BBQ
@iambbq.bsky.social
I tell dad jokes, play games badly, attempt infosec and annoy bigots.
tear gas is a powder
don't touch your face, don't wash it off with anything in the field
if someone wets or touches your face for you, you're in for a bad time, just find a cool breeze and swear until it stops hurting
you'll be fine, just cry and let that booger hang
don't touch your face, don't wash it off with anything in the field
if someone wets or touches your face for you, you're in for a bad time, just find a cool breeze and swear until it stops hurting
you'll be fine, just cry and let that booger hang
February 1, 2026 at 5:33 AM
tear gas is a powder
don't touch your face, don't wash it off with anything in the field
if someone wets or touches your face for you, you're in for a bad time, just find a cool breeze and swear until it stops hurting
you'll be fine, just cry and let that booger hang
don't touch your face, don't wash it off with anything in the field
if someone wets or touches your face for you, you're in for a bad time, just find a cool breeze and swear until it stops hurting
you'll be fine, just cry and let that booger hang
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3:07 am : *sits bolt upright in bed*
TOO MUCH SOUP IS A SLURPLUS
*immediately falls back into deep sleep*
TOO MUCH SOUP IS A SLURPLUS
*immediately falls back into deep sleep*
January 14, 2026 at 11:43 PM
3:07 am : *sits bolt upright in bed*
TOO MUCH SOUP IS A SLURPLUS
*immediately falls back into deep sleep*
TOO MUCH SOUP IS A SLURPLUS
*immediately falls back into deep sleep*
hi bluesky, i found a video on my hard drive called bluesky.mp4 so uh, here you go i guess
January 14, 2026 at 8:05 PM
hi bluesky, i found a video on my hard drive called bluesky.mp4 so uh, here you go i guess
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dog jokingly implying that they're about to kill themselves:
im going to eat chocolate in the shower
January 13, 2026 at 6:04 PM
dog jokingly implying that they're about to kill themselves:
Up the long ladder.... from a hole I've dug with a fork and a chair, i suppose
January 8, 2026 at 2:13 AM
Up the long ladder.... from a hole I've dug with a fork and a chair, i suppose
Popcorn Bucket Sparty looks concerned about your sodium intake, fans
January 4, 2026 at 11:11 PM
Popcorn Bucket Sparty looks concerned about your sodium intake, fans
bought rdr2
the launcher didn't work until i opened onedrive, then it needed 2 tries to install an sdk, then it had me create a "social" account so it could tell me it sent a verification code to an email address that never got it, so i could play a single player game
fuck you rockstar
the launcher didn't work until i opened onedrive, then it needed 2 tries to install an sdk, then it had me create a "social" account so it could tell me it sent a verification code to an email address that never got it, so i could play a single player game
fuck you rockstar
December 29, 2025 at 4:44 AM
bought rdr2
the launcher didn't work until i opened onedrive, then it needed 2 tries to install an sdk, then it had me create a "social" account so it could tell me it sent a verification code to an email address that never got it, so i could play a single player game
fuck you rockstar
the launcher didn't work until i opened onedrive, then it needed 2 tries to install an sdk, then it had me create a "social" account so it could tell me it sent a verification code to an email address that never got it, so i could play a single player game
fuck you rockstar
So, you shit on the electric fence didn't ya
December 27, 2025 at 3:56 PM
So, you shit on the electric fence didn't ya
Guy who invented the J-Way: "I'm not doing this an eleventh time, it's fine I'll just carry it"
December 24, 2025 at 2:50 PM
Guy who invented the J-Way: "I'm not doing this an eleventh time, it's fine I'll just carry it"
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Everything alive in the Devonian period tried too hard. “Ooo, look at me, I’m a weird elongated pentagon” Shut up!
March 30, 2024 at 5:52 AM
Everything alive in the Devonian period tried too hard. “Ooo, look at me, I’m a weird elongated pentagon” Shut up!
@beltzner.bsky.social just heard the sound of a thousand crows all flapping and cawing for no apparent reason
Mozilla has a new CEO and he just announced that Firefox will evolve into a modern AI browser. This is a good example of how management doesn’t understand its own user base and why they go out of their way to install Firefox on Windows, Android, iOS and other devices blog.mozilla.org/en/mozilla/l...
December 19, 2025 at 3:01 AM
@beltzner.bsky.social just heard the sound of a thousand crows all flapping and cawing for no apparent reason
"does it taste good?"
"no idea but i can tell you exactly what colour it is"
"no idea but i can tell you exactly what colour it is"
December 13, 2025 at 3:29 PM
"does it taste good?"
"no idea but i can tell you exactly what colour it is"
"no idea but i can tell you exactly what colour it is"
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Remember folks: if you have any small amount of artistic talent, any sex appeal, or can make your friends laugh, the richest man on earth is crying screaming throwing up because he can’t be you.
December 6, 2025 at 10:59 PM
Remember folks: if you have any small amount of artistic talent, any sex appeal, or can make your friends laugh, the richest man on earth is crying screaming throwing up because he can’t be you.
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The Girl Guides of Canada say: Be prepared to protect trans rights.
December 4, 2025 at 7:53 PM
The Girl Guides of Canada say: Be prepared to protect trans rights.
Heyyy habibi is your profile on al-tndr cause you have to be kidding me
December 3, 2025 at 7:07 PM
Heyyy habibi is your profile on al-tndr cause you have to be kidding me
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wife got a timer for all of our christmas lights so obviously thinking of this
December 2, 2025 at 1:29 AM
wife got a timer for all of our christmas lights so obviously thinking of this
idk man i'd love to be called "disgraceful" by the guy who passed a law banning muslims
December 3, 2025 at 1:25 AM
idk man i'd love to be called "disgraceful" by the guy who passed a law banning muslims
Hmm shiny
(Not actually shiny)
(Not actually shiny)
November 22, 2025 at 3:06 AM
Hmm shiny
(Not actually shiny)
(Not actually shiny)
good sentence, three words too long
November 21, 2025 at 4:34 PM
good sentence, three words too long
Pharaoh, there's a guy out here covered in little tiles and he says he wants to set free all those guys we stole
November 18, 2025 at 2:00 AM
Pharaoh, there's a guy out here covered in little tiles and he says he wants to set free all those guys we stole
Weird AI Yankovic this font needs serifs
Change a letter, make a singer less appealing:
Yeastie Boys
Yeastie Boys
Change a letter, make a singer less appealing:
Kid Sock
Kid Sock
November 14, 2025 at 11:11 PM
Weird AI Yankovic this font needs serifs
patton oswalt said nothing wrong
November 14, 2025 at 10:20 PM
patton oswalt said nothing wrong
Dude sit down i can't see
November 12, 2025 at 12:22 AM
Dude sit down i can't see
in that moment i realized my wife didn't actually find g-d, she just converted to judaism so we could have a second kitchen where i wouldn't be standing in the way of her opening a drawer
November 3, 2025 at 1:45 AM
in that moment i realized my wife didn't actually find g-d, she just converted to judaism so we could have a second kitchen where i wouldn't be standing in the way of her opening a drawer