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holly @hollysue.bsky.social · 5h

a woman is holding a cup of coffee and making a funny face .

Alt: Alexis from Schitt's Creeks holding a cup of coffee and making a funny face, saying "yikes".

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holly @hollysue.bsky.social · 7h

if the list on wikipedia is correct, it looks like it to me!

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holly @hollysue.bsky.social · 19h

the second-hand embarrassment for all these humorless dorks replying to this. oof.

Ken Tremendous @kentremendous.bsky.social · 22h

If Mamdani wins I will leave New York. I will go live in one of the other 5 houses I have, perhaps the one in South Florida, or the one in Paris, or Napa, or Cabo, but I will definitely leave New York. I will keep my apartment, though, because it's awesome and New York is great. But I will leave.

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holly @hollysue.bsky.social · 1d

Thanks - I will put my librarian powers to use and try to find it. 🤓

holly @hollysue.bsky.social · 1d

so relatable! 😂

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holly @hollysue.bsky.social · 1d

I think the idea is that you use this on the outside when you grill it instead of the butter or mayo that most people use.

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holly @hollysue.bsky.social · 1d

you know, in all the times i've been there, i've never tried it! Need to rectify this.

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holly @hollysue.bsky.social · 1d

it's Tillamook butter and Kewpie mayo

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The Daily Show @thedailyshow.com · 1d

We've got you 👍

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holly @hollysue.bsky.social · 1d

I’m a butter purist, wasn’t that impressed with the mayo, but I totally understand why people use it. Hope I get to try it!

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holly @hollysue.bsky.social · 1d

I tried the mayo on its own and wasn’t really impressed, but I can totally see why using both is likely better.

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holly @hollysue.bsky.social · 1d

I feel like @faineg.bsky.social needs to know about this.

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holly @hollysue.bsky.social · 1d

I am 100% going to try to snag some of this Butternaise when it goes on sale later this week. FOR SCIENCE! 🍽️🍜

A photo of an open jar of Tillamook Butternaise, a limited edition product they are releasing later this week. There’s a knife sticking out of the jar. It’s next to a melty grilled cheese sandwich cut in half, with the two halves stacked on top of each other.

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holly @hollysue.bsky.social · 1d

OMG

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Coach Finstock @coachfinstock.bsky.social · 1d

'Federal prosecutors opposed Dunn’s lawyers’ motion to dismiss the charge, writing that Dunn was “recorded throwing a sandwich at a federal officer at point-blank range".

POINT BLANK RANGE. A SANDWICH. LMAOOO

Oliver Willis @owillis.bsky.social · 1d

the sandwich guy is a political prisoner www.nbcnews.com/politics/tru...

Jury selection begins in the trial of D.C.'s 'sandwich guy'

Sean Dunn went viral this summer for throwing a salami sub at a Customs and Border Protection agent.

www.nbcnews.com

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holly @hollysue.bsky.social · 1d

This is so perfect though!

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Barred and Boujee aka Madiba Dennie @audrelawdamercy.bsky.social · 1d

Pantsuit girl boss ad exec, Work from home apparatchik,
Skittle haired, Soy faced, Abolitionist
Nasally voiced, Soros funded, Adderall dog mom consultants
Obese, Hipster trust fund socialist
We didn't start the fire

Sharon @sharonk.bsky.social · 1d

it's utterly wild how the Heritage Foundation president talks about other people

if you found a guy talking like this outside, you'd probably call the cops

But here’s the most uncomfortable truth of all: the parasites that have taken over so much of our country—pantsuited girlboss advertising executives, Skittle-haired they/them activists, soy-faced pajama-clad work-from-home HR apparatchiks, Adderall-addicted dog mom diversity consultants, nasally voiced Ivy League regulatory lawyers, obese George Soros–funded police abolitionist district attorneys, hipster trust fund socialists—are some of the least impressive people in the history of the world. The Uniparty would never have achieved what it has in this country without a great degree of rottenness, of decadence, of torpor, of complacency already

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holly @hollysue.bsky.social · 1d

Her little face! 😻

Freya Holmér @freya.bsky.social · 1d

it's been about a month since I took gumpy in - still no sign of any owner :c

I don't understand how this wonderful little goober could've ended up abandoned

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holly @hollysue.bsky.social · 2d

It’s so funny when the brands you assume must be everywhere are not.

holly @hollysue.bsky.social · 2d

it was on the local news broadcast in Portland, OR last night...

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holly @hollysue.bsky.social · 2d

I’m always surprised reading taste tests because so often I never see what I think is a super common brand. In this case, Marie Callender (the one I most often use if I’m grabbing a mix). I wouldn’t assume MC is a west coast thing (the usual reason I figure they didn’t pick the brand I use). 🍽️🍜

Serious Eats @serious-eats.bsky.social · 2d

After tasting our way through 11 brands of cornbread mix, we found two overall winners we’d be happy to serve at our own Thanksgiving tables, as well as several other worthy contenders.

We Taste-Tested 11 Cornbread Mixes—Here Are Our Favorites

After tasting our way through 11 brands of cornbread mix, we found two overall winners we’d be happy to serve at our own Thanksgiving tables, as well as several other worthy contenders.

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holly @hollysue.bsky.social · 2d

i am so mad i missed these.

Discontinued Foods! @discontinuedfoods.bsky.social · May 5

Gone Nutty! Pop-Tarts (2013-2013, 2018-2019): Peanut butter-centric Pop Tarts available in two varieties- A classic pastry filled with peanut butter and covered in sugar (like a peanut butter cookie), and a chocolate pastry filled with peanut butter and covered in chocolate frosting.

An orange box reading "Pop Tarts Gone Nutty...Peanut Butter", above a tan, sugar-speckled Pop Tart with a brown filling, a peanut butter cookie, and a dollop of creamy peanut butter

A yellow box reading "Pop Tarts Gone Nutty! Frosted Chocolate Peanut Butter", above two brown Pop Tarts with a brown frosting and tan filling, sitting behind a chunk of chocolate and a dollop of creamy peanut butter

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holly @hollysue.bsky.social · 2d

i literally gasped the first time i saw this. can't even imagine.

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holly @hollysue.bsky.social · 3d

So mad!

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holly @hollysue.bsky.social · 3d

THE WORST.

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