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Himbotep the Mummy, PhD @himbotep.bsky.social · 2d

Alright I'm convinced, you've got my vote.

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💀 🎃 ThemBOO! 🎃 💀 @thembo.bsky.social · 3d

Hello, ladies, dudes, and gentlethems. The "Clanker Discourse" has been a two day workshop by JK Rowling to generate name ideas for characters in her upcoming science fiction thriller; it is now concluded, thank you for your participation.

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Himbotep the Mummy, PhD @himbotep.bsky.social · 4d

Friend, at this point I'm not entirely convinced any of them can read.

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Himbotep the Mummy, PhD @himbotep.bsky.social · 5d

Hearkening again to the death of Rush Limbaugh. Gnashing teeth and screaming the world would never be the same for a day, and then immediately forgotten.
I genuinely had to look up his name because I couldn't even remember which one of the interchangeable sacks of angry cottage cheese had died.

Gwen Snyder is undead @gwensnyder.bsky.social · 5d

Fascism really is built around hate and contempt, internally as well as externally.

If you as a fascist cannot function as an effective instrument for hate and/or contempt, you become an object of hate and/or contempt.

Kirk's martyrdom for hate failed, so we're seeing him held contempt, now.

Cohen is a Ghost @skullmandible.bsky.social · 5d

cracking up at how republicans just fully stopped talking about charlie kirk lol. dropped him like woody. they can't even keep up the pretense of outrage long enough to pretend to care for a whole month. zero attention span, brains like a kennel of angry dogs with a window to a busy street

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Himbotep the Mummy, PhD @himbotep.bsky.social · 5d

Do you know why that is, friends?
It's because it fucking _rips_. Treat yourself if you haven't yet.

Gretchen Felker-Martin 🍉 @scumbelievable.bsky.social · 5d

MANHUNT getting a shout-out in VOGUE from @emotrophywife.bsky.social <3

www.vogue.com/article/requ...

Required Reading: The 7 Books That Inspired Grace Byron's New Novel ‘Herculine’

www.vogue.com

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Himbotep the Mummy, PhD @himbotep.bsky.social · 5d

This u?

The cover of 2023's HUESERA: THE BONE WOMAN
It depicts a woman in a tub, photographed from behind and above. She is leaning forward with her hands on her head. Her spine and ribs are uncomfortably visible through her back.

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Himbotep the Mummy, PhD @himbotep.bsky.social · 6d

Well, I guess the second-last person (who still had 50% more votes than her) can at least thank her for taking one for the team.

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Himbotep the Mummy, PhD @himbotep.bsky.social · 6d

Uhoh, looks like there's probably someone in Portugal Cove St. Philips frantically googling "are dominion voting machines used in municipal elections" right about now. Brace yourselves for The Grift!

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Himbotep the Mummy, PhD @himbotep.bsky.social · 6d

That's a thought that you don't just bury, you drive that piece of your mind out to the old woodpile and you put a bullet in it as it's mid-sentence, asking you if everything is okay.

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Himbotep the Mummy, PhD @himbotep.bsky.social · 6d

In a way I admire this sick fuck's gumption. You could three quarter flay me and I'd never be forced to write that.

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Himbotep the Mummy, PhD @himbotep.bsky.social · 7d

Aye fuck knowledge, let's just ask the racist brain trauma machine that can't count.

David Roberts @volts.wtf · 8d

We laugh at this shit -- I mean, how can you not? -- but it's serious: these guys want to infuse reactionary thinking into AI and then infuse AI into every nook & cranny of American life. They can't win the argument so they are trying to blunt-force their views onto us with money & power.

Himbotep the Mummy, PhD @himbotep.bsky.social · 7d

You know what though? If you don't want people saying you share the stage with neo-nazis, maybe don't share the stage with neo-nazis.
www.thedailybeast.com/rfk-jr-loses...

RFK Jr. Loses Libel Lawsuit Over Neo-Nazi Party Ties

The health secretary once appeared onstage at an anti-vax rally in Berlin organized by the far-right.

www.thedailybeast.com

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Himbotep the Mummy, PhD @himbotep.bsky.social · 9d

As ever, I will remind folks that the last federally funded residential school closed in 1997. It's not just survivors who are alive to this day, there are staff members who are only in their 60s.
None of this is vague "ancient history".

