Will
@htiman.bsky.social
Just a nerd fleeing the old sinking ship.
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If memory serves me, GameFan also gushed about Sewer Shark for Sega CD being a monumental video game achievement. Which it was not. This would explain things.
It occurs to me that many people don't know about the GameFan coffee incident.
In 1993, GameFan published a manic 6-page review of the game Cybermorph that was written while tripping on LSD that somebody put in the office coffee pot
The review declared that Cybermorph was the first "real" game
In 1993, GameFan published a manic 6-page review of the game Cybermorph that was written while tripping on LSD that somebody put in the office coffee pot
The review declared that Cybermorph was the first "real" game
February 10, 2026 at 9:18 PM
If memory serves me, GameFan also gushed about Sewer Shark for Sega CD being a monumental video game achievement. Which it was not. This would explain things.
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How time works:
1-2 years ago: Yesterday
3-5 years ago: Recent
6-10 years ago: Wait that was how long ago
10-15 years ago: No hold on go back one
15-20 years ago: Please stop a second please
20-30 years ago: I swear to god I will cut you
1-2 years ago: Yesterday
3-5 years ago: Recent
6-10 years ago: Wait that was how long ago
10-15 years ago: No hold on go back one
15-20 years ago: Please stop a second please
20-30 years ago: I swear to god I will cut you
February 9, 2026 at 10:03 PM
How time works:
1-2 years ago: Yesterday
3-5 years ago: Recent
6-10 years ago: Wait that was how long ago
10-15 years ago: No hold on go back one
15-20 years ago: Please stop a second please
20-30 years ago: I swear to god I will cut you
1-2 years ago: Yesterday
3-5 years ago: Recent
6-10 years ago: Wait that was how long ago
10-15 years ago: No hold on go back one
15-20 years ago: Please stop a second please
20-30 years ago: I swear to god I will cut you
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“I can generate a book in a day and it takes you six months to write one, so I win the race” is one the most pathetic takes I’ve seen today.
If you “generated” a book, you’re not competing in the same race, league, or sport as writers. Playing with Legos doesn’t make you better than an architect.
If you “generated” a book, you’re not competing in the same race, league, or sport as writers. Playing with Legos doesn’t make you better than an architect.
February 9, 2026 at 12:56 AM
“I can generate a book in a day and it takes you six months to write one, so I win the race” is one the most pathetic takes I’ve seen today.
If you “generated” a book, you’re not competing in the same race, league, or sport as writers. Playing with Legos doesn’t make you better than an architect.
If you “generated” a book, you’re not competing in the same race, league, or sport as writers. Playing with Legos doesn’t make you better than an architect.
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NINTENDOOO SIXXXTY FOUUUUUURRRR! OH MAH GAAAAWD!
Watch - youtu.be/x2VaagrAjhk
Watch - youtu.be/x2VaagrAjhk
February 7, 2026 at 5:20 PM
NINTENDOOO SIXXXTY FOUUUUUURRRR! OH MAH GAAAAWD!
Watch - youtu.be/x2VaagrAjhk
Watch - youtu.be/x2VaagrAjhk
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I hate this shit because it makes it impossible to talk about actual shortcomings.
It all gets tossed into a wash of racist horseshit to the point if you even try to talk about it like a goddamn adult you can't. It comes down to "taking sides" and that makes critique impossible.
It all gets tossed into a wash of racist horseshit to the point if you even try to talk about it like a goddamn adult you can't. It comes down to "taking sides" and that makes critique impossible.
Starfleet Academy hate is so fucking forced, hyperbolic and frankly often toxic racist and bigoted, it just angers me that the algorithm STILL rewards this kind of rage-baiting bullshit. Not that they will, but YouTube needs to fix its shit with rewarding this assholery.
February 7, 2026 at 5:03 AM
I hate this shit because it makes it impossible to talk about actual shortcomings.
It all gets tossed into a wash of racist horseshit to the point if you even try to talk about it like a goddamn adult you can't. It comes down to "taking sides" and that makes critique impossible.
It all gets tossed into a wash of racist horseshit to the point if you even try to talk about it like a goddamn adult you can't. It comes down to "taking sides" and that makes critique impossible.
