BBQ
@iambbq.bsky.social
I tell dad jokes, play games badly, attempt infosec and annoy bigots.
someone needs to check up on mel brooks
December 15, 2025 at 2:43 AM
someone needs to check up on mel brooks
"does it taste good?"
"no idea but i can tell you exactly what colour it is"
"no idea but i can tell you exactly what colour it is"
December 13, 2025 at 3:29 PM
"does it taste good?"
"no idea but i can tell you exactly what colour it is"
"no idea but i can tell you exactly what colour it is"
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Remember folks: if you have any small amount of artistic talent, any sex appeal, or can make your friends laugh, the richest man on earth is crying screaming throwing up because he can’t be you.
December 6, 2025 at 10:59 PM
Remember folks: if you have any small amount of artistic talent, any sex appeal, or can make your friends laugh, the richest man on earth is crying screaming throwing up because he can’t be you.
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The Girl Guides of Canada say: Be prepared to protect trans rights.
December 4, 2025 at 7:53 PM
The Girl Guides of Canada say: Be prepared to protect trans rights.
Heyyy habibi is your profile on al-tndr cause you have to be kidding me
December 3, 2025 at 7:07 PM
Heyyy habibi is your profile on al-tndr cause you have to be kidding me
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wife got a timer for all of our christmas lights so obviously thinking of this
December 2, 2025 at 1:29 AM
wife got a timer for all of our christmas lights so obviously thinking of this
idk man i'd love to be called "disgraceful" by the guy who passed a law banning muslims
December 3, 2025 at 1:25 AM
idk man i'd love to be called "disgraceful" by the guy who passed a law banning muslims
Hmm shiny
(Not actually shiny)
(Not actually shiny)
November 22, 2025 at 3:06 AM
Hmm shiny
(Not actually shiny)
(Not actually shiny)
good sentence, three words too long
November 21, 2025 at 4:34 PM
good sentence, three words too long
Pharaoh, there's a guy out here covered in little tiles and he says he wants to set free all those guys we stole
November 18, 2025 at 2:00 AM
Pharaoh, there's a guy out here covered in little tiles and he says he wants to set free all those guys we stole
Weird AI Yankovic this font needs serifs
Change a letter, make a singer less appealing:
Yeastie Boys
Yeastie Boys
Change a letter, make a singer less appealing:
Kid Sock
Kid Sock
November 14, 2025 at 11:11 PM
Weird AI Yankovic this font needs serifs
patton oswalt said nothing wrong
November 14, 2025 at 10:20 PM
patton oswalt said nothing wrong
Dude sit down i can't see
November 12, 2025 at 12:22 AM
Dude sit down i can't see
in that moment i realized my wife didn't actually find g-d, she just converted to judaism so we could have a second kitchen where i wouldn't be standing in the way of her opening a drawer
November 3, 2025 at 1:45 AM
in that moment i realized my wife didn't actually find g-d, she just converted to judaism so we could have a second kitchen where i wouldn't be standing in the way of her opening a drawer
@krrutherford.bsky.social www.sportsnet.ca/mlb/article/...
If they won't let you put the accent on Kiké Hernandez' name, maybe we should insist on spelling out "Enrique" in full, so we don't instead refer to him by a slur :)
If they won't let you put the accent on Kiké Hernandez' name, maybe we should insist on spelling out "Enrique" in full, so we don't instead refer to him by a slur :)
'Cost everybody in here a World Series ring': Hoffman, Blue Jays gutted after Game 7 loss
In the aftermath of Game 7, closer Jeff Hoffman was still wearing his Blue Jays cap — as well as that gutting loss. Sportsnet's Kristina Rutherford has more from inside the locker room.
www.sportsnet.ca
November 2, 2025 at 2:24 PM
@krrutherford.bsky.social www.sportsnet.ca/mlb/article/...
If they won't let you put the accent on Kiké Hernandez' name, maybe we should insist on spelling out "Enrique" in full, so we don't instead refer to him by a slur :)
If they won't let you put the accent on Kiké Hernandez' name, maybe we should insist on spelling out "Enrique" in full, so we don't instead refer to him by a slur :)
After 30 years of inflation, The Price Is Right reruns get mighty difficult
November 1, 2025 at 5:15 PM
After 30 years of inflation, The Price Is Right reruns get mighty difficult
@epicgamesstore.bsky.social good god do i need fifteen emails about your privacy policy
October 26, 2025 at 10:14 PM
@epicgamesstore.bsky.social good god do i need fifteen emails about your privacy policy
Due to a mishap involving the chariots of potassium, parking lot II is temporarily closed
For best results, do not park the chariots of fire next to the chariots of water.
October 25, 2025 at 2:51 PM
Due to a mishap involving the chariots of potassium, parking lot II is temporarily closed
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Not sure I get Trump's new vision for the White House
October 21, 2025 at 6:14 PM
Not sure I get Trump's new vision for the White House
Attempt 7 was going.... well ok it wasn't going great tbqh but I made it all the way to the "don't fall in the hole" level
what happened next isn't importaANYWAY Attempt 8's gonna kick off next week!
what happened next isn't importaANYWAY Attempt 8's gonna kick off next week!
October 16, 2025 at 2:18 AM
Attempt 7 was going.... well ok it wasn't going great tbqh but I made it all the way to the "don't fall in the hole" level
what happened next isn't importaANYWAY Attempt 8's gonna kick off next week!
what happened next isn't importaANYWAY Attempt 8's gonna kick off next week!
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Near Portland? Come celebrate the 40th anniversary of the NES with a once-in-a-lifetime panel with the people who made it happen! We're hosting a panel on the actual 40th anniversary date with ex-Nintendo staff. Memories, photos, surprises and more! www.patreon.com/posts/nes-40...
October 15, 2025 at 4:26 PM
Near Portland? Come celebrate the 40th anniversary of the NES with a once-in-a-lifetime panel with the people who made it happen! We're hosting a panel on the actual 40th anniversary date with ex-Nintendo staff. Memories, photos, surprises and more! www.patreon.com/posts/nes-40...
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you know what i love, is one of my favorite experiences, is when im using a product that i use daily to do some work and i want to just get it done and move on but when i go to it i get a popup that says "Hey! Welcome to our new redesign. Let's take a tour!" and i have to click Next 30 times
October 4, 2025 at 8:53 PM
you know what i love, is one of my favorite experiences, is when im using a product that i use daily to do some work and i want to just get it done and move on but when i go to it i get a popup that says "Hey! Welcome to our new redesign. Let's take a tour!" and i have to click Next 30 times
well the good news is i didn't forget to stream the full clear
attempt 7 goes next week i guess lol
attempt 7 goes next week i guess lol
October 2, 2025 at 2:04 AM
well the good news is i didn't forget to stream the full clear
attempt 7 goes next week i guess lol
attempt 7 goes next week i guess lol
