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When you do things right, people won’t know if you’ve done anything at all.
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wtf is a FIFA peace prize? that's like being an NFL laureate in physics
December 5, 2025 at 7:21 PM
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Reconstruction 2 is going to require a level of seizing assets that I am very comfortable with but you may still need to work through
December 5, 2025 at 3:22 AM
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If you see John Roberts in person, be sure to tell him he’s a worse Chief Justice than Roger Taney (pronounced “tawny”). That’s a nerd burn that will hit him where it counts.
December 5, 2025 at 12:23 AM
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This is actually quite brilliant, up to and including the final sentence 🔥
December 1, 2025 at 11:09 AM
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Lecturing on Watergate this morning and trying to decide how to communicate "no, Congress used to care when presidents did crimes!" without derailing the lecture and/or sobbing
December 1, 2025 at 1:36 PM
Being an ole Miss fan never disappoints to break your heart.
November 30, 2025 at 7:01 PM
Pretty sure we’re in war crime
territory.
Exclusive: Defense Secretary Pete Hegseth gave an order to “kill everybody” in the first strike on suspected drug boats in the Caribbean. After two men survived, the mission commander ordered a second strike to comply with Hegseth’s instructions, according to two sources.
Hegseth order on first Caribbean boat strike, officials say: Kill them all
Defense Secretary Pete Hegseth issued a verbal order to kill all crew members in the Sept. 2 strike on a suspected drug boat. Navy SEALs fired a second missile.
www.washingtonpost.com
November 29, 2025 at 2:45 AM
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Just because Trump brought RFK Jr. aboard to firm up the kook vote doesn't mean health writers have to keep looking for some kernel of truth in there somewhere.
November 25, 2025 at 3:43 PM
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Maybe putting a dozen narcissistic poser Fox hosts in charge of sprawling federal agencies with millions of combined employees and vastly important responsibilities with enormous power wasn’t the greatest plan.
November 24, 2025 at 11:46 PM
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when trying on pants, do this in the store. then tell the sales associate "the menswear guy told me to do this."

IG mr.funkys0ul
November 25, 2025 at 10:17 AM
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Coast Guard will no longer classify swastikas, nooses, as hate symbols.

The fuck?

wapo.st/3Mbd9a6
U.S. Coast Guard will no longer classify swastikas, nooses as hate symbols
The military service, which falls under the Department of Homeland Security, has drafted a new policy that classifies such items “potentially divisive.”
wapo.st
November 20, 2025 at 6:33 PM
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Let’s talk about sedition and treason, because the most powerful yet inadequate man in the world is having a tantrum about it, and his soulless, spineless sycophants are boosting his message.

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November 20, 2025 at 4:31 PM
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/3 Asserting the (legally correct) point that members of the military may refuse illegal orders is not conspiring to overthrow the government or hinder the laws by force.

You can tell because if it were seditious conspiracy Trump would be pardoning it.

www.pbs.org/newshour/pol...
Stewart Rhodes, convicted of seditious conspiracy and released by Trump, visits Capitol Hill
Rhodes, the far-right Oath Keepers extremist group founder, was found guilty of orchestrating a weekslong plot that culminated in his followers attacking the U.S. Capitol in a desperate bid to keep Tr...
www.pbs.org
November 20, 2025 at 4:33 PM
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mr president sir theres a story coming about how you intervened to help a sex criminal. no sir, not that sex criminal you helped….no not that one either…sir, please stop guessing sex criminals that you helped. ill give you a hint sir, hes a trafficker. no sir, not that trafficker a different one
November 18, 2025 at 1:10 PM
Dog park days are good days.
November 17, 2025 at 4:40 PM
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Good morning, all.
November 12, 2025 at 11:44 AM
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"go to TikTok. See for yourself."
October 31, 2025 at 4:25 AM
Oh my
Black Hole Sun
November 1, 2025 at 4:21 AM
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me looking at an all-marble white house bathroom after paying $8 for two russet potatoes and two grapefruits
October 31, 2025 at 7:34 PM
Tough elk season but it’s always good to get in the woods.
October 31, 2025 at 2:55 PM
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Donald Trump got mad at the TV, so now stuff costs more
Donald Trump got mad at the TV, so now stuff costs more
"ALL TRADE NEGOTIATIONS WITH CANADA ARE HEREBY TERMINATED."
www.motherjones.com
October 26, 2025 at 4:16 PM
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It would be the ultimate Trump move to up and die one day without pardoning any of the underlings who have been committing crimes for him.
"Yeah, we're committing all kinds of crimes, but it's OK because President Trump can pardon us after it all and he's going to live forever, just look at him!"
October 26, 2025 at 1:58 PM
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In what constitutional universe is "the President is telling the Justice Department to pay him $230 million" not an abuse of power?
October 21, 2025 at 7:50 PM
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Kashing them in their lies.
October 18, 2025 at 7:30 PM
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Even if these people are drug smugglers, there are international rules for intercepting them.

But if they really ARE fishermen … holy shit.
October 20, 2025 at 2:28 AM