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Starfleet Academy: "Series Acclimation Mil" -
Hmm.
I'm ... not comfortable with this episode.
Avery Brooks wasn't involved, and he made his feelings known about Sisko abandoning his newborn child.
And man, do some of the choices by Newsome feel more than a little presumptuous.
Hmm.
I'm ... not comfortable with this episode.
Avery Brooks wasn't involved, and he made his feelings known about Sisko abandoning his newborn child.
And man, do some of the choices by Newsome feel more than a little presumptuous.
February 5, 2026 at 4:03 PM
Starfleet Academy: "Series Acclimation Mil" -
Hmm.
I'm ... not comfortable with this episode.
Avery Brooks wasn't involved, and he made his feelings known about Sisko abandoning his newborn child.
And man, do some of the choices by Newsome feel more than a little presumptuous.
Hmm.
I'm ... not comfortable with this episode.
Avery Brooks wasn't involved, and he made his feelings known about Sisko abandoning his newborn child.
And man, do some of the choices by Newsome feel more than a little presumptuous.
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If this chant somehow broke out in a WWE crowd, fucking HHH's music would hit and he would legit start tear-gasing the first few front rows.
February 5, 2026 at 4:05 AM
If this chant somehow broke out in a WWE crowd, fucking HHH's music would hit and he would legit start tear-gasing the first few front rows.
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Neil Gaiman's audience: I'm hurt and angry and I never want to deal with a person who so deeply betrayed our trust ever again
Neil Gaiman: what up y'all been about a minute
Neil Gaiman: what up y'all been about a minute
February 3, 2026 at 1:50 AM
Neil Gaiman's audience: I'm hurt and angry and I never want to deal with a person who so deeply betrayed our trust ever again
Neil Gaiman: what up y'all been about a minute
Neil Gaiman: what up y'all been about a minute
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Again, the best bit is these are all 24th/25th century Klingon ships that Starfleet Academy shows they've just kept flying the fucking things for almost 1000 years because Klingons do not give a *fuck* they'll blow your ass up flying a Yugo somehow they don't even care
New Developer Blog: STO Ships are Canon! Again!
Three of STO's ships are now officially canon as a part of Star Trek: Starfleet Academy!
#startrek #startrekonline
www.playstartrekonline.com/en/news/arti...
Three of STO's ships are now officially canon as a part of Star Trek: Starfleet Academy!
#startrek #startrekonline
www.playstartrekonline.com/en/news/arti...
STO Ships are Canon! Again!
Explore strange new worlds, seek out new life and new civilizations, and boldly go in this expanding vast universe.
www.playstartrekonline.com
February 2, 2026 at 3:26 AM
Again, the best bit is these are all 24th/25th century Klingon ships that Starfleet Academy shows they've just kept flying the fucking things for almost 1000 years because Klingons do not give a *fuck* they'll blow your ass up flying a Yugo somehow they don't even care
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The sheer breadth of every fucking terrible person in our lifetime being in the Epstein files is mind-boggling. The goddamn Legion of Doom being formed around this shithead and we keep finding new ones.
Fucking James Somerton is going to be in there at this rate.
Fucking James Somerton is going to be in there at this rate.
February 1, 2026 at 7:26 PM
The sheer breadth of every fucking terrible person in our lifetime being in the Epstein files is mind-boggling. The goddamn Legion of Doom being formed around this shithead and we keep finding new ones.
Fucking James Somerton is going to be in there at this rate.
Fucking James Somerton is going to be in there at this rate.
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Long before the word "hyperfixation" entered the popular vernacular, Bill Watterson got it. He just got it.
January 29, 2026 at 8:34 PM
Long before the word "hyperfixation" entered the popular vernacular, Bill Watterson got it. He just got it.
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If you knowingly voice acted in this?
I will *never* let you live it down.
I will *never* let you live it down.
