Hugo Gordon
@hugogordon.bsky.social
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Dubliner in London. Sports nerd (and general nerd). Views described as "top bilge" by award-winning journalists
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At one stage you can build a house out of the flesh. The game does not remotely seem to realise how horrifying this is. Cronenberg and Donkey Kong, together at last.
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Every week with this team, a new wonder to experience
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-10 passing yards in total for the game. The worst total for any team in the last 27 years, and worst in Jets franchise history (which is saying something)!
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This team finds new ways every week to dig through the bottom of the barrel
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British Airways is a budget airline masquerading as an upmarket one, it's wild how bad their digital infrastructure is
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I am thanking every deity that I can think of that I decided against paying £200 for the privilege of subjecting myself to this in person.
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Watching the Jets play football
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Watching the Jets play football
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There's a weirdly horrifying level in the new Donkey Kong where everything is made out of meat(?!?), like a particularly ghoulish segment of a Doom game.
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This is it. I didn’t find it at all difficult to leave Twitter in the end: it stopped being fun and became boring and depressing. Whenever I opened it I’d see things that were obnoxious or upsetting. It was a relief not to do that.
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This is an exact encapsulation of why I moved to Bluesky.

No amount of handwringing in the Atlantic about how I owe some eternal Promethean suffering to the discourse is going to make me stay on a site I hate, that stopped doing anything for me professionally years ago.
Well – no. Bluesky may or may not be, as one centre-right friend who felt unwelcome put it, “self-righteous island”. But the idea that’s why we went is nonsense. That I’ve largely stopped posting on a site that’s done more to shape my career and social circle than the rest of the internet combined is less about avoiding rival opinions (I love arguing with people who are wrong!) than with the fact the site simply became unusable. It stopped generating the things (good jokes, interesting debate, clicks) I wanted; it became extremely good at generating the things (racists, pornbots, racist pornbots) I did not.
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youtu.be/mrOWredvW78?...

Relatedly have had this unbelievably huge track on repeat for the last few days
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explaintrade.com
This is an exact encapsulation of why I moved to Bluesky.

No amount of handwringing in the Atlantic about how I owe some eternal Promethean suffering to the discourse is going to make me stay on a site I hate, that stopped doing anything for me professionally years ago.
Well – no. Bluesky may or may not be, as one centre-right friend who felt unwelcome put it, “self-righteous island”. But the idea that’s why we went is nonsense. That I’ve largely stopped posting on a site that’s done more to shape my career and social circle than the rest of the internet combined is less about avoiding rival opinions (I love arguing with people who are wrong!) than with the fact the site simply became unusable. It stopped generating the things (good jokes, interesting debate, clicks) I wanted; it became extremely good at generating the things (racists, pornbots, racist pornbots) I did not.
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Every time I watch it I'm astonished at how good it still is
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And so the Yankees' season has come to an end, having correlated remarkably perfectly with this chart
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We’re back in business and moving up that table! #LEIvSHA
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Probably too early for that but he's definitely showing he deserves more chances to start games
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I love Joe Schmidt but the man hated anything that didn't fit The System (he does seem to have loosened up a tiny bit in recent years in fairness)
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Decided not to watch the Ireland match tonight on the grounds I wasn't ready to be hurt again and that seems like the right decision.
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That's a really fine performance from Ulster, they've been awesome in the second half. They'll not fear the Sharks or Lions on the SA tour if they keep playing like this.

#ULSvBUL
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Ulster's offloading tonight has been incredible.

#ULSvBUL
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Canan Moodie and Handre Pollard are having weirdly bad games.

#ULSvBUL
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I thought they'd changed the rules on this as well so that the away team wore the change kit? Maybe they decided the Bulls sky blue looked too similar to Ulster white?