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@hurmly.bsky.social
I draw nerdy things for nerdy people. I love cats. I hate fascists.
Fuck AI art/NFT/crytpo
Commission info: http://www.hurmly.com
Contact: [email protected]
Fuck AI art/NFT/crytpo
Commission info: http://www.hurmly.com
Contact: [email protected]
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ok, I'm getting ahead of the curve this time!
PRICESHEET FOR 2026! There's a reduction in prices to try to bring in more folks (in line with sales i ran in '25.)
Also, there will be a reply to this post with the * s p i c y * examples.
Let me draw for you!
#Dnd #TTRPG #CommissionsOpen #OC #Art
PRICESHEET FOR 2026! There's a reduction in prices to try to bring in more folks (in line with sales i ran in '25.)
Also, there will be a reply to this post with the * s p i c y * examples.
Let me draw for you!
#Dnd #TTRPG #CommissionsOpen #OC #Art
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This may have been playing in my head more than once over the last few months.
February 11, 2026 at 12:06 PM
This may have been playing in my head more than once over the last few months.
If a business opens at 8 am, that doesn't mean you can open the doors and come on at 7:55.
This is an incredibly hard concept.
This is an incredibly hard concept.
February 11, 2026 at 1:07 PM
If a business opens at 8 am, that doesn't mean you can open the doors and come on at 7:55.
This is an incredibly hard concept.
This is an incredibly hard concept.
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Maiden of the Mountain
February 10, 2026 at 9:30 PM
Maiden of the Mountain
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He doesn't know if the Census Bureau is part of the department he runs?! Or he doesn't know the Census Bureau establishes the poverty line?
Either way, that's the kind of staggering admission of utter cluelessness that should get this ass-kissing toady shown the door
Either way, that's the kind of staggering admission of utter cluelessness that should get this ass-kissing toady shown the door
KENNEDY: The Census Bureau is under your jurisdiction & responsible for defining what it means to be poor, is that right?
LUTNICK: I don't know
K: Well you need to look, bc it does. What's the % of Americans who live below poverty level?
L: I don't know
K: It's around 11%. It's been constant
LUTNICK: I don't know
K: Well you need to look, bc it does. What's the % of Americans who live below poverty level?
L: I don't know
K: It's around 11%. It's been constant
February 10, 2026 at 5:38 PM
He doesn't know if the Census Bureau is part of the department he runs?! Or he doesn't know the Census Bureau establishes the poverty line?
Either way, that's the kind of staggering admission of utter cluelessness that should get this ass-kissing toady shown the door
Either way, that's the kind of staggering admission of utter cluelessness that should get this ass-kissing toady shown the door
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Discord not having the foresight to not explain that face scans/ID verification will be case by case and take account age into mind is one of those "you make too much money to have this bad of a PR team." things.
February 10, 2026 at 5:39 PM
Discord not having the foresight to not explain that face scans/ID verification will be case by case and take account age into mind is one of those "you make too much money to have this bad of a PR team." things.
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February 9, 2026 at 2:36 PM
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NEW ART
A piece of someone's Red Dead Redemption RP character and their panther friend! :D
#RP #CharacterArt #CommissionsOpen #Art
A piece of someone's Red Dead Redemption RP character and their panther friend! :D
#RP #CharacterArt #CommissionsOpen #Art
February 8, 2026 at 10:35 PM
NEW ART
A piece of someone's Red Dead Redemption RP character and their panther friend! :D
#RP #CharacterArt #CommissionsOpen #Art
A piece of someone's Red Dead Redemption RP character and their panther friend! :D
#RP #CharacterArt #CommissionsOpen #Art
Today is going to be a very rough day.
I love walking in to piles of "HEY I NEED THIS DONE" first thing in the morning on a day that's already overly busy
I love walking in to piles of "HEY I NEED THIS DONE" first thing in the morning on a day that's already overly busy
February 10, 2026 at 12:22 PM
Today is going to be a very rough day.