First trailer for Darren Aranofsky's new AI animated series 'On This Day... 1776'
• Tells short narrative stories about the Revolutionary War
• Uses Gen AI tools, including tech made by Google DeepMind
• Has SAG voice actors
• Tells short narrative stories about the Revolutionary War
• Uses Gen AI tools, including tech made by Google DeepMind
• Has SAG voice actors
January 29, 2026 at 5:59 PM
If you knowingly voice acted in this?
I will *never* let you live it down.
I will *never* let you live it down.
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(If you're not watching Game Changer you're depriving yourself of some of the funniest shit ever)
Game Changer - Dropout
The game show where there's a new, surprise premise every episode.
watch.dropout.tv
January 29, 2026 at 6:39 PM
(If you're not watching Game Changer you're depriving yourself of some of the funniest shit ever)
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That AI 1776 show is already on Time’s YouTube channel, and of course there’s zero information crediting the voice actors
I assume that’s by design, in which case even more shameful that any human voice actor would work on it tbh
At least own your slop.
I assume that’s by design, in which case even more shameful that any human voice actor would work on it tbh
At least own your slop.
January 29, 2026 at 6:59 PM
That AI 1776 show is already on Time’s YouTube channel, and of course there’s zero information crediting the voice actors
I assume that’s by design, in which case even more shameful that any human voice actor would work on it tbh
At least own your slop.
I assume that’s by design, in which case even more shameful that any human voice actor would work on it tbh
At least own your slop.
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I say this as someone who also has yet to get used to Matt Vogel's Kermit voice: Steve Whitmire is huffing his own farts so hard I fear he might overdose on them.
January 29, 2026 at 12:57 AM
I say this as someone who also has yet to get used to Matt Vogel's Kermit voice: Steve Whitmire is huffing his own farts so hard I fear he might overdose on them.
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I spent the better part of a day dealing with this, and luckily I was able to resurrect my machine without a full reset.
Microslop is a mess. In the last five years I have seen more critical fuckups like this than I saw in three decades of IT.
Microslop is a mess. In the last five years I have seen more critical fuckups like this than I saw in three decades of IT.
Microsoft is telling Windows 11 users to uninstall KB5074109
Microsoft is urging Windows 11 users to uninstall update KB5074109 after widespread bug reports, including performance drops and broken features.
www.windowscentral.com
January 28, 2026 at 10:52 PM
I spent the better part of a day dealing with this, and luckily I was able to resurrect my machine without a full reset.
Microslop is a mess. In the last five years I have seen more critical fuckups like this than I saw in three decades of IT.
Microslop is a mess. In the last five years I have seen more critical fuckups like this than I saw in three decades of IT.
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Previously unseen levels of washed, broke, and morally bankrupt.
January 28, 2026 at 8:08 PM
Previously unseen levels of washed, broke, and morally bankrupt.
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New Penny Arcade for your Wednesday
www.penny-arcade.com/comic/2026/0...
www.penny-arcade.com/comic/2026/0...
Guarding While High - Penny Arcade
Videogaming-related online strip by Mike Krahulik and Jerry Holkins. Includes news and commentary.
www.penny-arcade.com
January 28, 2026 at 2:52 PM
New Penny Arcade for your Wednesday
www.penny-arcade.com/comic/2026/0...
www.penny-arcade.com/comic/2026/0...
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Pretending like you don't know exactly why people are done with JK Rowling's transphobic ass is nothing but ragebait, but I would expect nothing less from the New York Times.
What a horrible rag they've become.
What a horrible rag they've become.
January 27, 2026 at 10:52 AM
Pretending like you don't know exactly why people are done with JK Rowling's transphobic ass is nothing but ragebait, but I would expect nothing less from the New York Times.
What a horrible rag they've become.
What a horrible rag they've become.
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Lord, I have seen what you have done for others.
Bolsonaro supporters protesting and demanding that he is set free got hit by a lightning bolt, 3 persons are in hospital now.
🚨⚡ Um raio atingiu bolsonaristas em Brasília nesta tarde. Eles estavam aguardando Nikolas Ferreira no Memorial JK para um protesto pela soltura de Bolsonaro quando um raio atingiu a praça. Três bolsonaristas foram para o hospital.
January 25, 2026 at 6:34 PM
Lord, I have seen what you have done for others.