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Homer Simpin
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Someday I'll have an interesting skeet
Pittsburgh person

You play man games, you get man pains
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Kim Kardashian slams psychics who told her she'd pass the bar exam: 'All fucking full of shit'
Kim Kardashian slams psychics who told her she'd pass the bar exam: 'All f---ing full of s---'
'All f---ing full of s---': Kim Kardashian has some choice words for the psychics who predicted she'd pass the bar exam.
ew.com
November 11, 2025 at 4:30 PM
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Incredible stuff on LinkedIn. Cofounder of AI notetaker says they told early customers that there's an "AI that'll join a meeting.” But it was really just him and cofounder joining & manually taking notes. No AI. Comments flame him. He posts reply trying to kind of walk it back. Overall: Total bait.
November 11, 2025 at 2:31 PM
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you can't just bring back austin powers. the franchise wrote itself into a corner after he volunteered to stay behind forever in the shagadelic dimension to save foxxy and vanessa. they already brought him back once without explaining how he escaped from fembot island, the audience won't buy it
November 11, 2025 at 1:48 PM
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Alperen Şengün just toys with Giannis and the Bucks...

#NBA
November 10, 2025 at 11:01 AM
Thank you Satisfactory for reminding me I played for 2 hours 🏭🧑‍🏭
November 10, 2025 at 5:45 AM
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Senate reaches deal on ending the shutdown
Senate reaches deal on ending the shutdown
Democrats are coalescing around a bipartisan agreement to fund the government.
dlvr.it
November 10, 2025 at 12:04 AM
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November 9, 2025 at 10:53 PM
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Super Mario All-Stars (SNES, 1991)
November 8, 2025 at 8:08 PM
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Nasty ankle breaker from Hunter 🔥🔥🔥.

They had to take Giddey to the back room. 🤕

#NBA
November 9, 2025 at 9:58 AM
Stimmy checks are back 💵
BREAKING: Trump has announced a $2,000 payment to most Americans, funded by U.S. tariff revenues.
November 9, 2025 at 2:43 PM
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The only time I've reacted the same way as the reactor is reacting in his reaction video.

(Alt text probably won't work so: this is a guy reacting to a jelly masterpiece being made. Video by richardsalesofficial on IG)
November 9, 2025 at 2:47 AM
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Sometimes America is so beautiful it just makes you want to cry. From beauty.
November 8, 2025 at 4:51 AM
Ayyyy 6 7 🤣
The entire class exploded when they hit the shot to have a score of 67 😂
YouTube video by ESPN
youtube.com
November 8, 2025 at 5:41 PM
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November 7, 2025 at 10:35 PM
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I love that the Boston cop slide never got fixed and now people just willingly go down it in tribute. It’s basically a national landmark at this point
November 8, 2025 at 6:15 AM
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not being a part of the problem or the solution but a secret third thing
November 8, 2025 at 1:53 AM
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OH NO YOU DIDN'T AARON!!!
November 8, 2025 at 4:39 AM
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Puffer jacket snoopy season is upon us
November 8, 2025 at 4:03 AM
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Collecting TikTok avatars of ppl telling me New York will be under sharia law in six months
November 7, 2025 at 11:18 PM
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New York millionaires: threatening to flee the city since 2009
November 7, 2025 at 9:36 PM
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cone of shame vs cone of delight
November 7, 2025 at 10:52 AM
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we’re about to find out if loving SimCity makes you a better mayor

Mamdani was asked in 2002 by NY Mag what he wanted for Christmas and said SimCity 3000
June 25, 2025 at 2:58 PM
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Durant was cooking on and off the court vs. the Grizzlies.

Durant: “I got three n****s guarding me the whole game”

Fan: “That’s smart”

Durant: “You’re getting your a** whooped, how is that smart?”

Then, Durant exchanged words with Tee Morant:

“We know (Ja) don’t wanna be here”

#NBA
November 7, 2025 at 12:57 PM
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November 7, 2025 at 1:36 AM