I love walking in to piles of "HEY I NEED THIS DONE" first thing in the morning on a day that's already overly busy
I love walking in to piles of "HEY I NEED THIS DONE" first thing in the morning on a day that's already overly busy
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My Libertarian cousin posted something right after the inauguration about how Trump was already delivering to his LIbertarian voters (by pardoning some Silk Road guy or something, some Libertarian cause I hadn't heard of) I got really mad at him
this is a subject that's near and dear to my heart
1. no you didn't, you retconning fucks
2. your decades of anti-governance "free market" "government never functions" propaganda paved the way for the complete authoritarian decimation of labor, consumer, environmental protections
1. no you didn't, you retconning fucks
2. your decades of anti-governance "free market" "government never functions" propaganda paved the way for the complete authoritarian decimation of labor, consumer, environmental protections
February 9, 2026 at 9:52 PM
My Libertarian cousin posted something right after the inauguration about how Trump was already delivering to his LIbertarian voters (by pardoning some Silk Road guy or something, some Libertarian cause I hadn't heard of) I got really mad at him
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@nemy.bsky.social's beautiful Asra 🥀🔥
February 10, 2026 at 1:29 AM
@nemy.bsky.social's beautiful Asra 🥀🔥
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Age verification?
I brought my Game Boy on a car trip at night, and kept having to pause the game til we reached the next streetlamp or traffic light in order to see the screen well enough to play it
I brought my Game Boy on a car trip at night, and kept having to pause the game til we reached the next streetlamp or traffic light in order to see the screen well enough to play it
Age verification?
I used floppy discs to turn in homework
I used floppy discs to turn in homework
Age verification?
I remember using the Pokémon Snap kiosk in Blockbuster
I remember using the Pokémon Snap kiosk in Blockbuster
February 10, 2026 at 6:39 AM
Age verification?
I brought my Game Boy on a car trip at night, and kept having to pause the game til we reached the next streetlamp or traffic light in order to see the screen well enough to play it
I brought my Game Boy on a car trip at night, and kept having to pause the game til we reached the next streetlamp or traffic light in order to see the screen well enough to play it
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Did you Know discord has a phone number, Email and address?
discord.com/company-info...
Discord Inc.
444 De Haro Street
Suite 200
San Francisco, CA 94107
Phone: 888-594-0085
Email: [email protected]
Customer Support: support.discord.com/hc/en-us/req...
#Discord
discord.com/company-info...
Discord Inc.
444 De Haro Street
Suite 200
San Francisco, CA 94107
Phone: 888-594-0085
Email: [email protected]
Customer Support: support.discord.com/hc/en-us/req...
#Discord
Company Information - Impressum | Discord
Read Discord's Impressum, statement of ownership, as well as company information.
discord.com
February 9, 2026 at 4:44 PM
Did you Know discord has a phone number, Email and address?
discord.com/company-info...
Discord Inc.
444 De Haro Street
Suite 200
San Francisco, CA 94107
Phone: 888-594-0085
Email: [email protected]
Customer Support: support.discord.com/hc/en-us/req...
#Discord
discord.com/company-info...
Discord Inc.
444 De Haro Street
Suite 200
San Francisco, CA 94107
Phone: 888-594-0085
Email: [email protected]
Customer Support: support.discord.com/hc/en-us/req...
#Discord
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It could also be really bad for Discord if Canadians informed the Privacy Commissioner about this future violation of PIPEDA.
February 9, 2026 at 10:46 PM
It could also be really bad for Discord if Canadians informed the Privacy Commissioner about this future violation of PIPEDA.
