hooktail
@hooktail154.bsky.social
conjuror of computers
jen/jenny | 30s | she/her
jen/jenny | 30s | she/her
this is so sad hey siri play dilberito
January 14, 2026 at 9:34 AM
this is so sad hey siri play dilberito
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a truly great episode. this one is thoroughly upsetting!!
Our new episode is now available for all listeners on all platforms! Sarah and Helen examine possibly their most bizarre and odious author yet: psychoanalyst and "gender centrist" Gerald Schoenewolfe.
Episode 7 - Who's Afraid of Gerald Schoenewolfe? | Odium Symposium
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January 6, 2026 at 6:28 PM
a truly great episode. this one is thoroughly upsetting!!
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when the guests at the party ask “why do you have a human sized dog bed?” and it’s like… hello? for the human sized dog, obviously?!
January 2, 2026 at 1:05 AM
when the guests at the party ask “why do you have a human sized dog bed?” and it’s like… hello? for the human sized dog, obviously?!
my little bro: [was up til 3am last night watching tornado vids]
my grandma: how can you spend so long watching tornadoes?
bro: have you ever had interests?
my grandma: how can you spend so long watching tornadoes?
bro: have you ever had interests?
December 25, 2025 at 5:50 AM
my little bro: [was up til 3am last night watching tornado vids]
my grandma: how can you spend so long watching tornadoes?
bro: have you ever had interests?
my grandma: how can you spend so long watching tornadoes?
bro: have you ever had interests?
metroid prime 4 first impressions: chrono tower is unimaginably yonic
December 4, 2025 at 7:13 AM
metroid prime 4 first impressions: chrono tower is unimaginably yonic
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opening my credit score app to see it’s been updated to “not enron” as i exhale a sigh of relief
it's happening dot gif
November 24, 2025 at 11:30 PM
opening my credit score app to see it’s been updated to “not enron” as i exhale a sigh of relief
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welcome to transgenderism! we have:
dehumanization fantasy (animal)
dehumanization fantasy (robot)
dehumanization fantasy (corpse)
dehumanization fantasy (divine psychosis)
dehumanization fantasy (womanhood)
dehumanization fantasy (animal)
dehumanization fantasy (robot)
dehumanization fantasy (corpse)
dehumanization fantasy (divine psychosis)
dehumanization fantasy (womanhood)
November 1, 2025 at 4:27 PM
welcome to transgenderism! we have:
dehumanization fantasy (animal)
dehumanization fantasy (robot)
dehumanization fantasy (corpse)
dehumanization fantasy (divine psychosis)
dehumanization fantasy (womanhood)
dehumanization fantasy (animal)
dehumanization fantasy (robot)
dehumanization fantasy (corpse)
dehumanization fantasy (divine psychosis)
dehumanization fantasy (womanhood)
went to a party with @dailfaughter.bsky.social and we got described as morticia and gomez going to prom
November 1, 2025 at 6:34 AM
went to a party with @dailfaughter.bsky.social and we got described as morticia and gomez going to prom
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bloodplay scene where you make me floss my teeth
October 23, 2025 at 6:36 AM
bloodplay scene where you make me floss my teeth
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honestly it’s transphobia that partners aren’t allowed to watch the top surgery/bottom surgery/FFS/orchi happen
October 21, 2025 at 5:47 PM
honestly it’s transphobia that partners aren’t allowed to watch the top surgery/bottom surgery/FFS/orchi happen
if I were a cow girl I’d get myself stuck in cattle grates on purpose
October 13, 2025 at 1:11 AM
if I were a cow girl I’d get myself stuck in cattle grates on purpose
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i don't know if i can ever beat a post like lowtax's ex-wife posting telling you stop posting.
i--
i don't know where we go from here anymore.
i--
i don't know where we go from here anymore.
October 3, 2025 at 5:24 PM
i don't know if i can ever beat a post like lowtax's ex-wife posting telling you stop posting.
i--
i don't know where we go from here anymore.
i--
i don't know where we go from here anymore.
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maybe bluesky really is the perfect twitter alternative, it even has it's own insane CEO who's constantly posting through it
October 3, 2025 at 2:31 PM
maybe bluesky really is the perfect twitter alternative, it even has it's own insane CEO who's constantly posting through it
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watching you dildo brain cock suckers play w/ AI shit is like watching a dog paw at one of those puzzle boxes that you put treats inside of
July 31, 2025 at 2:11 AM
watching you dildo brain cock suckers play w/ AI shit is like watching a dog paw at one of those puzzle boxes that you put treats inside of
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"I asked chatGPT" "I asked Grok"
yeah well i asked goombella and her tattle log says you're a bitch
yeah well i asked goombella and her tattle log says you're a bitch
July 25, 2025 at 7:12 PM
"I asked chatGPT" "I asked Grok"
yeah well i asked goombella and her tattle log says you're a bitch
yeah well i asked goombella and her tattle log says you're a bitch
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ah well. you piss some you poo some
July 23, 2025 at 3:03 AM
ah well. you piss some you poo some
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hog slapper tattoo DILL PICK LES
March 15, 2025 at 5:51 PM
hog slapper tattoo DILL PICK LES
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even though I'm decidedly not against using AI to code (not sure I'm for it, either, though), I still think techies talking loudly about how much they love AI and how everyone else is just ignorant is, at best, DEEPLY TASTELESS
June 5, 2025 at 5:27 PM
even though I'm decidedly not against using AI to code (not sure I'm for it, either, though), I still think techies talking loudly about how much they love AI and how everyone else is just ignorant is, at best, DEEPLY TASTELESS
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if I was holding the conclave I wouldn't be letting ANY smoke out. I'd be hotboxing that shit fr
May 8, 2025 at 3:41 AM
if I was holding the conclave I wouldn't be letting ANY smoke out. I'd be hotboxing that shit fr
“I know anarchojack is running that food not bombs out in equestria” — @dailfaughter.bsky.social
April 25, 2025 at 5:18 AM
“I know anarchojack is running that food not bombs out in equestria” — @dailfaughter.bsky.social
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"alright welcome to my TTRPG session, here's the rulebook, lets create characters" and i pass around a copy of the DSM-V
April 24, 2025 at 1:34 AM
"alright welcome to my TTRPG session, here's the rulebook, lets create characters" and i pass around a copy of the DSM-V
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helen is seriously cooking here!!
okay a more sincere attempt at self-promotion: I read a book that wasn’t about gender and wrote about how it is about gender. it will happen again.
bananasinwartime.ghost.io/cisgender/
bananasinwartime.ghost.io/cisgender/
April 12, 2025 at 1:17 AM
helen is seriously cooking here!!