:07 AM
This would be par for the course of this circus but for one amazing additional fact:
Burch identifies as Catholic. Loudly. It's his Whole Thing. Spinning the Pope's words to appease your fascist? Holy shit man you'd better hope they're wrong about everything that happens when you die.
Burch identifies as Catholic. Loudly. It's his Whole Thing. Spinning the Pope's words to appease your fascist? Holy shit man you'd better hope they're wrong about everything that happens when you die.
Happy Big Mary Monday to those who celebrate.
We miss you, buddy.
Joyeux Big Mary Monday à tous ceux qui le célèbrent.
Tu nous manques, ami.
We miss you, buddy.
Joyeux Big Mary Monday à tous ceux qui le célèbrent.
Tu nous manques, ami.
Regular people: I miss when Twitter was a source of reliable information and genuine camaraderie.
NL Twitter: I miss the guy who always reminded me about Big Mary Monday.
NL Twitter: I miss the guy who always reminded me about Big Mary Monday.
January 5, 2026 at 11:53 AM
Happy Big Mary Monday to those who celebrate.
We miss you, buddy.
Joyeux Big Mary Monday à tous ceux qui le célèbrent.
Tu nous manques, ami.
We miss you, buddy.
Joyeux Big Mary Monday à tous ceux qui le célèbrent.
Tu nous manques, ami.
In the 80s, America produced about ten million videogames and action movies whose plot was "a decaying, perverted warlord has kidnapped the president of our country", and the Americans in them were the good guys. What a time to be alive.
January 3, 2026 at 5:53 PM
In the 80s, America produced about ten million videogames and action movies whose plot was "a decaying, perverted warlord has kidnapped the president of our country", and the Americans in them were the good guys. What a time to be alive.
Well, I guess we know Maduro's name isn't in the Epstein files.
January 3, 2026 at 1:45 PM
Well, I guess we know Maduro's name isn't in the Epstein files.
[ JG Thirlwell voice ]
Take it outside, SLOPBOY
Take it outside, SLOPBOY
That's Sloposoft SlopEO Slopguy.
Too bad, slopguy
January 3, 2026 at 2:02 AM
[ JG Thirlwell voice ]
Take it outside, SLOPBOY
Take it outside, SLOPBOY
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Outlook for the new year ...
December 31, 2025 at 11:20 PM
Outlook for the new year ...
Regular people: I miss when Twitter was a source of reliable information and genuine camaraderie.
NL Twitter: I miss the guy who always reminded me about Big Mary Monday.
NL Twitter: I miss the guy who always reminded me about Big Mary Monday.
December 30, 2025 at 2:06 AM
Regular people: I miss when Twitter was a source of reliable information and genuine camaraderie.
NL Twitter: I miss the guy who always reminded me about Big Mary Monday.
NL Twitter: I miss the guy who always reminded me about Big Mary Monday.
No, of course not. Why would you s- oooh, oh right. From February of this year:
December 28, 2025 at 2:04 PM
No, of course not. Why would you s- oooh, oh right. From February of this year:
As a recipient of this book via an extremely thoughtful gift giver, all I can say is
December 26, 2025 at 1:00 AM
As a recipient of this book via an extremely thoughtful gift giver, all I can say is
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No matter what happens tomorrow, remember that happiness doesn’t come from gifts; it comes from drinking from the skull of your enemies.
December 25, 2025 at 3:33 AM
No matter what happens tomorrow, remember that happiness doesn’t come from gifts; it comes from drinking from the skull of your enemies.
Oh how sweet, one of the sad freaks in Diagolon's Second Failsons got his babysitter to take him out to put up some stickers in town.
You're a big boy architect of the revolution now!
You're a big boy architect of the revolution now!
December 17, 2025 at 9:40 PM
Oh how sweet, one of the sad freaks in Diagolon's Second Failsons got his babysitter to take him out to put up some stickers in town.
You're a big boy architect of the revolution now!
You're a big boy architect of the revolution now!
