valerie cherish née clark
@hyperflesh.bsky.social
well I got it
Pinned
after driving to the WRONG DriveTest location in the middle of a SNOWSTORM and OTTAWA TRAFFIC, I PASSED my G test and am now a FULLY LICENSED driver!!
November 28, 2025 at 4:53 PM
after driving to the WRONG DriveTest location in the middle of a SNOWSTORM and OTTAWA TRAFFIC, I PASSED my G test and am now a FULLY LICENSED driver!!
just an insane time for fantasy movies
November 27, 2025 at 2:09 PM
just an insane time for fantasy movies
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I love dogs. I have always loved dogs.
November 27, 2025 at 1:04 PM
I love dogs. I have always loved dogs.
okaayyyyy home karaoke setup
November 27, 2025 at 12:13 AM
okaayyyyy home karaoke setup
do people under the age of 25 just not understand that you are supposed to take off your massive backpack when standing on public transit?!
November 26, 2025 at 8:55 PM
do people under the age of 25 just not understand that you are supposed to take off your massive backpack when standing on public transit?!
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Of all the positions in our modern hellscape, landlord should be one of the most stigmatized.
BREAKING: RealPage is suing New York, challenging a new state law that bans landlords from using algorithms to set rents.
RealPage claims that its software, which landlords have used to collude on rents, is protected by the First Amendment.
RealPage claims that its software, which landlords have used to collude on rents, is protected by the First Amendment.
November 26, 2025 at 4:57 PM
Of all the positions in our modern hellscape, landlord should be one of the most stigmatized.
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anybody need anything
November 26, 2025 at 4:29 PM
anybody need anything
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this is your regular reminder that not only will the AI bubble pop at some point, it will take Elon Musk with it
November 25, 2025 at 3:38 PM
this is your regular reminder that not only will the AI bubble pop at some point, it will take Elon Musk with it
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Peta- Just think about how gross this is
Me- I am, and now I have a raging hardon at the thanksgiving dinner table
Me- I am, and now I have a raging hardon at the thanksgiving dinner table
November 25, 2025 at 3:22 PM
Peta- Just think about how gross this is
Me- I am, and now I have a raging hardon at the thanksgiving dinner table
Me- I am, and now I have a raging hardon at the thanksgiving dinner table
my bus was cancelled for the second day in a row but good news everyone, fares are going up!
also, I am now fully on the “moralizing over fare evaders is absolute cuck behaviour” train. the people running transit are pissing in your mouths and telling you it’s raining
also, I am now fully on the “moralizing over fare evaders is absolute cuck behaviour” train. the people running transit are pissing in your mouths and telling you it’s raining
November 25, 2025 at 12:21 PM
my bus was cancelled for the second day in a row but good news everyone, fares are going up!
also, I am now fully on the “moralizing over fare evaders is absolute cuck behaviour” train. the people running transit are pissing in your mouths and telling you it’s raining
also, I am now fully on the “moralizing over fare evaders is absolute cuck behaviour” train. the people running transit are pissing in your mouths and telling you it’s raining
We’ll see how brave you are
We’ll see how fast you’ll be running
We’ll see how fast you’ll be running
November 21, 2025 at 8:49 PM
We’ll see how brave you are
We’ll see how fast you’ll be running
We’ll see how fast you’ll be running
greenie greenie it’s time to get your greenie!
November 21, 2025 at 6:04 PM
greenie greenie it’s time to get your greenie!
I’m a drunk but that’s incredible
November 19, 2025 at 6:54 PM
I’m a drunk but that’s incredible
jeff buckley mojo pin that’s right
November 18, 2025 at 3:32 AM
jeff buckley mojo pin that’s right
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"Quiet! Quiet, Piggy."
November 18, 2025 at 2:54 AM
"Quiet! Quiet, Piggy."
drunk chicken with chinese carrot and daikon 🤩
November 16, 2025 at 9:48 PM
drunk chicken with chinese carrot and daikon 🤩
who thinks she should suffer? clap if you think she should suffer
November 16, 2025 at 3:18 PM
who thinks she should suffer? clap if you think she should suffer
excuse me but can I be for a while, I’m a fountain of blood in the shape of a girl and you’re not rid of me, mmm you’re not rid of me
November 16, 2025 at 1:51 PM
excuse me but can I be for a while, I’m a fountain of blood in the shape of a girl and you’re not rid of me, mmm you’re not rid of me
nothing quite like trying on clothes as a fat guy to make you haaaaate your body 🤪
November 15, 2025 at 8:52 PM
nothing quite like trying on clothes as a fat guy to make you haaaaate your body 🤪
There's a twink on the horizon (there's a twink, there's a twink, there's a twink)
Wish that I'd go to bed
If I fall to his feet tonight (if I fall, if I fall, if I fall)
Will I rest my head?
Wish that I'd go to bed
If I fall to his feet tonight (if I fall, if I fall, if I fall)
Will I rest my head?
November 14, 2025 at 9:31 PM
There's a twink on the horizon (there's a twink, there's a twink, there's a twink)
Wish that I'd go to bed
If I fall to his feet tonight (if I fall, if I fall, if I fall)
Will I rest my head?
Wish that I'd go to bed
If I fall to his feet tonight (if I fall, if I fall, if I fall)
Will I rest my head?
the way I doxed myself
November 14, 2025 at 2:23 PM
the way I doxed myself