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Kevin O'Malley
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Just some guy, man.




10% Funny, 90% Tiresome. A more muted account you will not find.
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seems like completely logical move to me

when you're replacing someone named "pete best" you should shoot for the stars
We just accept it because it’s always been this way but ‘Ringo Starr’ is a bonkers thing to call yourself when the other guys are John, Paul, and George. It’s like having a band where everyone else uses their real name and then the drummer goes yes please call me Crackers Creamsworth
December 6, 2025 at 1:39 PM
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Honestly you don’t have to read any healthcare bio beyond “functional” because that’s where you know they’re doing some wild shit they only offer to cash customers because if you submitted the claim to insurance they’d probably call your local police to do a wellness check
1. He is a chiropractor, not a doctor
2. His MS is from his chiropractic school (that's why he doesn't say where he got it)
3. His Johns Hopklns degree is an online MA for non-physicians & the JHU library has no evidence of him finishing a thesis
4. Bastyr University is an unaccredited quack school
December 6, 2025 at 5:08 AM
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In South Minneapolis, Minnesota, nearly two dozen neighbors confronted and surrounded ICE goons after rapid-response alerts were issued. The goons were questioning an East African man when the situation escalated, and they eventually left the area without making any arrests.
December 6, 2025 at 12:57 PM
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Which groups have had it too easy for too long, getting too much public support?
According to Republicans: Trans people and immigrants.
December 6, 2025 at 1:32 PM
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How many people who watch Fox News know Trump pardoned a man who helped bring 400 tons of cocaine into the U.S.?
Hardly any of them, I suspect.
Sometimes the right wing murders the truth, sometimes is just kidnaps it and throws it in the basement.
December 6, 2025 at 1:34 PM
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Biden never slept through meetings but Jake Tapper wrote a whole book about how he was too old.
December 5, 2025 at 3:30 PM
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The idea that they want only legal immigration was a lie from the start.
Routine naturalization ceremonies scheduled for this month in Putnam, Dutchess and Ulster counties to welcome new U.S. citizens were abruptly canceled last week by the federal government, surprising local officials.   buff.ly/8emFeDU
Citizen Ceremonies Canceled
Dutchess, Putnam clerks say they have new dates for next year 
buff.ly
December 6, 2025 at 1:35 PM
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Perhaps Donald Trump should sign an executive order declaring June 14 (his birthday) to be National Racial Animus Day.
Donald Trump just removed Martin Luther King Jr. Day and Juneteenth from the list of free entry days at national parks.

They are being replaced with Trump’s birthday.
December 6, 2025 at 1:22 PM
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I dont understand how you can watch Labyrinth as a kid and the sexual awakening you experience is for fuckin’ Hoggle, but then I’m not Olivia Nuzzi.
December 5, 2025 at 7:28 PM
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At least 40% of the book is just tortured descriptions of her surroundings.
December 4, 2025 at 2:45 PM
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Oh my god in the scenes where she interviews Trump she just quotes him in full verbatim. Why would you include this in your book?!

She's allegedly this master of working high-level sources but she lets him filibuster for minutes on end. The interview produces nothing.
December 4, 2025 at 4:03 PM
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Source is the Manhattan Institute, who emphasize that newer GOP voters drawn in by Trump are more conspiratorial.
manhattan.institute/article/the-...
December 6, 2025 at 1:26 PM
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*More than half of the GOP believe the 2020 election outcome was the result of fraud
*More than 4 out of 10 believe 9/11 was an inside job
*37% believe the Holocaust did not happen or was exaggerate
*36% believe NASA faked the moon landing
*1 in 3 believe vaccines cause autism
December 6, 2025 at 1:21 PM
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Siccing dogs on people is a slave tracker thing, a Bull Connor thing, a police brutality thing, a jackboot thug thing, an evil abuse of both dog and man which only a fully corrupted spirit could enact.
My constituent, Wilmer, was mauled by an ICE attack dog despite the fact that, as he has consistently explained, he was not resisting arrest or trying to flee—his wife and young children, all U.S. citizens, were forced to watch helplessly as Wilmer was violently attacked and dragged away.
December 6, 2025 at 7:12 AM
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I am calling for Wilmer’s immediate release from NWIPC—he has NO criminal convictions, he poses no threat to the community, and he urgently needs appropriate medical care since ICE is denying him the treatment he requires.

I am grateful for Wilmer’s willingness to let me share his story.
December 6, 2025 at 2:41 AM
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part of it is that they hate women, part of it is that they hate her specifically because they think she should want to fuck them, part of it is that all this shit is for the benefit of like 10K people on twitter who've all been legally prohibited from having unsupervised time with their children
I don't really know what the administration hopes to gain by picking fights with the most well-liked pop artists in the United States. You're just generating backlash for no discernible reason outside of owning the libs.
Sabrina Carpenter ratioed the White House after it used her song in an ICE video.

The WH deleted the post…but now it’s back with a new ICE video, this time using an altered clip from Carpenter’s SNL monologue.
December 6, 2025 at 3:37 AM
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they hate music, they hate art, they hate artists, they hate pop, they hate the video games they play, they hate the movies they watch, like, they're just all the worst fucking people you've ever met, none of them believe in anything
December 6, 2025 at 3:43 AM
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it is impossible to overstate the extent to which this country is now being run by people you would leave a party rather than talk to for five minutes
they hate music, they hate art, they hate artists, they hate pop, they hate the video games they play, they hate the movies they watch, like, they're just all the worst fucking people you've ever met, none of them believe in anything
December 6, 2025 at 4:45 AM
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But he often made introductions for me and pushed me to do "bigger things." The day of the first meeting, I wore a massive $15 metal punk spike necklace that I normally did not wear. The unbelievably polite Tiffany's people complimented it. Frank rolled his eyes and said "she's just showing off."
December 5, 2025 at 8:45 PM
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If you'll indulge me, one of my favorite memories was that while I worked for him, Frank started meeting with the jewelry store Tiffanys to design some pieces. He invited me to join all of the meetings with the Tiffanys staff and give my thoughts. There was no reason to, I was just his asst. 1/2
December 5, 2025 at 8:43 PM
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The White House’s insistence on using Sabrina Carpenter’s work and image to promote their crimes against humanity is also them appealing to their base, which already uses technology to try and humiliate and puppeteer the likenesses of women who have autonomy, success, and visibility in public
December 6, 2025 at 4:37 AM
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My constituent, Wilmer, was mauled by an ICE attack dog despite the fact that, as he has consistently explained, he was not resisting arrest or trying to flee—his wife and young children, all U.S. citizens, were forced to watch helplessly as Wilmer was violently attacked and dragged away.
December 6, 2025 at 2:41 AM
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Not to defend Olivia Nuzzi, who broke every rule in journalism and promoted a charlatan to his current position. But it's incredibly telling that she will lose her job, but RFK Jr. gets to stay in his job despite the reports of his drug use, his affairs and his defenestrating of public health.
December 5, 2025 at 10:20 PM