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Costume designs inspired by the Inky Cap, Clathrus Ruber and Devil's Tooth mushrooms 🍄
February 7, 2026 at 7:02 PM
Costume designs inspired by the Inky Cap, Clathrus Ruber and Devil's Tooth mushrooms 🍄
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if i know discord for anything is that they can and will pussy out if people bully them enough for something. get fucking loud about this
Discord will require a face scan or ID for full access next month
Discord will require a face scan or ID for full access next month
Age verification for all.
buff.ly
February 9, 2026 at 2:35 PM
if i know discord for anything is that they can and will pussy out if people bully them enough for something. get fucking loud about this
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WereSpruce style practice from a while ago 🐮
Moodity version on patreon
Moodity version on patreon
February 9, 2026 at 6:21 PM
WereSpruce style practice from a while ago 🐮
Moodity version on patreon
Moodity version on patreon
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K-Pop Superbowl Halftime next year. Let's keep the assholes angry.
February 9, 2026 at 6:23 PM
K-Pop Superbowl Halftime next year. Let's keep the assholes angry.
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this is a subject that's near and dear to my heart
1. no you didn't, you retconning fucks
2. your decades of anti-governance "free market" "government never functions" propaganda paved the way for the complete authoritarian decimation of labor, consumer, environmental protections
1. no you didn't, you retconning fucks
2. your decades of anti-governance "free market" "government never functions" propaganda paved the way for the complete authoritarian decimation of labor, consumer, environmental protections
February 9, 2026 at 6:06 PM
this is a subject that's near and dear to my heart
1. no you didn't, you retconning fucks
2. your decades of anti-governance "free market" "government never functions" propaganda paved the way for the complete authoritarian decimation of labor, consumer, environmental protections
1. no you didn't, you retconning fucks
2. your decades of anti-governance "free market" "government never functions" propaganda paved the way for the complete authoritarian decimation of labor, consumer, environmental protections
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Discord will require a face scan or ID for full access next month
Discord will require a face scan or ID for full access next month
Age verification for all.
buff.ly
February 9, 2026 at 2:10 PM
Discord will require a face scan or ID for full access next month
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Do Not submit your ID.
Cancel your Nitro.
Call them out for this stupid decision.
Cancel your Nitro.
Call them out for this stupid decision.
Discord will require a face scan or ID for full access next month
Discord will require a face scan or ID for full access next month
Age verification for all.
buff.ly
February 9, 2026 at 5:45 PM
Do Not submit your ID.
Cancel your Nitro.
Call them out for this stupid decision.
Cancel your Nitro.
Call them out for this stupid decision.
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Capturing perfectly our relationship
Riker is in his never-ending “ewww don’t kiss me mom” teen years (he’s seven)
Riker is in his never-ending “ewww don’t kiss me mom” teen years (he’s seven)
February 9, 2026 at 5:19 PM
Capturing perfectly our relationship
Riker is in his never-ending “ewww don’t kiss me mom” teen years (he’s seven)
Riker is in his never-ending “ewww don’t kiss me mom” teen years (he’s seven)
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February 9, 2026 at 2:48 PM
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Weird. I tried to warn libertarians about Trump
February 9, 2026 at 2:04 PM
Weird. I tried to warn libertarians about Trump
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When I worked for Reason magazine during Trump's rise to power in 2016, I was explicitly forbidden by the editor in chief from writing about Trump's racism, or the violence and racism at his rallies.
It was a "sideshow," I was told.
It was a "sideshow," I was told.
February 9, 2026 at 2:10 PM
When I worked for Reason magazine during Trump's rise to power in 2016, I was explicitly forbidden by the editor in chief from writing about Trump's racism, or the violence and racism at his rallies.
It was a "sideshow," I was told.
It was a "sideshow," I was told.
The frustration of dealing with people:
From the other room, training being done on the computer
"when you're done, click here."
"what do you mean, click?"
From the other room, training being done on the computer
"when you're done, click here."
"what do you mean, click?"
February 9, 2026 at 3:04 PM
The frustration of dealing with people:
From the other room, training being done on the computer
"when you're done, click here."
"what do you mean, click?"
From the other room, training being done on the computer
"when you're done, click here."
"what do you mean, click?"