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Himbotep the Mummy, PhD @himbotep.bsky.social · 10d

That is because you are good, Doctor. You could never be the Icon of Avarice, the gilded pig they have installed as their king.

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Himbotep the Mummy, PhD @himbotep.bsky.social · 10d

Oh man thanks so much for putting me in your game! Also you really made me more handsome than I am, and I appreciate that.

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Himbotep the Mummy, PhD @himbotep.bsky.social · 10d

Trump, watching John Wick: "My God does Keanu Reeves live in Ohio?!"

Himbotep the Mummy, PhD @himbotep.bsky.social · 10d

Man's out here watching the fucking A Team and wondering why everyone's shooting guns in the streets.

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Himbotep the Mummy, PhD @himbotep.bsky.social · 10d

Breaking: Octogenarian learns television isn't real.
www.kgw.com/article/news...

Trump seems to back off Portland military plan: 'Am I watching things on television that are different from what's happening?'

President Trump had said he will send troops to Portland to protect U.S. Immigration and Customs Enforcement facilities, which he said were "under attack."

www.kgw.com

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Himbotep the Mummy, PhD @himbotep.bsky.social · 10d

Him being a gormless, feckless, credulous, woo-spinner who's being used by cynical fascists to sell their pretend supplements has nothing to do with substance abuse. His addiction struggle is the only human thing about him, and mocking it mocks all the real people with the same fight.

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Himbotep the Mummy, PhD @himbotep.bsky.social · 10d

And another thing, because I am a salty bitch today, I will mock RFK Jr and his brainworms all day every day, but making fun of his addiction issues is not alright. Not out of respect for him, he's a shitbag, but for everyone else struggling with addiction. They aren't him.

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Himbotep the Mummy, PhD @himbotep.bsky.social · 10d

Also, thank a union. They're out here fighting for rights for your dumb ass even when you've been fooled by an algorithm controlled by billionaires into thinking you're anything other than livestock to them.

Himbotep the Mummy, PhD @himbotep.bsky.social · 11d

Pro tip! Anyone talking about a public service like Canada Post "losing money" is a colossal, thundering idiot whose mind has been poisoned by gargling Reagan's toxic piss.
Public services like the post, healthcare, and roads don't make or lose money, they cost money. That's why we have taxes.

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Himbotep the Mummy, PhD @himbotep.bsky.social · 11d

Maybe the elected officials honking about the Post losing money should submit data on how much money their salaries have "made" for the government.

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Himbotep the Mummy, PhD @himbotep.bsky.social · 11d

By this line of thinking, how much money has the military "lost"? What's the ROI for the 60+ billion dollars we piss away on that every year?

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Himbotep the Mummy, PhD @himbotep.bsky.social · 11d

Pro tip! Anyone talking about a public service like Canada Post "losing money" is a colossal, thundering idiot whose mind has been poisoned by gargling Reagan's toxic piss.
Public services like the post, healthcare, and roads don't make or lose money, they cost money. That's why we have taxes.

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Himbotep the Mummy, PhD @himbotep.bsky.social · 11d

It's curious to see people still wondering "will this become a civil war?" as though there will be some kind of official declaration, or that the news will show a big colour-coded War Index with an arrow over YEP WAR. The American government is sending armed invaders to pacify cities, folks.

Ashton Pittman @ashtonpittman.bsky.social · 11d

Trump says he authorizes Hegseth to deploy the military to Portland, which he lyingly calls "war ravaged," and says he is authorizing "full force."

Donald J. Trump
@realDonaldTrump
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At the request of Secretary of Homeland Security, Kristi Noem, I am directing Secretary of War, Pete Hegseth, to provide all necessary Troops to protect War ravaged Portland, and any of our ICE Facilities under siege from attack by Antifa, and other domestic terrorists. I am also authorizing Full Force, if necessary. Thank you for your attention to this matter!
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9/27/25, 9:19

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