🦃 Tofurkey McCluck 🦃
@tophr.org
developr / designr / illustratr / internet person
🧿 he/him 📍Chicago 🌈 gay mess
🔗 tophermcculloch.com #️⃣ makesomethingawfuleveryday.tumblr.com
🧿 he/him 📍Chicago 🌈 gay mess
🔗 tophermcculloch.com #️⃣ makesomethingawfuleveryday.tumblr.com
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He has gone too far
November 16, 2025 at 9:27 PM
He has gone too far
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last night at a bar I learned that they improved pinball by making machines that are entirely computers and they’re much better than what we had before
November 16, 2025 at 6:43 PM
last night at a bar I learned that they improved pinball by making machines that are entirely computers and they’re much better than what we had before
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'Four cones wins, but in order to get a cone you have to build a civilization. Which is where the spirit cards come in'
November 15, 2025 at 11:25 PM
'Four cones wins, but in order to get a cone you have to build a civilization. Which is where the spirit cards come in'
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Here are some screenshots of me as The Master & my fiance @ajbartart.bsky.social as #Torgo in #AnimalCrossingNewHorizons from #ManosTheHandsOfFate when we celebrated last year's #ManosDay ! 😂
Had a fantastic second Manos Day thanks to all creatives involved & @dumbindustries.bsky.social on #Twitch!
Had a fantastic second Manos Day thanks to all creatives involved & @dumbindustries.bsky.social on #Twitch!
November 16, 2024 at 3:47 AM
Here are some screenshots of me as The Master & my fiance @ajbartart.bsky.social as #Torgo in #AnimalCrossingNewHorizons from #ManosTheHandsOfFate when we celebrated last year's #ManosDay ! 😂
Had a fantastic second Manos Day thanks to all creatives involved & @dumbindustries.bsky.social on #Twitch!
Had a fantastic second Manos Day thanks to all creatives involved & @dumbindustries.bsky.social on #Twitch!
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IT WILL BE DARK SOON. There's no way out of here.
Countdown the minutes to #ManosDay at dumb-industries.com
Join us tomorrow starting at 12pm ET for an all-day marathon of MANOS
#manos #manosthehandsoffate #themasterapproves #mst3k #valleylodge #bmovies
Countdown the minutes to #ManosDay at dumb-industries.com
Join us tomorrow starting at 12pm ET for an all-day marathon of MANOS
#manos #manosthehandsoffate #themasterapproves #mst3k #valleylodge #bmovies
November 15, 2025 at 3:39 AM
IT WILL BE DARK SOON. There's no way out of here.
Countdown the minutes to #ManosDay at dumb-industries.com
Join us tomorrow starting at 12pm ET for an all-day marathon of MANOS
#manos #manosthehandsoffate #themasterapproves #mst3k #valleylodge #bmovies
Countdown the minutes to #ManosDay at dumb-industries.com
Join us tomorrow starting at 12pm ET for an all-day marathon of MANOS
#manos #manosthehandsoffate #themasterapproves #mst3k #valleylodge #bmovies
not a huge Culver's fan (I think I feel some misguided tension with Dairy Queen) but I'm coming around
November 15, 2025 at 12:17 AM
not a huge Culver's fan (I think I feel some misguided tension with Dairy Queen) but I'm coming around
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well according to my time sheet I had a 40 hour week including 8 hrs PTO on Tuesday but spiritually it felt like a 60 hour week. much 2 consider.
November 14, 2025 at 11:03 PM
well according to my time sheet I had a 40 hour week including 8 hrs PTO on Tuesday but spiritually it felt like a 60 hour week. much 2 consider.
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Neon Genesis Evangelion
Episode 9
Mind, Matching, Moment
Both of You, Dance Like You Want to Win!
Episode 9
Mind, Matching, Moment
Both of You, Dance Like You Want to Win!
November 14, 2025 at 10:33 PM
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me af
just remembered the best comic ever about reading ulysses
November 14, 2025 at 10:04 PM
me af
new Hercules & Love Affair single 🕺
Someone Else is Calling
open.spotify.com
November 14, 2025 at 4:31 PM
new Hercules & Love Affair single 🕺
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Who up screaming at they perimeter fence
November 14, 2025 at 3:58 PM
Who up screaming at they perimeter fence
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2356 years ago, on the 14th of November 332 BCE, Alexander the Great was crowned pharaoh of Egypt. He had previously been pronounced the son of Amun on a visit tot the oracle at the Siwa Oasis. Due to this supposed lineage, Alexander was sometimes depicted with the Horns of Ammon. #otd #history 🗃️
November 14, 2025 at 8:22 AM
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i grew up in standard definition
I don't know if you're neurodivergent or from North Dakota
November 14, 2025 at 4:01 AM
i grew up in standard definition
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Give a man a fish and someone with a thousand fishes is going to bitch about people getting free handouts. Teach a man to fish? Yeah, that person with a thousand fishes is going to bitch about that too.
November 14, 2025 at 1:28 AM
Give a man a fish and someone with a thousand fishes is going to bitch about people getting free handouts. Teach a man to fish? Yeah, that person with a thousand fishes is going to bitch about that too.
We all have a lot of moments waiting... until we don't. Isn't that beautiful?
November 14, 2025 at 1:34 AM
We all have a lot of moments waiting... until we don't. Isn't that beautiful?
me when I heard about the steam machine yesterday
November 14, 2025 at 12:07 AM
me when I heard about the steam machine yesterday
gonna go on a limb and say "f/u" is a bad abbreviation for followup. or maybe the account person is mad at me. :(
November 13, 2025 at 9:09 PM
gonna go on a limb and say "f/u" is a bad abbreviation for followup. or maybe the account person is mad at me. :(
daily affirmations: I may procrastinate in my personal life but I am on top of things professionally
November 13, 2025 at 5:23 PM
daily affirmations: I may procrastinate in my personal life but I am on top of things professionally