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White House Begins Christmas Season With Ceremonial Lighting Of Cross
December 10, 2025 at 10:00 PM
White House Begins Christmas Season With Ceremonial Lighting Of Cross
I've been assuming that Bruce Cockburn is on his way to Hegseth's house.
I can’t promise that this is the first time a Canadian publisher of a beloved children’s book series has publicly condemned the bloodthirsty US secretary of defense’s use of its imagery to smirkingly defend heinous war crimes. I mean who can say.
December 2, 2025 at 3:31 AM
I've been assuming that Bruce Cockburn is on his way to Hegseth's house.
The only people to whom this is surprising are the out-of-touch rich weirdos who have been fleeced into investing in the Plagiarism Nexus.
Three years into the generative-AI wave, demand for the technology seems surprisingly flimsy
Investors expect AI use to soar. That’s not happening
Recent surveys point to flatlining business adoption
econ.st
December 1, 2025 at 12:26 AM
The only people to whom this is surprising are the out-of-touch rich weirdos who have been fleeced into investing in the Plagiarism Nexus.
@profanity.accountant I think it's clear that mummies don't swear.
November 30, 2025 at 11:37 AM
@profanity.accountant I think it's clear that mummies don't swear.
Sickos_YES
"A mountain walked or stumbled."
Wanted to finally do an interpretation of Cthulhu from H.P. Lovecraft's The Call of Cthulhu!
Wanted to finally do an interpretation of Cthulhu from H.P. Lovecraft's The Call of Cthulhu!
November 30, 2025 at 11:36 AM
Sickos_YES
Please allow me to help answer this question:
No, you fucking rube.
No, you fucking rube.
November 29, 2025 at 12:09 AM
Please allow me to help answer this question:
No, you fucking rube.
No, you fucking rube.
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I am a little tired of being yelled at for this but apparently not tired about: heroin addiction is not RFK’s problem. He’s a sociopath. Most addicts aren’t. Honestly, walk into an NA meeting, grab the first person with a few years to be head of HHS and they’d probably do a better job than Bobby.
This is what happens when you put a privileged, 14 year heroin addict in charge of health. Duh
November 27, 2025 at 12:15 AM
I am a little tired of being yelled at for this but apparently not tired about: heroin addiction is not RFK’s problem. He’s a sociopath. Most addicts aren’t. Honestly, walk into an NA meeting, grab the first person with a few years to be head of HHS and they’d probably do a better job than Bobby.
Hey #nltraffic , the lights at Kenmount and Polina are flashing red. Morning Kenmount traffic trying to use a four-way stop?
November 25, 2025 at 12:02 PM
Hey #nltraffic , the lights at Kenmount and Polina are flashing red. Morning Kenmount traffic trying to use a four-way stop?
Well heck, the Education Accord authors got away with it, why not scam the NL government for another few million?
There's a sucker elected every minute, apparently.
There's a sucker elected every minute, apparently.
A major healthcare policy paper commissioned by @govnl.bsky.social government from Deloitte at a cost of $1.6 million, cites research papers that don’t exist, making it the second major government policy paper called into question in as many months. #nlpoli #AI
theindependent.ca/news/lji/maj...
theindependent.ca/news/lji/maj...
Major N.L. healthcare report contains errors likely generated by A.I. – The Independent
$1.6 million Health Human Resources Plan from Deloitte cites research papers that don’t exist, making it the second major government policy paper called into question in as many months
theindependent.ca
November 22, 2025 at 5:36 PM
Well heck, the Education Accord authors got away with it, why not scam the NL government for another few million?
There's a sucker elected every minute, apparently.
There's a sucker elected every minute, apparently.
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Cloudflare is down now. Weird how this keeps happening to big web service providers as soon as tech companies decided to start firing people and replacing them with "AI". Such an odd coincidence.
November 18, 2025 at 2:05 PM
Cloudflare is down now. Weird how this keeps happening to big web service providers as soon as tech companies decided to start firing people and replacing them with "AI". Such an odd coincidence.
Man I can't wait to see DOOBIE'S FROGDOGENSTEIN.
November 8, 2025 at 10:41 PM
Man I can't wait to see DOOBIE'S FROGDOGENSTEIN.