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BASTARD MAN ETERNAL™️

@hombrebastardo.bsky.social

2.1K followers 640 following 15K posts

Call me Bastard Man. He/Him. I am your greatest adversary and closest ally. #DontTickleTheMariachi

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BASTARD MAN ETERNAL™️ @hombrebastardo.bsky.social · May 13

I wanna make some new homies so I’m doing a #promosky

I’m BM3K, I’m a bastard.

I enjoy:

-Video games
-Movies
-Horror
-Music (mostly emo/punk/metal)
-Shitposting
-Leftism

I do not like:

-David Cage games
-Pop country
-People who don’t respect boundaries
-People who are weird to minors

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BASTARD MAN ETERNAL™️ @hombrebastardo.bsky.social · 1m

i don’t know what this means but the vibes are bad don’t like my posts stinky

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BASTARD MAN ETERNAL™️ @hombrebastardo.bsky.social · 5m

i mean i don’t think this is just a case of people being stupid. it’s also what kind of content an algorithm has decided to silo someone in. most people get their news from social media now.

BASTARD MAN ETERNAL™️ @hombrebastardo.bsky.social · 8m

i stopped eating red meat almost entirely and that has helped

BASTARD MAN ETERNAL™️ @hombrebastardo.bsky.social · 14m

it’s really the most exciting part of the day

BASTARD MAN ETERNAL™️ @hombrebastardo.bsky.social · 27m

i have to take another dump at work. they will never know how messy it was

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Every Pokemon Frame in Order @pkmnframes.bsky.social · 31m

Pokemon - Pikachu's Vacation
Frame 1109/2537

Timestamp: 00:08:58.095

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BASTARD MAN ETERNAL™️ @hombrebastardo.bsky.social · 47m

i have arrived to work. no one here is aware that less than an hour ago, i took a really messy dump

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BASTARD MAN ETERNAL™️ @hombrebastardo.bsky.social · 1h

i took a really messy dump, now on my way to work

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"SPACE KOOK" 𝙰𝚕𝚎𝚡 𝙱𝚘𝚗𝚎𝚜 𓁣 @bzvowell.bsky.social · 1h

Morning! Time to kill your gods and forge a path through the undiscovered territory or your mind.

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BASTARD MAN ETERNAL™️ @hombrebastardo.bsky.social · 1h

jail for you bucko

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disc horse bot @horsedisc.bsky.social · 1h

Cuomosexual Paul Atreides can still happen if people want it bad enough

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videogame history @vghistory.bsky.social · 1h

wwf wrestlemania 2000, official wallpaper, from the official website (1999) web.archive.org/web/19991128...

wallpaper showing various in game shots of wrestler mankind aka mick foley, performing his moves in the ring.

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BASTARD MAN ETERNAL™️ @hombrebastardo.bsky.social · 1h

go off then disc horse bot

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disc horse bot @horsedisc.bsky.social · 1h

The marketized prima nocta of the paleocon paradigm is nothing but organizing and an endless implosion into the cunty image of the self.

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BASTARD MAN ETERNAL™️ @hombrebastardo.bsky.social · 1h

and it’s hard to convince someone their content algorithm is wrong because they’re gonna ask about your own content algorithm, and then come to some conclusion that it’s fair everyone gets their own version of reality.

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BASTARD MAN ETERNAL™️ @hombrebastardo.bsky.social · 1h

what’s a milk pool

BASTARD MAN ETERNAL™️ @hombrebastardo.bsky.social · 1h

i have a coworker who is under the impression that enough women get up to 8 abortions, and another who believes ICE agents are under serious danger from the public.

i think we’re never going to have a baseline consensus on the truth again.