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Hurmly (he/him) 🧙‍♀️Character art comms open!🤟
@hurmly.bsky.social
I draw nerdy things for nerdy people. I love cats. I hate fascists.

Fuck AI art/NFT/crytpo
Commission info: http://www.hurmly.com
Contact: [email protected]
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ok, I'm getting ahead of the curve this time!

PRICESHEET FOR 2026! There's a reduction in prices to try to bring in more folks (in line with sales i ran in '25.)

Also, there will be a reply to this post with the * s p i c y * examples.

Let me draw for you!

#Dnd #TTRPG #CommissionsOpen #OC #Art
As expected, that kicked ass.
just a few more hours until i get to see Ghost again.

AWWWW YEAH
February 6, 2026 at 4:44 AM
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Hey artists! Quote with your women art ✨️
February 5, 2026 at 7:48 PM
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February 5, 2026 at 8:48 PM
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February 5, 2026 at 9:55 PM
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@acollierastro.bsky.social’s and bobby broccoli videos are my top pick for video essays to paint to…I can recall alkaline lemon water vividly when I think about a piece
They're a requirement
February 5, 2026 at 10:48 PM
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I'm not gonna lie, I want to live in a society where people like Hawley not only don't get power, they actively receive consequences for their behavior. Make bigots afraid again.
This week, during a hearing on the proposed merger between Netflix and Warner Bros., Josh Hawley used his time to attack Netflix for "trans ideology."

Its the latest in a pressure campaign to get the platform to remove all trans characters.

The latest from our writer, S. Baum.
Republican Senator Attacks Netflix Over “Trans Ideology” In Hearing
…but children’s programming that actively promotes the cisgender, heterosexual nuclear family is apparently not “indoctrination.”
www.erininthemorning.com
February 5, 2026 at 10:20 PM
My god. The poster for the Toronto show

Artist IG: @aaronlea
February 5, 2026 at 10:22 PM
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the witcher series really gets to the heart of a contractor's mission in life: scolding people who think they can do your job
February 5, 2026 at 10:01 PM
just a few more hours until i get to see Ghost again.

AWWWW YEAH
February 5, 2026 at 10:08 PM
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Need some mons, so opening up! ✨📣
February 5, 2026 at 2:47 PM
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The Epstein files are, as far as I can tell, one of the biggest stories in America right now. And the media IS covering them. But everyone is also complaining that the media isn't covering them. This was a very explicit goal of the Epstein Network's destablization plan and it should worry you.
February 5, 2026 at 6:30 PM
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azeroth's nicest lady (citation needed)
#art #worldofwarcraft
February 5, 2026 at 5:57 PM
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furries must be protected at all costs
Furries have already achieved the dream of every shit silicon valley technology and in a more ethical and less cringe way

The metaverse: VRChat
NFTs: adoptable fursonas
Typing words into a text box and having art appear: commissions
February 5, 2026 at 5:40 PM
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Trump wants to take over voting in at least 15 places

FBI raid in Fulton County GA now fueling MAGA calls for election takeover there

That would allow them to purge voters, cut polling places, limit early voting & challenge election results. Very scary for 2026

www.motherjones.com/politics/202...
Trump’s FBI raid could lead to a takeover of elections in Georgia’s largest county
Trump wants control "over the voting in at least 15 places.” He could start in Fulton County, Georgia.
www.motherjones.com
February 5, 2026 at 4:34 PM
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*reads the White House post*

*chuckles at folks questioning whether Christian nationalism exists*
The Constitution says “We the People,” not “under God.”

“One Nation Under God” was added in the 1950s, not by the Founders.

Religious freedom means the government stays neutral, not that it favors one faith or uses religion as a political weapon.
February 5, 2026 at 4:09 PM
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I got my kickstarter rewards from @godivaghoul.bsky.social and I can’t wait to find some time to flip through everything ☺️
February 5, 2026 at 4:14 PM
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I got in SO MUCH trouble for this hugely viral tweet back in 2018 (from MAGA types mostly) but I stand by it (and in fact at the time the Auschwitz Museum defended me when people yelled at me that Auschwitz was a “death camp” not a concentration camp). My DENTIST congratulated me for this one
February 4, 2026 at 5:40 PM
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"I was told you're a monster," the hero said.

"So they say," said the monster.

"But you're beautiful!"

"Thank you."

"Have you always been a monster?"

"Heh. I was a young maiden. But I did something forbidden."

"And became a monster?"

"Got named a monster."

"What did you do?"

"I hit back."
February 4, 2026 at 6:38 PM
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They want you to pay $500 to post 6 links per month.

Yeezus fucking Christ.
I just got this notification from this trial Meta is conducting. For art to be seen, fees are required. No more likes because your work is interesting to ppl, it is all just paid access to huge audiences. And these are just starting fees, they go up after a month. 👎😬😭
February 4, 2026 at 6:39 PM
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Kindergarten teacher called a prank ICE hotline thinking it was real. She called to report her 6 year old student to ICE to try to get them and their family deported.

6 years old.

She does not enjoy hearing her own words and actions played back to her.
Kindergarten teacher wants kindergartener deported
YouTube video by Ben Palmer
m.youtube.com
February 4, 2026 at 5:26 AM
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Hey @schumer.senate.gov please tell me EXACTLY what a body cam is gone do for this baby girl.

Put it in record . Because I want it read at your reckoning
Elizabeth is a Columbia Heights fourth-grader who loves volleyball, learning English and giggling in the halls with her friends. She's been held in the Dilley Immigration Processing Center for nearly a month, and she and her mom have both fallen ill. sahanjournal.com/education/co...
Sick fourth-grader among 4 Columbia Heights students held by ICE
Columbia Heights Public Schools says four students remain detained by ICE after Liam’s return, including 10-year-old Elizabeth, who has fallen ill.
sahanjournal.com
February 4, 2026 at 12:14 AM
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No Chuck. Not "rein in." We said abolish. We fucking meant what we said.
Federal agents tear-gassed demonstrators and children in Portland.

An agent in Colorado stole a woman’s phone and threw her to the ground.

The disgraced former head of Border Patrol urged mass arrests.

This isn't what Americans signed up for. We must rein in ICE.
February 4, 2026 at 12:52 PM
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It is crazy the knots some men will tie themselves into rather than just admit that the feminists were correct and patriarchy is real
For sure man: Larry Summers, Peter Thiel, Ehud Barak, Peter Mandelson, Bill Gates, and basically every other oligarch, power broker and political bigwig in the western power structure were all taken in by a devious Russian plot to enact the precise policy suite they’ve espoused their entire careers.
February 4, 2026 at 10:19 AM
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[ #Artist challenge ]
if you see this i dare you to share your program and #art! ✨

now if procreate makes a desktop version of their wonderful app ill happily switch and use it full time
February 4, 2026 at 10:36 AM